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nic0008 · Aug 02, 2005, 11:03 AM // 11:03

kk jst post funny jokes pics anything thats funny

HellsHeaven · Aug 02, 2005, 03:26 PM // 15:26

sorry i cant my jokes are kinda really inapropriate but if i find pics i will post here

EchoSex · Aug 02, 2005, 05:01 PM // 17:01

I got one clean joke... But it's good.

So, this dog is walking down the street and comes across this shop with a sign in the window that read: "NOW HIRING! Must be able to write a letter, use a computer & be bilingual. EQUAL OPERTUNITY EMPLOYER". The dog tilts his head and wanders on into the shop.

The man behind the counter heard panting and looked down to see the dog. The dog whined, looked at the sign, and barked. The guy must've been tired, 'cause he said "Whatever" and brought the dog into the interview room.

The dog jumped up into the interview chair and the man preforming the interview took a good long stare at the dog. "So.. Can you write a letter?" The dog moved over to the type writer and typed up an entire professional letter to the employer and dropped it off on his desk. "Wow. That's pretty amazing. Can you use a computer?" The dog walks over to the PC and loads up Microsoft Excel, make some pie charts and such, plays a quick round of Counter-Strike, and logs off. "Thats very impressive, but I can't hire you." The dog whined and barked, point his snount to the sign in the hallway which reads "EQUAL OPERTUNITY EMPLOYER". The man said "Oh, I know that, I'm saying that you need to be bilingual." So the dog sighed, and looked the man STRAIGHT in the eyes, and said................................."Meow."

Die_trying_inc · Aug 02, 2005, 05:04 PM // 17:04

Haha, and I pictured a big fat weiner dog the whole time.
Good joke.

[edit]My favorite site:Engrish
I'm not kidding

EchoSex · Aug 02, 2005, 05:11 PM // 17:11

Actualy I got another that aint so bad..

This old man is in a bar, burying himself in his pint. He's crying his eyes out and disturbing the other boozehounds. The man next to the elder looks over and says: "Hey old man, why're you crying?" The old guy peers over to the youngin' and says "Well sunny, I just got married to a beautifull 20 year old," the young guy perks his eyebrows and says "Well that aint so bad.." "And I just won the lottery and bought this great mansion," "I still don't see why your crying, man" the young guy responded. "I got a Viper GTS from this guy on the street and I have a lifetime membership to the Ritz. I get 5 star rooms and service for free wherever I go." "Okay man," the young said, "I'm starting to get jealous. WHY are you crying?" The old man started to chug his pint. He put down his glass and looked back over to the young guy, and started to speak: "Well sonny... I can't remember where all this crap IS."

Swampgirl Inez · Aug 02, 2005, 05:23 PM // 17:23

You said the secret word! AHHHH!!!!

And because I feel I should contribute:

Louisiana Ghost Story
This happened about a month ago just outside of Cocodrie,
a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana, and while
it sounds like an Alfred Hitchco-ck tale, it's real.

This out of state traveler was on the side of the road,
hitchhiking on a real dark night in the middle of a
thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no cars went by. It
was raining so hard he could hardly see his hand in front
of his face. Suddenly he saw a car moving slowly, approaching
and appearing ghostlike in the rain. It slowly and silently
crept toward him and stopped.

Wanting a ride real bad the guy jumped into the car and
closed the door; only then did he realize that there was
nobody behind the wheel, and no sound of an engine to be
heard over the rain. Again the car crept slowly forward
and the guy was terrified, too scared to think of jumping
out and running.

The guy saw that the car was approaching a sharp curve and,
still too scared to jump out, he started to pray begging for
his life; he was sure the ghost car would go off the road
and in the bayou and he would surely drown! But just before
the curve a shadowy figure appeared at the driver's window
and a hand reached in and turned the steering wheel, guiding
the car safely around the bend.

Then, just as silently, the hand disappeared through the
window and the hitchhiker was alone again! Paralyzed with fear,
the guy watched the hand reappear every time they reached a
curve. Finally the guy, scared to near death, had all he could
take, jumped out of the car and ran to town.

Wet and in shock, he went into a bar, ordered two shots of
whiskey and, with voice quivering, told everybody about his
supernatural experience.

A silence enveloped the room, everyone got goose bumps when
they realized the guy was telling the truth, not just some
drunk.

About a half hour later two guys walked into the bar and one
says to the other, "Look Boudreaux, ders dat idiot that rode
in our car when we wuz pushin' it in the rain."

Die_trying_inc · Aug 02, 2005, 05:29 PM // 17:29

I love you.

Tzl_Jack · Aug 02, 2005, 05:57 PM // 17:57

Die_trying_inc... ive been laughing at this Engrish.com site for the last 20 minutes nonstop. lol

The comments attached to each pic are the best.
another to add to my fav's.

Die_trying_inc · Aug 02, 2005, 06:03 PM // 18:03

Yeah, and what sucks is that there's no new content added like there used to be... It's kind of depressing but it's still funny the third or fourth time around. Enjoy!!

Dac Vin · Aug 03, 2005, 01:17 AM // 01:17

What is the difference between 365 condoms and a tire?

None, both are a Goodyear!

Hate · Aug 03, 2005, 01:26 AM // 01:26

Hehehehe that engrish site is hilarious.

nic0008 · Aug 05, 2005, 10:29 AM // 10:29

LOOOL nice jokes

i got this www.big-boys.com