Curse

shoyon456 · Sep 20, 2009, 02:59 AM // 02:59

Name of NPC: Livia
HP: 540
Energy: 50
XP: 8,198,008
AL: 60

Shining Blade Necromancer

She fights for her fellow Krytans against the tyranny of the White Mantle. She does this by distracting enemies and GW fanbois with her pixel twins.

("I generally avoid temptation...unless I can't resist it.")

Just a side note, I'd like to pay for your services

McMullen · Sep 20, 2009, 12:21 PM // 12:21

Name of NPC : Saidra
HP : 200
Energy : 25
XP :5,500,255
AL : 70

Shining Blade Ranger

Possibly influenced by the great Prince Rurik, Saidra is more than willing to run head first into a group of enemies wielding nothing but a Fiery Dragon Sword to save her allies.

("I'll aggro those Mursaat all the way over there while you run!")

hoodiestarfish · Sep 27, 2009, 02:05 PM // 14:05

4 days more or w/e

Kerwyn Nasilan · Sep 27, 2009, 02:35 PM // 14:35

Name of NPC :Mhenlo
HP :480
Energy : 30
XP : 0
AL : 60
Profession/Race thing: Pimp
You may hate him while your at work but you know he is gunna be the best wingman ever at Cynn's "Tavern" that night.
(I only heal the ladies)

Arcole · Sep 27, 2009, 02:49 PM // 14:49

Name of NPC: Instructor Ng
HP: 530
Energy: 25
XP: 7,250,000
AL: 70

Instructor

Most likely harassed by fellow students at a young age, Instructor Ng holds the title of "Least likely to be able to pronounce my own name (6)."

("Vowels are overrated.")

hoodiestarfish · Sep 27, 2009, 03:51 PM // 15:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arcole

Name of NPC: Instructor Ng
HP: 530
Energy: 25
XP: 7,250,000
AL: 70

Instructor

Most likely harassed by fellow students at a young age, Instructor Ng holds the title of "Least likely to be able to pronounce my own name (6)."

("Vowels are overrated.")

this is actually really funny lol, NG is actually prounounced ung, i spose i happen to know that cus im chinese. lolol

Etaoin Shrdlu · Sep 28, 2009, 12:43 PM // 12:43

Name of NPC : Zilo the Drunkard
HP : 280
Energy : 25
XP : 0
AL : 60

Vabbian Drunkard

When Zilo the Drunkard enters play, all participants take a shot of hard liquor. For each turn Zilo remains in play, all participants must take one shot of hard liquor per turn. If a participant vomits, he or she loses 50 HP. If a participant passes out, he or she is defeated.

("I ish victori- *hiccup* victori- *hiccup* victori- *HICCUP*...da man!")

Yasmine · Sep 29, 2009, 01:45 PM // 13:45

Name of NPC : Dunkoro
HP : 480
Energy : 50
XP : 144,500
AL : 60
The discovery of soul reaping advantages made Dunkoro the man he is today: an elder monk who can make your missions less straightforward and more challenging. He prefers to spend his time offering directions and insight to passers-by.
(Resistance is futile! You have to follow my instructions for master's reward!)

hoodiestarfish · Oct 25, 2009, 05:19 AM // 05:19

RESULTS are posted. please refer to first post. and please pm me to book ur photoshoot time slot.

ravensong · Oct 25, 2009, 01:15 PM // 13:15

Awesome!
Happy happy! xD

Will send you the PM.

Arghore · Oct 25, 2009, 01:50 PM // 13:50

Ahw... is this closed allready, 5 makes for such a lousy lineup, surely there is room for 1 or a couple more... how about these:

Name of NPC : The 3 Necro's
HP : 1486
Energy : Unlimited
XP : 1.568.000
AL : 60 (x3)

What we do has little to do with Necromancy, but our energy management is great.
Well aslong as you keep killing foes, fail at that and we are no more then a squishy burdon.
("Please dont Huff or Puff, our house is made of Straw")

Etaoin Shrdlu · Oct 25, 2009, 02:26 PM // 14:26

I do wish more of the submissions had made the cut, but I understood going in that only a few would win-out over the others. Oh well, maybe in the next "expansion" we will see a few of these guys (loved Togo's "Appear Suicidal" ability).

Mostly, I just wanted to post to thank Hoodie for the awesome avatar I have here, as well as the advice. Same goes to you, Arghore (that was you in my comic thread, right?). With all of this input, you can expect The Life and Times of Etaoin Shrdlu to get better and better.

I AM INSPIRED!

Ungle · Oct 25, 2009, 03:57 PM // 15:57

fail hoodie, youd didnt make me win, gunna go have to cry to gramps more now

hoodiestarfish · Oct 25, 2009, 03:59 PM // 15:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by ungle2

fail hoodie, youd didnt make me win, gunna go have to cry to gramps more now

wanna explain to me how you're an NPC?