Curse

YunSooJin · Nov 11, 2009, 09:44 AM // 09:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eragon Zarroc

my lightsaber can do a few more tricks than just vibrate

shut off randomly?

BlueXIV · Nov 11, 2009, 09:44 AM // 09:44

Ever wanted to stand out? Ever needed excitement? Adventure?

Well now, BlueXIV pr0ductions have brought to you yet another sensational product!

Credits go to H00die for modeling the new product. Thank you for the prompt and speedy service! Great work, fully recommended, and for only 10k too, what a deal!

Hailfall · Nov 11, 2009, 09:45 AM // 09:45

*dies*

Thats Epic!

Eragon Zarroc · Nov 11, 2009, 09:46 AM // 09:46

pfffft, my lightsaber isn't for YSJ. he is too busy playing with his chaos moobs...

hoodiestarfish · Nov 11, 2009, 09:47 AM // 09:47

hahaha run and hide blue run and hide.

*plays with my new peen. its a grower.

Eragon Zarroc · Nov 11, 2009, 09:47 AM // 09:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueXIV

Hoodie...ummmm...why is it so small?...

Hailfall · Nov 11, 2009, 09:48 AM // 09:48

Cause he is an elf.. its in proportion to his size

YunSooJin · Nov 11, 2009, 09:48 AM // 09:48

I understand why Hoodie is so angry at me all the time. Compensating.

hoodiestarfish · Nov 11, 2009, 09:49 AM // 09:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eragon Zarroc

Hoodie...ummmm...why is it so small?...

if you'd like to bend over EZ i'll show you its not small.

BlueXIV · Nov 11, 2009, 09:49 AM // 09:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eragon Zarroc

Hoodie...ummmm...why is it so small?...

The trial product was made with only 125 globs of ectoplasm because we were worried more would damage the model

Hailfall · Nov 11, 2009, 09:50 AM // 09:50

Blue why worry? It's not like he is going to be needing it

Eragon Zarroc · Nov 11, 2009, 09:51 AM // 09:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by hoodiestarfish

if you'd like to bend over EZ i'll show you its not small.

whoa now hoodie!!! i didn't know u swung that way man!!! i know i don't ;-)

hoodiestarfish · Nov 11, 2009, 09:52 AM // 09:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eragon Zarroc

whoa now hoodie!!! i didn't know u swung that way man!!! i know i don't ;-)

who said the model had to be attached to me when you were trying it out for size?

BlueXIV · Nov 11, 2009, 10:02 AM // 10:02

There was actually another model for the Chaos Peen, but the picture is rather shocking. I would not have brought it up, but since people are doubting the size of my product...

I will not post it here, but if you really need to see it, simply try tinyurl.com/thecharacternamehereinoneword. I will not tell you what character, but a n0lani regular probably can figure it out.

M @ T · Nov 11, 2009, 10:05 AM // 10:05

I laughed my arse off at work, please just stop! >.>

The only thing left is a chaos middle finger or buttocks me thinks lolz

hoodiestarfish · Nov 11, 2009, 10:09 AM // 10:09

i believe that model is missing some important accessories blue

PS those who cant guess character name and need a shortcut can go here

Yasmine · Nov 11, 2009, 10:15 AM // 10:15

Lol, this is a lot fun, blue, thank you, it's good to start a new day with laugthing... though I'm afraid some mod is going to lock it and ban us all for life

M @ T · Nov 11, 2009, 10:23 AM // 10:23

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Originally Posted by Jasmine Mc Coy

Lol, this is a lot fun, blue, thank you, it's good to start a new day with laugthing... though I'm afraid some mod is going to lock it and ban us all for life

Why? Glowing boobs is like.. Well, glowing boobs.. Men will seem like rabbits staring at the headlight of an incoming car, and then *WHAM*

Eragon Zarroc · Nov 11, 2009, 10:25 AM // 10:25

lmao, chaos accessories for women? too much, lmao!

snowman relic · Nov 11, 2009, 12:31 PM // 12:31

wow can guys get a chaos **** then? i need to see better in duengons lol