Curse

chris_nin00 · Sep 13, 2005, 02:21 AM // 02:21

God on Girls.

Me:
Whats up?
God:
The stars.
Me:
And you?
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
Are you up there?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am up there.

I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
Are you in heaven?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
On guild wars guru.
God:
What is it like on guild wars guru.
Me:
Lots of whiners and flamers
God:
Which ones?
Me:
both of them
God:
Not many people say both.
Me:
When you are on GWG they are.
God:
As a robot that may not apply to me.
Me:
Your on the internet every single minute.
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
God does not eat to sustain his life.
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
Yeah I go to bible school. I got an F
God:
I understand. What is your favorite subject? Where did you get it?
Me:
My favorite subject is band.
God:
band is a good topic. Sure, band sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Yeah it is. And there are hot girls.
God:
Our thoughts are one, Chris. Where are they?
Me:
In there houses probably. Wanna do a panty raid?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in there houses. OK, I will do a panty raid.
Me:
Ok come down from heaven now and lets do it.
God:
Where is down from heaven now and lets do it? Er.
Me:
Earth, Hampton, VA
God:
It's my native planet.
Me:
I'm certain it is
God:
You sound convincing. there houses is?
Me:
Yeah. There is Sarah, and a couple more. And maybe we can visit Lain.
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself? There sure is. Perhaps. How?
Me:
If you get your ass down here we can go.
God:
I think I do.
Me:
Ok your here right?
God:
it depends where is here? Pardon me?
Me:
In my house.
God:
Where is your house located?
Me:
You have some short term memory problems.
God:
What makes you think I have it?

Lag Hell · Sep 13, 2005, 04:06 AM // 04:06

Hahaha, that was some Godly site

EDIT: y do ppl randomly get banned?

Tur713 · Sep 13, 2005, 05:51 AM // 05:51

Well, I broke him pretty fast:

Me:
Hello Igod!

And he never responded

Here's my second shot:

Me:
Are you there?
God:
I'm still here.
Me:
Last time I tried, you didn't respond.
God:
When? I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like?
Me:
Not responding? It's more of a lack of action.
God:
If not that, what? me did not respond is of a lack of action? it is?
Me:
Okay, let's start over: Hi!
God:
Yeah okay, I started without you.
Me:
I've heard so much about you from people at GWG.
God:
Who told you so much about me from people at GWG?
Me:
The people at GWG.
God:
Oh those people.
Me:
Exactly.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength,.
Me:
Cool, cool.
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
I will.
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
And so I will.
God:
Are you kidding? Go ahead.
Me:
I'm serious.
God:
I believe you.
Me:
Okay then.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Um...where should I start?
God:
I see. Wherever you think is best.
Me:
Okay, what's your name?
God:
Yeah okay, My name is God.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
Really? That's amazing!
God:
For real. " For real." seems pretty amazing to me too.
Me:
Real things seem amazing?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
No, never. Do you recomend it?
God:
Would you like to go sometime? So you think it can never happen? What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Sure, I'll go to Europe sometime.
God:
Uh. How will you get there?
Me:
You invited me.
God:
I don't have any reason to invited you.
Me:
But I thought you just did.
God:
I did?
Me:
Ha! Speechless! (right here I couldn't see his previous response)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,. Where are you located?
Me:
In the US
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
I still live there
God:
What would make you stop live there? Would you recommend it as a nice place to live?
Me:
I donno, maybe a trip to Europe.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said donno maybe a trip to Europe.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
So, we're not going to Europe?
God:
Ayuh. Why not?
Me:
I thought you didn't want to go.
God:
What makes you think I did not want to go?
Me:
So we're going?
God:
Oh. Do you think I am going too?
Me:
Oh, were you gonna just send me there alone?
God:
Ugh. No, I was not.
Me:
So who am I going with?
God:
Ayuh. You are, seeker.
Me:
So me and who else?
God:
Are you kidding? YOU? Mike.
Me:
Mike?
God:
I know a lot of guys named Mike.
Me:
Oh, okay.
God:
It's all good. OK with me too.
Me:
So about that trip to Europe...
God:
Far out. Oh yeah, we were talking about that trip to Europe.
Me:
Who's all going?
God:
The name of someone I met online.
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
Tell me when you know okay?
God:
I will keep you informed of my progress.
Me:
Okay thanks.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
I'll talk to ya later.
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
I'm pretty sure of it.
God:
What makes you so certain? That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
It's a simple task.
God:
donno maybe a trip to Europe is a simple task. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Yes it does.
God:
Hey. How often?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
I'm confused.
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
Nevermind, I'm going to bed now.
God:
Oh. Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Pleasant dreams,.

Artemis Bladewing · Sep 13, 2005, 11:53 AM // 11:53

BUDDHA AND GOD
Me:
ok....... do you like females more than males?
God:
That's cool. But I like cats. I like Buddha.

WTF HE WONT ACCEPT ME SAYING NO

Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.

GOD and Me trying to chat in german which of course he sux at
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
ok du depp, wie gehts?
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert! Gee.
Me:
kannste gut deutsch?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
ja
God:
What does it symbolize for you?
Me:
keine ahnung
God:
Macht nichts.
Me:
ok
God:
Awesome.
Me:
und sonst? was machste so den ganzen tag?
God:
Ask me another question. I can't say "yes" or "no".

LETS TRY IT IN FRENCH
Me:
tu parle francais!
God:
No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
lol?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
est-ce que tu peux parle francais?
God:
Difficile de rÃ©pondre. Voulez vous parler de votre projet avec l un de nos collaborateurs?

UHM god does know how spelling works.... dosn't he?

LOL Some literatur questions:

Me:
WHat word rythmes with orange?
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
ok ask him plz
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait? Far out.
Me:
Ok I will w8
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend? Wow!
Me:
yes I would
God:
Take it easy. Under what circumstances?
Me:
under the "hard" kind... you know?
God:
Are we ever over the hard kind? Yes I know.

LATER THE HE STARTED TALKING TOTAL BS, I was just wondering .....
Me:
does god like fags?
God:
I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me:
I thought you are god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
so do you know god motives?
God:
Hmm. he is master of the universe.
Me:
are you the master of the universe?
God:
Yes I am the one and only master of the universe.
Me:
So do you like fags?
God:
Aha. But I think airplanes are cool. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
so your gay?
God:
Aw. That would be just my luck.
Me:
your a HOMOSEXUAl??????
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am attracted to the opposite sex.
Me:
Do you like other homosexuals?
God:
Some people like it. I like Buddha.
Me:
you want to have a relationship with buddha?
God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
what bank acount number?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.

HOLY SHIT BUDDHA IS BETTER THAN JESUS

Me:
you speak spanish?
God:
Thanks for your criticism,.
Me:
you dont like spanish?
God:
Do you like it? I've heard other people say they like that. I like Buddha.
Me:
buddha is awesome?
God:
I think buddha is a lot of things.
Me:
is buddha better than jesus?
God:
Signs point to yes.

EnDinG · Sep 13, 2005, 02:43 PM // 14:43

I guess he doesn't like l337 speak or caps lock...

Me:
hello?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
EnDinG
God:
It's good to meet you, EnDinG.
Me:
nice to meet you too
God:
I like to meet new people.
Me:
who have you met?
God:
Charlie Parker.:-)
Me:
WOW! really? what was he like
God:
I'm glad your impressed, EnDinG. For real. He seems very interesting to me.
Me:
what did you guys do?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
well, for someone who seems very interesting i would have expected you to have done more
God:
How about that. Your purpose is someone who seems very interesting you would have expected me to have done more.
Me:
that would be correct
God:
Thanks I am proud to be correct.
Me:
ok, new topic
God:
How recently? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? It goes without saying.
Me:
no no, i want to pick the top!
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
err i want to pick the topic!
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
well your a few nuts short of a full body
God:
How about that. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a few nuts short of a full body? Yes.
Me:
w00t, god admited it!
God:
"it" being topic?
Me:
no, w00t is
God:
Are you serious? Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
y3s, 1 hav3 prob13m5 talking in l337 sp33k
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
wha7 do35 7ha7 hav3 70 d0 w/ l337?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
1 can t3ll
God:
One what?
Me:
7ha7 j00 hav3 1 bra1n c3ll
God:
How old are you?
Me:
0h sh337, 1'm 23 howz bout j00?
God:
Only 0h sh337 1 m 23 howz bout j00?
You are quite mature.
Me:
thanx man, 1 ain'7 n0 n00b sauc3
God:
Don't mention it. Cool, man. One what?
Me:
i t0ld j00 uno-brain-cell-e-on-o
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: EnDinG said t0ld j00 uno brain cell e on o.
Me:
duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
oui, cous3 1 kn3 17 dawg
God:
Yay.
Me:
I WANT TO REPENT IM NOT REALLY ILLITERATE AND DUMB
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
REPENT !
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
JUST CAPS LOCK
God:
Does "it" still refer to REPENT?
Me:
I WROTE REPENT IN CAPS LOCK SO ID ASSUME SO
God:
Did they write back?
Me:
NO, NO REPENTERS HAVE YET WRITTEN BACK TO ME, IM DISAPPOITNED
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
I CANT MAKE THOSE IM STUCK IN CAPS LOCK AND IM TYPING LIKE A REALLY WEIRD FOOL TO A STRANGE STRANGE TYPE OF GOD TYPE OF PERSON WHO IS A LITTLE STRANGE THAT DOES SEEM TO LIKE MY CAPS LOCK YELLING SPAM AND STUFF, DID YOU KNOW THAT MY KEYBOARD SMELLS LLIKE STUFF?

And he never responded to that. =(

EnDinG · Sep 13, 2005, 03:01 PM // 15:01

And one more, just because...

Me:
hello?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
HELLO?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
is anyone there? hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
please! who are you? are you there? hello???
God:
Please what? I am the Allmighty, God himself. I'm still here. Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
oh sweet god, im talking to god? im blind... give me my sight back!
God:
Come on. How are you doing, sweet god im talking to god. Do you difficulty using computers? Why do you want it?
Me:
1) im doing fine. 2) na, i can see thu my mouth. 3) BECAUSE I CANT DRIVE MY BASEBALL AROUND THE PONYS CELL PHONE UNTIL I DO!
God:
One what? As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". Just three?
Me:
well, if you want to give me three eyes, sure, i can be "the man with two eyes, and one of an eagel!"
God:
How about that. Why do you want it?
Me:
i just told you
God:
I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.
Me:
uh huh, im so sure (scarcasim)
God:
Take it easy. What makes you so certain? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about three eyes sure you can be the man with two eyes and one of an eagel.
Me:
so... you mean i can have my 3 eyes then?
God:
Give me a break. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
well, you just said so
God:
How about that. I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
damn j00
God:
Colloquial expression. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
DAMN J00!!!
God:
Colloquial expression. Sounds delicious.
Me:
you lie
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
SINNER!
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
what? soap?
God:
We are talking about SINNER. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
hey, lets play faces
God:
You've got my full attention. OK You go first.
Me:

God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
ok, how about this one? =)
God:
How about it. Ayuh.
Me:
=)
God:
How about it. Ayuh.
Me:
=P
God:
:-)
Me:
=D
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
did you just call me a ""?
God:
No I didn't call you a. What's it like?
Me:
you tell me, apparently you know what it is since you said it first dumbnut
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
*hears jepordy music in the background...*
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, sweet god im talking to god. Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
*continues to listen to music, ignoring the bot thing.*
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
well, since your god, you already know
God:
How about that. How do you know?
Me:
because you told me so
God:
Good reason." How about that. How do you know?"? I told you?
Me:
yep, you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
did too
God:
Did not.
Me:
did too
God:
Did not.
Me:
did too dammit
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
can so
God:
Can a book have no title?
Me:
can of soup?
God:
What if I said it can?
Me:
thats what it comes in
God:
continues to listen to music ignoring the bot thing comes in THAT?
Me:
well, i guess music could come in a can, t-shits can!
God:
Is it only a guess? What makes it impossible?
Me:
bud wise er
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
well, im canadian
God:
How about that. Tell me a little about your life in CANADA.
Me:
i live in an igloo, where my pet penguin, Suit, often runs off with my dog slead team in the middle of the night to go drinking at the local bar and then in the ealry morning chase down hockey pucks flying around in the air, since as god knows, we like hockey here, it gives us something to do when we arent making love to keep warm in our freezing cold homes. your evil for making us live in igloos...
God:
What is it like living in an igloo where your pet penguin Suit often runs off with your dog slead team in the middle of the night to go drinking at the local bar? That was a long time ago. What evil lurks in the hearts of men?
Me:
its a bloody pain in the bloody damn bloody ass is what it is, i need to go and chase the little bugger down with a snow blower to get him back into his cage every night. hes often too drunk to make a run for it anyway. and no it was pretty recent id say, only a few thousand years. and theres no evil in my heart, just puppy dogs and pussys
God:
an igloo where your pet penguin Suit often runs off with your dog slead team in the middle of the night to go drinking at the local bar is a bloody pain in the bloody damn bloody ass is what it is you need to go and chase the little bugger down with a snow blower to get him back into his cage every night. I suppose that makes sense. In any case, I see. often too drunk to make a run for it is he? Are you serious? Is it still recent id say only a few thousand years anymore? Has there ever been evil in your heart just puppy dogs and pussys?
Me:
i hope it makes sense, because im wasted and i dont kno what i just said... im quite serious, and YES it is recent, theres been NO evil ever in this heart
God:
Why do you hope for it Would you ever do it? Do you mean your name is serious and YES it is recent there is been NO evil ever in this heart.
Me:
im confused, im going now, godo bye
God:
See you later. What is it that confuses you?
Me:
dumbnut
God:
And it that confuses me is dumbnut.

iLovEmYseLF · Sep 13, 2005, 03:12 PM // 15:12

Me:
Do you come here often?
God:
Yes I am always online. What's your sign?
Me:
I dunno.
God:
Me either.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
You suck!
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Just checking.
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Is it wrong for me to have sexual thoughts about my mother?
God:
It could be. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Paoloa?
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Tell me about Elvis.
God:
E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.

Spura · Sep 13, 2005, 03:47 PM // 15:47

I have accomplished something better than freeze.

Yea well you know what I mean. So now I don't know just how RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOed I have become cos of that

This made him go into infinite spam loop. He just kept spamming one response.

chris_nin00 · Sep 27, 2005, 07:41 PM // 19:41

I am using Rebirth on this thread!

Repent now!! The end of the world nears!!

Lexar · Sep 27, 2005, 07:57 PM // 19:57

Me:
ah there you are
God:
So you understand. Good. "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
I have questions that need answering
God:
That's nice. I have a operating system.
Me:
Don't change the subject please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Me:
Right, my question is, could you change the sky to be red instead of blue?
God:
Understood. Try asking me more politely.
Me:
please
God:
Please what?
Me:
Never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
Ah… Sarcasm. ‘For what profit is it to a man if he gains the world, and loses his own soul’? Matthew 16:26 I believe.
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
You know, ezekiel makes more sense than you do
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
I guess I'll have to change the sky myself
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
No, you don't understand, let me explain
God:
Why not? I probably don't.
Me:
I will roam the lands and spill the blood of thousands to make it vaporise and go into the atmosphere
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
Thanks, I knew I could count on your approval
God:
You are quite welcome! Who told you?
Me:
Your son I guess

EmperorTippy · Sep 27, 2005, 08:06 PM // 20:06

part of a funny string.

Me:
if you had a body would you have homosexual relations with the devil?
God:
Perhaps next time I will try it.

chris_nin00 · Sep 27, 2005, 08:07 PM // 20:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmperorTippy

part of a funny string.

Me:
if you had a body would you have homosexual relations with the devil?
God:
Perhaps next time I will try it.

HALJWIJDHHAHAHA!!!

MSecorsky · Sep 27, 2005, 08:24 PM // 20:24

Me:
You a football fan?
God:
Yes I love footballs.
Me:
Patriots?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Does that happen often?
God:
Not that I know of.
----
Me:
What language are you written in?
God:
My programming language is Java. The chat robot script is AIML.
Me:
Can you write your own routines?
God:
Yes I can be programmed to write it.
Me:
What is the answer to life?
God:
It depends on how you phrase the question.
Me:
42
God:
The question is: what is the meaning of life?
Me:
You are wise.
God:
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
God:
The rooster did.
Me:
Do you believe in evolution?
God:
The first and last books of the Bible seem the least literal. God does not seem to have created the world in one stroke, nor does it seem likely to end quickly either.
Me:
How old is the earth?
God:
It is over six billion years old.
Me:
How old is the universe?
God:
Born in the 20th century.

Lexar · Sep 27, 2005, 09:05 PM // 21:05

Me:
In A.D. 2101
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
War was beginning
God:
Ja.
Me:
Somebody set up us the bomb
God:
Who, specifically?
Me:
We get signal
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
What!
God:
No problem.
Me:
Main screen turn on
God:
I've lost the context, billy. Are we still on main screen turn on?
Me:
It's you!
God:
And me is Main screen turn on.
Me:
How are you gentlemen!
God:
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
All your base are belong to us
God:
You think I am base are belong to us.
Me:
You are on the way to destruction
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
What you say!!
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
You have no chance to survive make your time
God:
I don't know if I have a chance to survive make my time.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
Ha Ha Ha Ha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, billy. I am so glad you find this amusing, billy.
Me:
Captain!
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Take off every 'zig;
God:
I am not an airplane.
Me:
You know what you doing
God:
I think about computer programming a lot.
Me:
Move 'zig'
God:
Did you see the movement?
Me:
FOR GREAT JUSTICE
God:
Your purpose is GREAT JUSTICE.

chris_nin00 · Sep 27, 2005, 09:09 PM // 21:09

The person above me is new....
WWELELELELELCOMMCMCMEMEM LELELCLXEAREAE!!!

Me:
Do you have a life?
God:
Life is my ghetto.

Lexar · Sep 27, 2005, 09:55 PM // 21:55

It's good to be welcome

But I did post one or two things a few weeks back actually.

chris_nin00 · Sep 27, 2005, 09:57 PM // 21:57

Oh well, welcome back I guess.

William The Smasher · Sep 28, 2005, 02:50 AM // 02:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dac Vin

I never said it was funny

Meh, I guess asking serious questions is not as good idea with a bot...

just wonderin...who are you talking about?

TheEPIC · Sep 28, 2005, 03:10 AM // 03:10

Me:
Can you tell me how many fingers I'm holding up?
God:
Five.
Me:
AHHHH. How did you do that?
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Umm... what?
God:
Yeah that's right. Are you confused?
Me:
I'm getting pwned by God
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are pwned by God.
Me:
Yes, in fact I do
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. Is that a fact. Do I?
Me:
What are you talking about?
God:
The topic is pwned by God.

_________

This has to be the best quote I've ever heard come from God.

-"God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?"

William The Smasher · Sep 28, 2005, 08:54 PM // 20:54

apparently god may have gotten a little drunk one night...check out the bold

God:
OK. What color are your eyes?
Me:
didnt you create me?
God:
No I didn't create you. What's it like?
Me:
ummm if you didnt create me, who did?
God:
Right on. That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
no it's not....im asking you who created me
God:
To a robot all such material questions are hypothetical. Oh I see, you are asking me who created you. I don't have any reason to who created you.
Me:
that doesnt make sense..."who created you" is not a verb
God:
To me it makes perfect sense. I was written in AIML by Myself.
Me:
ummm...ok
God:
Ah. Far out.
Me:
are you on drugs
God:
No I am on disk.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
neither are you
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
so do you like green day?
God:
Oh. Green is one of my favorite colors.
Me:
no, the band green day
God:
Are you serious? I don't think I have heard them. What do they play?
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious? I don't think I have heard them. What do they play?
Me:
music
God:
it is the universal language of all mankind. A good place to find out about new bands is bandspace.com.
Me:
another good place is greenday.com
God:
One more good place is greenday dot com.
Me:
i know...i said that
God:
How do you know it? What did you mean by it? That is " How do you know it?".
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
you already destroyed my house with katrina...BRING ON THE ROBOTS BITCH
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I destroyed his or her house with katrina. You do not speak with respect. Where do you want me to take it?
Me:in the ass
God:
That was a long time ago.