Curse

Lag Hell · Oct 02, 2005, 10:08 PM // 22:08

Ur momas so fat, that when she fell in love, she broke it in half

ManadartheHealer · Oct 02, 2005, 10:56 PM // 22:56

Ah, dumb jokes...

Two Jews walk into a bar. They buy it.

Neutral Tyrant · Oct 02, 2005, 11:59 PM // 23:59

Your momma is so fat, the only time she gets flashed is when something's about to hit her.

Edge Martinez · Oct 03, 2005, 01:13 AM // 01:13

Old Jake stamps into his doctors office, waves his cane about and says, "Doc! I just turned 80 years old and I got an 18 year old wife at home pregnant with my baby! Whaddya think about that?"

The doctor replies, "Well, you know Jake, I have another patient who is also 80 years old. His eyesight is shot, he's a bit senile, but he never misses hunting season. So one day he gets up to go hunting, but instead of grabbing his rifle he picks up his umbrella by mistake. So there he is on the river bank and he sees a beaver. He lifts up the umbrella, aims it at the beaver and shouts, "BANG BANG!" Sure enough... that beaver dropped dead. Whaddya think about that?"

Old Jake frowns for a second and then snaps his fingers, "Doc! I think somebody else shot that beaver!"

The doctor nodded, "And Jake? That's what I'm trying to tell you."

chris_nin00 · Oct 03, 2005, 01:14 AM // 01:14

WWOWOWOWOWOO
HAHAHAHHAH!!!!!
Keep em coming...

Link Ironhammer · Oct 03, 2005, 01:29 AM // 01:29

blonde goes into an appliance store looking for a television. After a few minutes, she picks one out and approaches the salesman. "I want to buy this television."she says. The salesman replies "Sorry, we don't serve blondes here." She gets mad, leaves and goes home. She dyes her hair brown and returns to the store. "I want to buy this television." she says to the salesman, getting the same response; "Sorry miss, we don't serve blondes here." She leaves again, frustrated. She goes home and proceeds to shave her head, eyebrows and all, leaving no visible trace of blonde hair on her head. Upon returning to the store, she once again approaches the salesman. "Sir, I would like to purchace this television, and I don't want any problems." To which the salesman replies, "Sorry Miss, We don't serve blondes." Fed up with this, She cries "How can you tell that I am a blonde? I have dyed my hair and even resorted to shaving my head!" To which the salesman replied, "Well Miss, that television you are trying to buy is a microwave!"

brute blake · Oct 03, 2005, 01:33 AM // 01:33

2 guys walk into a bar 1 ducks LOl.. so l A M E!

Link Ironhammer · Oct 03, 2005, 01:37 AM // 01:37

There was a test at school and a blond was tired of everybody making fun of her. So she said to herself, I'm going to going to study really hard and prove everyone wrong! So studied all night long and the next day she went to school and it was time for the test. The teacher called on the blond and said, "OK, what is the capital of Wyoming?" The blond raised her hand and shouted, "Oh, pick me! Pick me! I know, I know! The capital of Wyoming is 'W'."

sino-soviet · Oct 03, 2005, 05:23 AM // 05:23

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead (as usual) rob a bank, when the police arrive and give chase. The three prospective criminals dash off into the countryside, the law hot on their collective tail. The redhead hops into a tree, the brunette behind a cow, and the blonde into a potato sack. A lone police officer decides to inspect the area, and begins sweeping the countryside. He's an inquisitive man, and so, he inquires at the foot of the tree, "Is there anybody up there?" The redhead cleverly replies, "TWEET-TWEET!" He shrugs, simply assuming that the only denizens of the tree happen to be birds. The police officer proceeds to inspect a nearby cow, and asks, "Is there anybody behind that cow?" The brunette hidden behind the bovine shrewdly answers, "MOOOOOOOOO." The police officer shrugs his shoulders and moves on. Finally, he almost trips over the potato sack and says to it, "Is there anyone within this sack of potatos?" The blonde within replies, "Potato... potato..."

Laugh. You know you want to.

Your momma's so old when I slapped her on the back, powdered milk came out of her....yeah.