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Sir
Join Date: May 2005
Location: The Uk
Guild: Burnt Absolution
Profession: W/E
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 I p*ssed myself laughing at that. I've been watching repeats on Uk Gold and I just love that guy. I love the way René (if that's how you spell it) replies with "Good moaning *sigh*" Classic... And yeah, I love everything that appears on Uk Gold. I also love the program QI With Stephen Fry, Alan Davies and guests. Bill Bailey cracks me up, love him on Never Mind the Buzzc*cks. I laugh ALL the way through that program. Black Books is funny too. When I first watched Eddie Izzard I found him so hilarious and so to my tastes, that I spoke like him for the rest of the day lol! Oh, and it will be a sad day when Rowan Atkinson snuffs it...  --- "You can say that again, George. We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun." --- Blackadder: "Now, Baldrick, ask me some simple questions." Baldrick: "Right. Wot is your name?" Blackadder: "Wooble." Baldrick: "Wot is two plus two?" Blackadder: "Oh, wooble wooble." Blackadder: "Where do you live?" Blackadder: "London." Baldrick: "Eh?" Blackadder: "A small village on Mars, just outside the capital city...Wooble." --- "Baldrick, believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death.. will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me, and this pencil." --- |
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Aug 24, 2005, 01:02 PM // 13:02
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Academy Page
Join Date: Apr 2005
Guild: Alot
Profession: W/Mo
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Bottom and The Young One are my varourites Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmonson are just the Mutts Nuts.
 and gimme gimme gimme thats just great
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Aug 24, 2005, 01:04 PM // 13:04
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Jun 2005
Guild: Star Riders (StR)
Profession: N/
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At last some non Americans who actually watch something else other than Monty Python. They think its the be all and end all of British Comedy. How little they know.
Ah yes "Allo Allo" was great. I remember sitting wacthing that on Sun eves before I went to shool on Mon. Lol the fallen Madonna with the big boobies was nearly always mentioned. |
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Aug 24, 2005, 01:22 PM // 13:22
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: May 2005
Location: UK, Bristol
Guild: Gwen's Red Capes [Gwen]
Profession: Mo/R
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"I have devised a plan so cunning that you could pin a tail on it and call it a fox!"
edit: oh and because no-one else ha done anything from it yet.... Carl Hooper: Next week on the show: bats - are they really blind or just takin' a piss Ralph: What are you fishing for? Ted: Fish "Aren't holes brilli.."(falls in hole) Ralph: Do you…er…do you like Kipling, Ted? Ted: I quite like the fruit slice, sir. A woman is not just a creature that likes fine wines, Whitney Houston films and the manly smell of a pipe. A woman is a complex, mysterious box of tricks. When you’re selling a car to a woman, you have to imagine you’re making love to her. You have to remember, Paul, that making coffee is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. It has to be hot, it has to be strong, you've got to grind your beans slowly... and at the last moment, add the milk. - Swiss Toni "This week I 'ave been mostly eatin' raspberry pop-tarts." She was half woman, half fish. Terrible in the kitchen, but a bloody good swimmer. - Rowley Birkin, QC Last edited by Shamblemonkee; Aug 24, 2005 at 01:36 PM // 13:36.. |
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Aug 24, 2005, 04:37 PM // 16:37
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Academy Page
Join Date: Apr 2005
Guild: Alot
Profession: W/Mo
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This week iave mostly been eatin'.........Prozak!?
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Aug 24, 2005, 07:04 PM // 19:04
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Somewhere between the Real World and Tyria ;P
Guild: The Gothic Embrace [Goth]
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Father Ted - another classic
Vicar of Dibley = shat Black Books - farkin hillarious One foot in the grave - funny if you know someone like Victor Meldrew. |
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Aug 24, 2005, 08:02 PM // 20:02
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: USA
Guild: Xen of Onslaught
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w00t for Monty Python!
Family Guy is awesome too |
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Aug 26, 2005, 03:39 AM // 03:39
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Apr 2005
Guild: aFk
Profession: Me/Rt
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Seth McFarlen has git to be some kind of genious
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Aug 26, 2005, 06:51 AM // 06:51
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Canada, AB, Calgary
Guild: Arcane Draconum
Profession: W/Mo
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Vending Machine: Hello how can I help you?
Cat: Fish! Vending Machine: Today's fish is Trout a la Creme. Enjoy your meal. Cat: Fish! Vending Machine: Today's fish is Trout a la Creme. Enjoy your meal. Cat: Fish! Vending Machine: Today's fish is Trout a la Creme. Enjoy your meal. Cat: Fish! Vending Machine: Today's fish is Trout a la Creme. Enjoy your meal. Cat: Fish! Vending Machine: Today's fish is Trout a la Creme. Enjoy your meal. Cat: Fish! Vending Machine: Today's fish is Trout a la Creme. Enjoy your meal. Cat: I will. Lister: Do you know what I fancy right now? Rimmer: A big, fat woman with thighs the size of a hippo's. Lister: No, I want a triple fried egg butty with chili sauce and chutney. Kryten (reading a newspaper printed backwards): Three brought to life in bank raid. A masked man with a sawn-off shotgun sucked bullets out of two cashiers and a security guard in a South London bank tomorrow. The armed raider then forced terrified staff to accept ten thousand pounds, which he demanded they place in the banks vaults. The man, Michael Ellis, completed a 15-year prison sentence for the crime two years ago. Rimmer: What does that say? Kryten: Oh, it's an advert. "Roll-Off Deodorant. Keeps you... Keeps you wet and smelly for up to 24 hours." What are we going to do? This place is totally crazy! Rimmer: There's nothing we can do till the others find us. We'd better get a job. But what jobs are there in a backwards reality for a dead hologram and an android with a head shaped like a novelty condom? Kryten: Here's the Jobs page. This looks interesting. "Wanted: Managing director, ICI. Excellent demotion prospects, right candidate could go straight to the bottom." Rimmer: Something more low-key. Kryten: "Busy London restaraunt requires dish dirtier."? Rimmer: Step up to red alert! Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb. |
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Aug 26, 2005, 09:45 AM // 09:45
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: May 2005
Location: UK, Bristol
Guild: Gwen's Red Capes [Gwen]
Profession: Mo/R
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Lol, the red alert one is one of my favourites.
Rimmer: "Now kindly cluck off, before I extract your gibblets, and shove a large seasoned onion between the lips you never kiss with. " Rimmer: "Do you think it's because the sub-space conduits have locked with the transponder calibrations and caused a major tachyon surge that has overloaded the time matrix?" Kryten: "Ah, no, sir. I've just been jabbing it too hard." Holly: " Well, the thing about a black hole - it's main distinguishing feature - is it's black. And the thing about space, your basic space colour is black. So how are you supposed to see them? " |
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Aug 26, 2005, 09:59 AM // 09:59
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Academy Page
Join Date: Aug 2005
Guild: The Red Moon
Profession: E/Mo
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the Fast Show anyone?
What about Dumb & Dumber? Has to best all time comedy film... |
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Aug 26, 2005, 10:08 AM // 10:08
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: May 2005
Location: UK, Bristol
Guild: Gwen's Red Capes [Gwen]
Profession: Mo/R
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I watched the fast show the other day. which was nice.
D&D is funny but best comedy film ever?!! No way, not a chance in my view. Not sure what i would nominate riht now, i'll come back to it after some pondering..... |
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Aug 26, 2005, 11:28 AM // 11:28
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: May 2005
Location: London, UK
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Skimmed the thread and not sure if anyone's mentioned it yet, but
Yes, (prime) Minister. An absolutely superb insight into the workings of the british government... |
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Aug 26, 2005, 12:03 PM // 12:03
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Academy Page
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Edinburgh, UK
Guild: Greei Guild
Profession: E/Me
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Basically anything by Matt Stone and Trey Parker is going to be crotch-achingly funny. |
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Aug 26, 2005, 12:52 PM // 12:52
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Aug 2005
Guild: Knights of the Old Kode
Profession: Mo/N
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cmon, no one can beat mr bean and monty python lol....
i like in the holy grail when... i would like you to find me another shrubbery andchop down the largest tree in this forest with..... a herring!! (dramatic chord) i shall do no such thing mr bean is a different story PS i don't know if we are still on this topic but the most i read is the first 3 posts. |
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Aug 26, 2005, 12:54 PM // 12:54
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Academy Page
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Take a wild guess.....
Guild: Reality Check
Profession: W/R
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Trey Parker, Matt Stone:
Team America ( AWESOME) BASKETball (GREAT) Orgasmo (Hillarious.....mostly trey parker though) |
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Aug 26, 2005, 01:15 PM // 13:15
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: May 2005
Location: UK, Bristol
Guild: Gwen's Red Capes [Gwen]
Profession: Mo/R
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Team America, F**K YEAH!
"This isn't Hollywood Gary, I don't want you to suck my c**k" Gary: "Dakka dakka, mohammed jihad" Durkistani: "Ah, dakka dakka, mohammed jihad!" (opens door to super secret hideout) and of course the fantastic ass, dicks and c**t speech. |
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Aug 26, 2005, 01:18 PM // 13:18
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Academy Page
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Take a wild guess.....
Guild: Reality Check
Profession: W/R
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i still liked the line from Orgasmo:
what is that? that is orgasmo, where are you from mars (something like that)? no Utah ....oh....im sorry.... |
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Aug 26, 2005, 05:40 PM // 17:40
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: May 2005
Profession: W/E
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THE YOUNG ONES!!!!!!
nuff said! |
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Aug 26, 2005, 08:28 PM // 20:28
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Academy Page
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Edinburgh, UK
Guild: Greei Guild
Profession: E/Me
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"Remember Gary, there's no I in Team America."
"...yes there is." |
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