Curse

Arrow Whisper · May 10, 2005, 02:23 PM // 14:23

There is no place like 127.0.0.1

The IOU · May 10, 2005, 02:56 PM // 14:56

The ultimate answer is 42

Auntie I · May 10, 2005, 03:27 PM // 15:27

Never leave home without your towel!

Soul Monarch · May 10, 2005, 03:41 PM // 15:41

Don't panic.

ArgentLupe · May 10, 2005, 03:41 PM // 15:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by The IOU

The ultimate answer is 42

But the best answer is always: "Yes, dear."

Sparxz · May 10, 2005, 03:45 PM // 15:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArgentLupe

But the best answer is always: "Yes, dear."

wtf m8?!1

JediNeophyte · May 10, 2005, 03:48 PM // 15:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arrow Whisper

There is no place like 127.0.0.1

Just now discovered the loopback address?

MoMan · May 10, 2005, 04:07 PM // 16:07

Thinkgeek has all these on shirts and more (thank you slashdot

)

Anyways heres one for you:
There are 10 types of people in the world, those that know binary, and those that dont.

EnDinG · May 10, 2005, 04:25 PM // 16:25

A personal favorite:

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were traveling through Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train.
"Aha," says the engineer, "I see that Scottish sheep are black."
"Hmm," says the physicist, "You mean that some Scottish sheep are black."
"No," says the mathematician, "All we know is that there is at least one sheep in Scotland, and that at least one side of that one sheep is black!"

Too true for an engineer.

Dreamsmith · May 10, 2005, 04:58 PM // 16:58

"Heck, we can't even really know that," says the philosopher.

Aiwahead · May 10, 2005, 05:16 PM // 17:16

Ahahahaha. So true.

And in parting..

Thanks for all the fish!

ArgentLupe · May 10, 2005, 08:03 PM // 20:03

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Originally Posted by Sparxz

wtf m8?!1

Obviously you are not married.

Soul Monarch · May 10, 2005, 08:19 PM // 20:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by EnDinG

A personal favorite:

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were traveling through Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train.
"Aha," says the engineer, "I see that Scottish sheep are black."
"Hmm," says the physicist, "You mean that some Scottish sheep are black."
"No," says the mathematician, "All we know is that there is at least one sheep in Scotland, and that at least one side of that one sheep is black!"

Too true for an engineer.

An optimist thinks that the glass is half full.
A pessimist thinks that the glass is half empty.
An engineer figures the glass is just twice the size it needs to be.

EnDinG · May 10, 2005, 08:21 PM // 20:21

LoL. Love that one.

And from how often we are always trying to make things smaller, it couldn't be any more true.

"Oh no! Hes got a towel! Run!"

Ramus · May 10, 2005, 08:22 PM // 20:22

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Originally Posted by ArgentLupe

But the best answer is always: "Yes, dear."

ArgentLupe Wins.

Serafita Kayin · May 10, 2005, 10:05 PM // 22:05

Yes dear, and here's some chocolate.

Beta Ray Bill · May 10, 2005, 10:31 PM // 22:31

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Originally Posted by Serafita Kayin

Yes dear, and here's some chocolate.

Oh, and let me massage your aching feet for the next hour. Could I get you a pillow? or turn on "Big Fat Greek Wedding" for you?

No, no, don't worry about the kids, I'll get them to sleep. You just sit here and relax.

(slam dunk and SCORE!)

Sekkira · May 10, 2005, 10:40 PM // 22:40

The glass is half full if has been filled up to half way.

It is half empty if it was filled up to full and drunk half way.

Serafita Kayin · May 11, 2005, 01:15 AM // 01:15

There are no little attention seekers in my world. Just me and my girl.

Therefore, the chocolate suffices.

Care Less · May 11, 2005, 01:21 AM // 01:21

Its , green its always green