Curse

death_hawk · Aug 15, 2005, 10:45 AM // 10:45

Ok, I just came back from the Fissure of Woe. Best 1k I've spent IN MY LIFE!

Just to frame the pic, I have Blunted Force on Skype so we can communicate via voice. Just makes things easier. We have this uptight monk we were with. For those of you who don't know, when you are a male warrior and type /dance in the chat window, you end up doing a dance. This dance looks "dirty". Well, Blunted Force couldn't resist humpin an uptight monk. He informed me of what he was gonna do, and I took a screenshot. Here's the story:

Group proceeded as normal. Had a couple mishaps here and there. Had a monk that. No biggie. The she died again. Ok, what ever. Once more. 3 times... hmmm. The we looked to see what she did. She ran in with the tanks to try to kill things. Very bad. We kept tellin her not to run in, not to run in. She would. And she died. 9 more times......

Then we have our uptight monk. Thought she knew everything about the FoW. Called Blunted Force "Leroy" a couple times. Didn't notice the real Leroy that charged into the group when we were all recharging. She also yelled at me constantly for looking around. I was searching for Skeletons to lead into Shadows. (Or for Blunted Force to lead into shadows) Doing this tactic, doesn't yield any loot, but it very effective in neturalizing many of your enemies. Plus it's the hilarious to watch. Every now and then you see someone yell " %#$". Bottom line is that she tried to control the group, but we weren't gonna listen. I had to equate "panties = knotted" for her a few times.

Now down to our Leroy. Draggon Tank. We would all be resting, and he would charge into a group of guys, lead them back to our spellcasters and monks and proceed to hit one guy. Well now we got a whole mob around us, and we are all fighting for our lives. We somehow manage to miraculously pull ourselves out of the fire, and kill everyone. While we are recharging health and energy, we see Leroy lurking around a big group of enemies. We tell him that we are recharging, and to NOT aggro the enemies. Well, he throws that out the window, and proceeds to charge in and lead them all back. Fine, we can deal with it.
Now, on to the picture. As you can see by the minimap, there is a group of us (in green) sitting happily inside the aggro circle. No enemies in sight. We are all recharging energy and health and just taking a break. Notice directly above us there is a green dot and a bunch of red dots. Well, that green dot is Draggon Tank and the red dots are enemies. In particular a Level 30 Dragon Lich that is REALLY hard to kill. While we are recharging, "Leroy' decided to aggro these guys. We all see this and run in to try to kill it. We realize that he's a little bit too strong and we scatter. While trying to kill the Dragon, "Leroy" decides to aggro THE OTHER dragon. Now we got 2 Level 30 Dragon Liches after us. Great......

Funniest thing I've seen in my life. Some how we manage to kill both dragons and lead some more skels into shadows. Then all the monks leave. Best 1k I've spent in my life.....