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Zodiac Meteor · Sep 29, 2008, 03:20 AM // 03:20

Here is a video showing how T.P.A.B. works.
How does T.P.A.B. work?

Toucher Pwnage in Alliance Battle, the noob pwning.

Gift3d · Sep 29, 2008, 03:33 AM // 03:33

...are you serious right now?

Zodiac Meteor · Sep 29, 2008, 03:35 AM // 03:35

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Originally Posted by Gift3d

...are you serious right now?

its a joke as in, "Ha ha, this thread made me laugh." or "Ha! it's funny because it's sort of true!"
I couldn't make it more obvious without giving it away
It's suppose to make you laugh. I added the video to make it more interesting.

It's not a build that I discovered. I'm not saying it's good. It's funny.

komma · Sep 29, 2008, 03:36 AM // 03:36

yay for noobs.

Zodiac Meteor · Sep 29, 2008, 03:39 AM // 03:39

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Originally Posted by komma

yay for noobs.

hey, someone got it.

Agent Mold3r · Sep 29, 2008, 03:55 AM // 03:55

You /fail .

Spazzer · Sep 29, 2008, 03:58 AM // 03:58

A cripshot plus three anythings will always be strong in AB.

Zodiac Meteor · Sep 29, 2008, 03:59 AM // 03:59

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Originally Posted by Agent Mold3r

You /fail .

Its a SPOOF, of the medical commercials.
I've surprised people aren't getting this.

You know in the medical commercials people have "Unique" problems. And they have "Unique" solutions for it. That is what this is, it's suppose to make you /laugh. Its the medical commercials guild wars style.

Agent Mold3r · Sep 29, 2008, 04:01 AM // 04:01

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Originally Posted by Zodiac Meteor

Its a SPOOF, of the medical commercials.
I've surprised people aren't getting this.

You know in the medical commercials people have "Unique" problems. And they have "Unique" solutions for it. That is what this is, it's suppose to make you /laugh. Its the medical commercials guild wars style.

Yes I know, but you /failed.

komma · Sep 29, 2008, 04:04 AM // 04:04

do you suffer from erectile disfuncion? if so please contact your local touch ranger for treatment.

Agent Mold3r · Sep 29, 2008, 04:05 AM // 04:05

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Originally Posted by komma

do you suffer from erectile disfuncion? if so please contact your local touch ranger for treatment.

See, that is entertaining, but Zodiac Meteor, you are not.

Zodiac Meteor · Sep 29, 2008, 04:07 AM // 04:07

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Originally Posted by Agent Mold3r

See, that is entertaining, but Zodiac Meteor, you are not.

Ouch, that hurt. I kind of wanted to keep it PG anyways.

komma · Sep 29, 2008, 04:22 AM // 04:22

i remember when we were noobs and we would run an 8 man touch gvg team...it wasnt anything to serious, more of just a fun thing we would like to do together....but the best part of running the touch team was we all had ridiculous names, like the raper, gooey hands, and michael jackson ;P

AKB48 · Sep 29, 2008, 05:19 AM // 05:19

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Originally Posted by Zodiac Meteor

For those of you people that are suffering from noobing. You just can’t get a good win or maybe don’t know how to pwn. There is a simple solution. Toucher Pwnage in Alliance Battle or T.P.A.B. is the solution to so many people that don’t do pwning.

Here is a video showing how T.P.A.B. works.
How does T.P.A.B. work?

Like most pwning it does come with side effects such as:
Opponents calling you a noob
Enforcing bad language when being called noob
Opponents leaving the game
Failing teamwork
Laughing

Do not do T.P.A.B. if you hate touchers or are new to Alliance Battle.
If T.P.A.B. isn’t working contact your guild because these serious symptoms can be fixed.
Go see your guild and see if T.P.A.B. is right for you.

Toucher Pwnage in Alliance Battle, the noob pwning.

ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! If this is a joke, you got the win man!! HAHA....that made me laugh for a while.

yeah i agree with ya, this can only pwn noobs, that's it.(and only in ab)

but seriously though, touchers aren't THAT hard to kill, for one, their energy is their life, they can't do a damn without it. The thing with touchers is: for the first 1 minute, once you survived THAT, you're likely to survive, since they only way to attack is to use Vampiric Bite or Vampiric Touch, and each time they attack it cost them about 7ish energy. E-denial is very effective/effective on them. But there are a varity of builds out there that can handle touchers. (**for these "noobs", touchers are pretty old, so a team of touchers aren't that effective any more)

Gift3d · Sep 29, 2008, 05:26 AM // 05:26

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Originally Posted by Zodiac Meteor

its a joke as in, "Ha ha, this thread made me laugh." or "Ha! it's funny because it's sort of true!"
I couldn't make it more obvious without giving it away
It's suppose to make you laugh. I added the video to make it more interesting.

It's not a build that I discovered. I'm not saying it's good. It's funny.

You definitely put a lot of effort into making such a mediocre joke, which is why i was wondering. But thanks for clearing that up.

shru · Sep 29, 2008, 12:27 PM // 12:27

Nightow · Sep 29, 2008, 12:36 PM // 12:36

OP, some might appreciate your post but at least put your shit in the right section! lol

Breakfast Mc Rit · Sep 29, 2008, 12:50 PM // 12:50

Way too many people here take GW too seriously. Unsuspectingly getting crippled and flattened by a toucher group in AB always gives me a laugh.

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You definitely put a lot of effort into making such a mediocre joke

Since when is leaving fraps on and adding a little music afterwards a lot of effort? This is one step away from being the least he could do.

[DE] · Sep 29, 2008, 01:56 PM // 13:56

That was terrible. I'm sorry I wasted 15 seconds of my life in an attempt to understand why someone would create such a moronic and bad joke thread.

Zodiac Meteor · Sep 29, 2008, 02:30 PM // 14:30

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Originally Posted by Nightow

OP, some might appreciate your post but at least put your shit in the right section! lol

I thought I was in the right section. Comic's, movies, creations etc.

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Originally Posted by Breakfast Mc Rit

People to GW way to seriously

Exactly.
I'm beginning to think people might like it better if it was in a comic.