The great and mighty poo song! (slightly censored)
I am the Great Mighty Poo,
and I'm going to throw my sh** at you.
A huge supply of tish,
come from my chocolate star fish.
How about some scat you little twat.
Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in.
Sweet Corn in the only thing that makes it through my rear,
how do think I keep this lovely grin? [Have some more caviar]
Now I'm really getting rather mad, you're like a niggly,
tickly, s****y little tag nut.
When I've knocked you out with all my bab,
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Conker: Your butt?
Poo: My butt!
Conker: Your butt?
Poo: Yes right my butt!
Conker: Ew!
Poo: My butt!
Conker: Ew!
Poo: MY BUTT!
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