Curse

Jun 04, 2005, 04:41 AM // 04:41

What class would he play?

Smiting monk ftw?

Aloren · Jun 04, 2005, 04:45 AM // 04:45

Lol,not a smiting monk. I'd say maybe a Necromancer/Warrior!

DarrenJasper · Jun 04, 2005, 04:46 AM // 04:46

He'd play, um...

Wierd ass thread.

PieXags · Jun 04, 2005, 04:47 AM // 04:47

Jesus would be the henchmen that sits there, refuses to defend himself, and dies because he wouldn't ever kill anything.

Aloren · Jun 04, 2005, 04:49 AM // 04:49

I can see it now... Jesus [Martyr henchman]

Yojinj · Jun 04, 2005, 04:50 AM // 04:50

He would let himself get killed for the sins (rushers and ppl with no brain and teamplay gene) of some players, some kind of meatshield ^^.

spiritofcat · Jun 04, 2005, 05:05 AM // 05:05

Yes, Martyr Henchman. He's like a warrior without any weapons. He gets up the front there and tanks and dies for you, but he has a special res skill that activates automatically after he dies and brings him back as a ghostly hero.

Xoduz · Jun 04, 2005, 05:15 AM // 05:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by PieXags

Jesus would be the henchmen that sits there, refuses to defend himself, and dies because he wouldn't ever kill anything.

Sounds like Mhenlo to me!

Jackell · Jun 04, 2005, 05:25 AM // 05:25

Oh my god....

Mhenlo is Jesus.......

Whoa...... Take that religious scholars!

Kershent · Jun 04, 2005, 05:27 AM // 05:27

Hahahaha, best thread EVAR!

He'd be a Martyr henchie, of course, but he'd also have the skill "Sinner's Bane." It would do 10-75 damage for every sin that person has committed (this would be a number only Jesus could see) in the last day.

dansamy · Jun 04, 2005, 05:36 AM // 05:36

Hmm...I think He would play a Divine Healer. One whose mere presence in your party would act like a fount of Healing. Thus your party would be invincible.

seeker monk · Jun 04, 2005, 05:36 AM // 05:36

guild wars... CHRIST GUILD... awesome.. can the cape have a bleeding dying man on it?

Kado · Jun 04, 2005, 05:49 AM // 05:49

first off seeker...your a sick individual...and second...What kind of topic is this?

Lol

PS: yaaa that cape would be pretty awsome lol

seeker monk · Jun 04, 2005, 05:51 AM // 05:51

i don't know what to say

Morat · Jun 04, 2005, 06:00 AM // 06:00

Would be pretty cool to have God himself in Old Testament mood on your team. Of course you'd probably have to ask him to tone it down a bit if you actually need to find specific items (or continents).

PieXags · Jun 04, 2005, 06:17 AM // 06:17

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Originally Posted by Kershent

Hahahaha, best thread EVAR!

He'd be a Martyr henchie, of course, but he'd also have the skill "Sinner's Bane." It would do 10-75 damage for every sin that person has committed (this would be a number only Jesus could see) in the last day.

I'm pretty sure the move "sinner's bane" would actually be "Jesus [Martyr Henchman] takes 10-75 damage for each sin the enemy has on them."

He wouldn't hurt other people.

theft · Jun 04, 2005, 06:38 AM // 06:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by PieXags

Jesus would be the henchmen that sits there, refuses to defend himself, and dies because he wouldn't ever kill anything.

Ghandi?

PieXags · Jun 04, 2005, 06:39 AM // 06:39

Ok I'm going to ignore the post and express another opinion I can't ignore.

Badass avatar, theft.

Weezer_Blue · Jun 04, 2005, 06:55 AM // 06:55

Jesus [Start a false religious cult with thousands of followers that will now flame Weezer Blue Henchman]

Red Locust · Jun 04, 2005, 07:15 AM // 07:15

If Jesus were playing Guild Wars, he wouldn't have made a thread like this.

There. Someone had to say it.