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Jul 05, 2005, 01:20 AM // 01:20
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Mar 2005
Guild: Sisters of Mercy
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GW Food for Thought to Spend the Holiday
Some thoughts for the July 4th weekend:
Ever notice that from the front, it looks like Mountain Trolls are wearing jockey shorts or a diaper? Why does the Eilodon's Spectral Essence resemble curly blobs of dog poo? Am I the only one who feels guilty killing those little baby Stalking Nights? If the mouthpiece to the fabled horn Stormblower is so important, why do they leave it on the stand before teleporting to the Academy? Considering that Giants' Boots must smell pretty bad, would you suffer a health penalty when attempting to salvage them? Just wondering. |
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Jul 05, 2005, 02:02 AM // 02:02
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Smite Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Land of AZ, USA
Profession: Rt/E
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LOL! Good one. I have just one to offer:
WHY in the gods' names do we pick up things like monster puke and FETID bug husks? 
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Jul 05, 2005, 02:11 AM // 02:11
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Aquarius
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Somewhere between Boardwalk and Park Place
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Haha, good stuff
 Here's a real question: Who the heck named the bosses? I can't imagine the sense of humor of someone who can name something that tears you to shreds Bubblesnot Bubblebobble :P |
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Jul 05, 2005, 02:15 AM // 02:15
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Jun 2005
Guild: DOOM
Profession: E/N
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Quote:
The grawl bosses in Southern Shiverpeaks have the funniest names Alana Pekpek Ipillo Wupwup Karobo Dimdim Salani Pippip Sakalo Yapyawl Last edited by arnansnow; Jul 05, 2005 at 02:20 AM // 02:20.. |
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Jul 05, 2005, 03:07 AM // 03:07
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Pennsylvania
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If the mouthpiece to the fabled horn Stormblower is so important, why do they leave it on the stand before teleporting to the Academy?
Haha, yeah, I noticed that my second time around. "Blah blah blah Stormcaller blah to the academy!" Hey wait... You guys forgot the mouthpiece! |
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Jul 05, 2005, 05:23 AM // 05:23
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Awaiting GW2
Profession: W/
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I have a question-Why would any monster (such as a hydra) carry around cash or a gold axe when he knows he will get mugged for them by some psycho warrior?
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Jul 05, 2005, 06:04 AM // 06:04
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2005
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Shouldn't "sever artery" be an e/mo skill?
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Jul 05, 2005, 06:16 AM // 06:16
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2005
Guild: (OoS) Outcasts of Society
Profession: Mo/
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how come you kill an aloe seed and get a bow?
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Jul 05, 2005, 07:07 AM // 07:07
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Site Contributor
Join Date: May 2005
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Why do charr bother with those tiny swords when their claws are ten times bigger? I always find it humorous when a big bad charr attacks me with a sword that looks like a toothpick in its hands.
Oh yeah, and why does the Underworld have a sky and clouds? You'd expect it to be dark with artifical light, somewhat like the catacombs, what with it being under the world and everything. |
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Jul 05, 2005, 07:14 AM // 07:14
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2005
Guild: Stolen Dreams
Profession: R/Me
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Another is the Bigamist wife outside post searing ascalon, as she Has 2 husbands, one is Paulus and the other is found on the Fort rankin Mission.
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Jul 05, 2005, 09:08 AM // 09:08
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Southern Cali
Guild: Herald of the Storm
Profession: W/R
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I always found it rather gruesome that after you slay your mortal enemies (like the charr) you actually are looking forward to skinning one and stealing his skin (charr hide) for the purpose of making clothing. You don't think this would enrage them even further? What sort of "good guy" goes around skinning his opponents anyway?
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Jul 05, 2005, 10:39 AM // 10:39
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I Hate Everything
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Boston, MA
Profession: N/W
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Why would the people of Kyrta intrust The Septor Of Orr to an obviously boy hungry petafile with the power to control the dead?
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Jul 05, 2005, 12:44 PM // 12:44
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Smite Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Land of AZ, USA
Profession: Rt/E
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And while we're on topic: What ARE those outfits that the White Mantel Abbots wear? Talk about a fashion accident and rather....girlyish for guys, don't you think? O.o
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Jul 05, 2005, 12:46 PM // 12:46
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Jun 2005
Guild: DOOM
Profession: E/N
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Have you seen many white mantle women? I have seen maybe two, and both were in cut-scenes. |
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Jul 05, 2005, 04:40 PM // 16:40
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Awaiting GW2
Profession: W/
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If a necro has sex with a grawl, would it be considered bestiality?
John "The Porkchop" Deathbringer is wanted in both ascalon and kryta for crimes against the animal kingdom! 
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