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Old Nov 11, 2009, 08:17 AM // 08:17   #1
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Default The best thing ever.
My roommate just came up with the best thing ever.

We've had chaos axes. They were pretty cool for a while. We've had chaos gloves. They were pretty spiffy for a while. But now, FORGED IN THE DEPTHS OF N0LANI, BLUEXIV HAS BROUGHT TO YOU A NEW CREATION. NEVER LOSE YOUR WAY IN THE DARK AGAIN! BE A BEACON OF LIGHT TO THE COMMUNITY!

INTRODUCING, THE CHAOS BOOBS!


Not to be confused with cheap knockoffs such as the Chaos Bra or the Chaos Bikini, the Chaos Boobs will always stay with you, wherever you may go!

Guaranteed not to sag, the Chaos Boobs has a lifetime warranty. If you aren't shining, we're not satisfied!

Amaze your friends! Blind your enemies! Dazzle your lovers! The chaos boobs will do that and more!
Price: 250 Ectos, + surgery costs
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 08:18 AM // 08:18   #2
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looooooooooooooooooooool
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 08:19 AM // 08:19   #3
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i'd say something but imma get told off lol.
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 08:20 AM // 08:20   #4
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looooooooooool

I thought this was gonna be a "choas spear" or some shit like that, and was abbout to flame

but this is funny

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Old Nov 11, 2009, 08:20 AM // 08:20   #5
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wonder how they feel

available for men as well?
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 08:22 AM // 08:22   #6
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available for men as well?
yes

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Old Nov 11, 2009, 08:25 AM // 08:25   #7
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Woman: I don't have anymore back pain! With breasts made of pure energy, they move naturally the way I do, and I can have them as big as I want!

Man: I love my wife more than ever since she got her posture fixed by Chaos Boobs. I only wish it had happened sooner! I am blinded by tears of joy!

edit: are the aureolae chaos-y too?
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 08:29 AM // 08:29   #8
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available for men as well?

are you buying some for your boy-wonder EZ?
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 08:32 AM // 08:32   #9
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Blue, meet me in game and IRL plz. Do you except tips?
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 08:33 AM // 08:33   #10
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Congrats on waking my entire household as I pmsl over here! I must marry a wealthy sin now and get myself a pair.
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 08:35 AM // 08:35   #11
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are you buying some for your boy-wonder EZ?
no Hoodie I was wondering what you'd look like with a pair.
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 08:35 AM // 08:35   #12
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Don't stare at them too long or you'll go blind.
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 08:36 AM // 08:36   #13
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no Hoodie I was wondering what you'd look like with a pair.
gimme the 250e and get me a run to the eternal surgeon and i'll get a pair
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 08:37 AM // 08:37   #14
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Don't stare at them too long or you'll go blind.
Say...you have spare ecto layin' around...buy me some chaos boobs
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 08:38 AM // 08:38   #15
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I'll split my funds with you starr, then we can each have one side done.
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 08:40 AM // 08:40   #16
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Say...you have spare ecto layin' around...buy me some chaos boobs
I'll buy you butt implants too, complete with left and right blinkers.
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 08:41 AM // 08:41   #17
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mmmm chaos boobs... they be shiney...
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 08:46 AM // 08:46   #18
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I'll buy you butt implants too, complete with left and right blinkers.
lol.. that elicited some very unmanly giggles from me =P.
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 08:51 AM // 08:51   #19
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Quick, go eat a steak and lift some weights to re-establish said manliness.
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 08:52 AM // 08:52   #20
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lol.. that elicited some very unmanly giggles from me =P.
doesnt seem to take much.
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