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Old Oct 15, 2005, 03:20 AM // 03:20   #1
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If found this really funny video that cracked me up because of the tune.

Find it here

I will try to find more multimedia soon!
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Old Oct 15, 2005, 03:33 AM // 03:33   #2
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http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/loz.php
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link ftw!!

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Old Oct 15, 2005, 01:40 PM // 13:40   #3
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haha! i love both of em! but the song sounds kinda the same.........
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Old Oct 15, 2005, 02:23 PM // 14:23   #4
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I found a couple of parodies!!

Britney Spears' "Baby One More Time" Spoof - by Sylvia


:::Sung by Link.:::

Oh Ganon, Ganon,
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right in Hyrule
Oh Ganon, Ganon,
I shouldn't have let you break free,
And now you're back in sight again.


Show me,
What the hell you're doing,
Tell me Ganon,
'cause I need to know just right now


My heroness is gonna kill me,
eventually...
I must confess,
I still believe, still believe,
When you break free again,
I'm gonna lose my mind...
Don't break free, Ganon,
Not even one more time.


Oh Ganon, Ganon,
The reason I fight is you,
Boy I almost got blinded,
Oh ugly Ganon,
There's nothing I wouldn't do,
It's not like I planned it.


Show me,
What the hell you're doing,
Tell me Ganon,
'cause I need to know just right now.


My heroness is gonna kill me,
eventually...
I must confess,
I still believe, still believe,
When you break free again,
I'm gonna lose my mind...
Don't break free, Ganon,
Not even one more time.


Oh Ganon, Ganon,
How was I supposed to know?
Oh ugly Ganon,
I shouldn't have let you go,
I must confess,
That my heroness,
Is gonna kill me soon,
Don't you know I still believe,
That you will stay there,
So give me a sign,
Don't break free, not even one more time.


My heroness is gonna kill me,
eventually...
I must confess,
I still believe, still believe,
When you break free again,
I'm gonna lose my mind...
Don't break free, Ganon,
Not even one more time.

Twelve Days of Christmas Spoof: "12 Days in Hyrule" - by JC




On my first day in Hyrule, my fairy gave to me:
A sword that could turn back time.


On my second day in Hyrule, my fairy gave to me:
Two Hover Boots
And a sword that could turn back time.


On my third day in Hyrule, my fairy gave to me:
Three magic stones
Two Hover Boots
And a sword that could turn back time.


On my fourth day in Hyrule, my fairy gave to me:
Four Pieces of Heart
Three magic stones
Two Hover Boots
And a sword that could turn back time.


On my fifth day in Hyrule, my fairy gave to me:
FIVE SINGING FROGS!!!!!
Four Pieces of Heart
Three magic stones
Two Hover Boots
And a sword that could turn back time.


On my sixth day in Hyrule, my fairy gave to me:
Six songs for warping
FIVE SINGING FROGS!!!!!
Four Pieces of Heart
Three magic stones
Two Hover Boots
And a sword that could turn back time.


On my seventh day in Hyrule, my fairy gave to me:
Seven Sages chanting
Six songs for warping
FIVE SINGING FROGS!!!!!
Four Pieces of Heart
Three magic stones
Two Hover Boots
And a sword that could turn back time.


On my eighth day in Hyrule, my fairy gave to me:
Eight Gorons rolling
Seven Sages chanting
Six songs for warping
FIVE SINGING FROGS!!!!!
Four Pieces of Heart
Three magic stones
Two Hover Boots
And a sword that could turn back time.


On my ninth day in Hyrule, my fairy gave to me:
Nine fairies healing
Eight Gorons rolling
Seven Sages chanting
Six songs for warping
FIVE SINGING FROGS!!!!!
Four Pieces of Heart
Three magic stones
Two Hover Boots
And a sword that could turn back time.


On my tenth day in Hyrule, my fairy gave to me:
Ten Big Poes haunting
Nine fairies healing
Eight Gorons rolling
Seven Sages chanting
Six songs for warping
FIVE SINGING FROGS!!!!!
Four Pieces of Heart
Three magic stones
Two Hover Boots
And a sword that could turn back time.


On my eleventh day in Hyrule, my fairy gave to me:
Eleven Tektites bouncing
Ten Big Poes haunting
Nine fairies healing
Eight Gorons rolling
Seven Sages chanting
Six songs for warping
FIVE SINGING FROGS!!!!!
Four Pieces of Heart
Three magic stones
Two Hover Boots
And a sword that could turn back time.


On my twelfth day in Hyrule, my fairy gave to me:
Twelve Moblins snarling
Eleven Tektites bouncing
Ten Big Poes haunting
Nine fairies healing
Eight Gorons rolling
Seven Sages chanting
Six songs for warping
FIVE SINGING FROGS!!!!!
Four Pieces of Heart
Three magic stones
Two Hover Boots
AND A SWORD THAT COULD TURN BACK TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!!!!!!!!

Garbage's "The World is Not Enough" Spoof: Ganon's "Hyrule is Not Enough" - by Kirsty S. Singleton




I know how to hurt you
I know what you feel
I know what is mine
And what is to steal.


I know how to talk
And I know how to mock
Plenty will die
From wanting my lot


Hyrule is not enough
But it is such a perfect place to start
My crones
And when I'm feeling strong enough
I will take your world apart
You fools


All powerful people like me
Know how to enslave
There`s no point in ruling
If you can`t ruin more lives.


I know when to go
And I know when to kill
If I can`t have it all
Then nobody will


Hyrule is not enough
But it is such a perfect place to start
My followers
And when I'm feeling strong enough
I will take your world apart
My foes


I feel evil
And you feel scared
I feel ready
And you unprepared


Hyrule is not enough


Eminem's "The Real Slimshady" Spoof - by Sylvia




[NOTE: I'm sure you've all heard "The Real Slimshady" by Eminem... Well here's "The Real Link." Sung by Link, obviously.]

(May I have your attention please?)
(May I have your attention please?)
(Will the real Link please stand up)
(May I repeat, will the real Link please stand up)
(We're gonna have a problem here...)


Y'all act like you've never seen a hero before
Jaws all on the floor, like Ganondorf Dragmire just burst through the door
Wanted to kick his ass worse than before, first he was gone but now he's back (aah!)
It's the return of the
Oh wait, no wait, you're kidding, he didn't just do what I think he did, did he?
And Navi said
Nothing, you idiot, Navi's dead, she's so annoying she's locked in my basement! (ha ha)
Loyal Gerudos love Ganondorf
Chicka chicka, Ganondorf, I'm sick of him, look at him!
Going around taking over you-know-what, killing you-know-who, yeah but he's so powerful though...
Y'all probably know I couple of screws up in my head loose
No worse what's going on in those bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on the battlefield and let loose, but can't, but it's cool for Ganondorf to kill a dead moose!
His decree is on your lips, my curses on your lips, and maybe if I'm lucky, you just might give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know who Ganondorf is
Of course they gonna know who Ganondorf is by the time they hit fourth grade, they got parents don't they?
I ain't nothin but a Hylian, well, I was really a Kokiri before the sprout told they were all wrong
But if we can re-kill dead animals and anetelopes, there's no reason why a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
Women in your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes


I'm Link the Hylian
Yes I'm the real Link
All you other heros are just imitating
So won't the real Link please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
I'm Link the Hylian
Yes I'm the real Link
All you other heros are just imitating
So won't the real Link please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up


Ganondorf don't cuss in his spells to be a wrecker
Well I do, so f-ck him, and f-ck you too!
Think I give a damn about being hurt?
Half you people can't stomach me, let alone stand me
But Link, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?
Why, so you guys can laugh while I stand here?
Sit me here next to Ganondorf's spears?
Maybe me and you should switch our chairs
So you can try all these enemies head first, wondering who you should kill first
Dumb enemies try to blast me off my knees, "'Ya, he's strong, but we'll get him, hee hee"
Better overthrow Ganon, one two three
And show all of Hyrule that you can't beat me (ahh)
I'm sick of all you pitiful enemies, all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us wish they could fight like me, cuss like me, not give a damn if you get hurt like me, dress like me, walk, talk, and act like me
It might be the next best thing, but not quite me


I'm Link the Hylian
Yes I'm the real Link
All you other heros are just imitating
So won't the real Link please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
I'm Link the Hylian
Yes I'm the real Link
All you other heros are just imitating
So won't the real Link please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up


I'm like headtrip to fight to
'Cause I'm only giving you things you learn from instructors inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to do that all and I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just my sword and split it a
And wether you like to admit it, I kill better then anyone out there
And you wonder how these kids eat up these stories like valiums
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm goin', when I'm 30
I'll be the only person going around flirtin'
Pinchin' girl's asses and jerkin' with Jergens but a whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'
There could be a Link lurkin', he could be workin' for the king, spittin' on his onion rings
Going around the castle's parts, screaming I don't give a f-ck, with his confidence down, and shield up
So won't the real Link please stand up
And put all those weapons in each hand up
And proud to be outta my mind, and outta control, one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?


I'm Link the Hylian
Yes I'm the real Link
All you other heros are just imitating
So won't the real Link please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
I'm Link the Hylian
Yes I'm the real Link
All you other heros are just imitating
So won't the real Link please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up


(Heh heh)
(There's a real Link in all of us)
(Let's all stand up)

Eiffel 65's "Blue (Da Be Dee)" Spoof - by Sylvia




[NOTE: I assume everyone has heard/heard of this song. In the chorus, instead of it going "da ba dee da ba di" the whole time, I decided to put a little thing where a "da ba dee da ba di" would be, but keep the two "da ba dee da ba di"'s before and after there so it still seems like the song... You'll understand when you see it...]

Yo, listen up
Here's a story about a little guy that lived in a green world And all day and all night and everything he sees is just green like him
Inside and outside
Green his house with the green little window, but a brown horse named Epona
And everything is green for him and himself and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nowhere else to go...


I'm green, da ba dee da ba di
I'm a Kokiri guy
da ba dee da ba di
But I'm really Hylian guy
da ba dee da ba di
I believe this quest will make me die
da ba dee da ba di
I'm green, da ba dee da ba di
I'm a Kokiri guy
da ba dee da ba di
But I'm really Hylian guy
da ba dee da ba di
I believe this quest will make me die
da ba dee da ba di


I have a green house with a green window
Green is the color all Kokiri wear
Green are the paths and all the trees are too
I have a friend named Saria, and she is green too
Green are the people here that walk around
But my horse is brown, she's tied up outside
Green are the words I say and what I think
Green are the feelings that live inside me


I'm green, da ba dee da ba di
I'm a Kokiri guy
da ba dee da ba di
But I'm really Hylian guy
da ba dee da ba di
I believe this quest will make me die
da ba dee da ba di
I'm green, da ba dee da ba di
I'm a Kokiri guy
da ba dee da ba di
But I'm really Hylian guy
da ba dee da ba di
I believe this quest will make me die
da ba dee da ba di


Inside and outside
Green his house with the green little window, but a brown horse named Epona
And everything is green for him and himself and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nowhere else to go...


I'm green, da ba dee da ba di
I'm a Kokiri guy
da ba dee da ba di
But I'm really Hylian guy
da ba dee da ba di
I believe this quest will make me die
da ba dee da ba di
I'm green, da ba dee da ba di
I'm a Kokiri guy
da ba dee da ba di
But I'm really Hylian guy
da ba dee da ba di
I believe this quest will make me die
da ba dee da ba di


3 Doors Down's "Kryptonite" Spoof - by Sylvia




[NOTE: Sung by Link to Zelda.]

[ANOTHER NOTE: I couldn't figure out how to get the word "kryptonite" into this song, because if you've heard it, it obviously talks about Superman, so "kryptonite" has been replaced with "would that be right?"]




I took a walk around the land to ease Hyrule's troubled state
I left my body laying somewhere in the sands of time
I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon
I sometimes feel like there's nothing I can do


...Yeah...

I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon
After all I knew that would have to save you
I really didn't what had happened now and then
As long as you would be my friend in the end


If I could not save Hyrule would you still think I was the man?
If I'm alive and well will you be there to hold my hand
I'll keep you by side with my goddesses' given might
Would that be right?

You called me strong, never called me weak
But gave me all your secrets I would keep
You never took for granted all the times I never let you down
You stumbled in and Ganondorf bumped your head
If not for me, you'd be dead
I picked you up and put back on your solid crown

If I could not save Hyrule would you still think I was the man?
If I'm alive and well will you be there to hold my hand
I'll keep you by side with my goddesses' given might
Would that be right?

If I could not save Hyrule would you still think I was the man?
If I'm alive and well will you be there to hold my hand
I'll keep you by side with my goddesses' given might
Would that be right?

Yeah!

If I could not save Hyrule would you still think I was the man?
If I'm alive and well will you be there to hold my hand
I'll keep you by side with my goddesses' given might
Would that be right?

Britney and Madoona's "Me Against The Music" Spoof: "Me Against The Hero" - by Juliet A. Singleton




(Ganon)
All you monsters in the crowd
Grab a weapon, take Link down

It's me against the hero
Uh uh
It's me
And me
Yeah
C'mon
Hey monsters
Are you ready?
Uh uh, are you?

It's time my foes
Get ready you moblins, come on goriyas
Draw your swords
Stand to attention darknuts and stalfos
Take your shields
It's time we put Link back in his place
Tonight we're here
Listen to my orders, don't you dare disobey

I'm up against the hero, tryin' to take back the Triforce
It's an evil competition, me against Link
I wanna get the Triforce I wanna get the Triforce
If you really wanna battle, armour up and get your sword
Tryin' to hit me, you could die
In a minute I'm a take a you on, I'm a take a you on
Hey, hey, hey

[CHORUS]

All my monsters on the floor
Let me see you fight (Let me see ya)
All my minions in the jar
Let me see you fight (I wanna see ya)
All my villains in the crowd
Let me see you fight (Let me see ya)
Grab a weapon take Link down
Let me see you fight (I wanna see ya)

So how would you like an evil competition
Let's take on the hero (Let's take on the hero)
Let's take on the hero
It's you and me monsters, we're the foes
Take the Triforce once and for all (Once and for all)
Once and for all

Let's go Wizzrobes
My minions are bad and they won't refrain
Get ready gibdos
My monsters are movin' at a rapid pace
Can you feel it burn
The almighty evil, runnin' through your veins
And nows your turn
Let me see what you got, don't hesitate

I'm up against the hero, tryin' to take back the Triforce
It's an evil competition, me against Link
I wanna get the Triforce I wanna get the Triforce
If you really wanna battle, armour up and get your sword
Tryin' to hit me, you could die
In a minute I'm a take a you on, I'm a take a you on
Hey, hey, hey

All my monsters on the floor
Let me see you fight (Let me see ya)
All my minions in the jar
Let me see you fight (I wanna see ya)
All my villains in the crowd
Let me see you fight (Let me see ya)
Grab a weapon take Link down
Let me see you fight (I wanna see ya)

Get your swords, monsters get control
Just fight the hero, don't let him go
If you wanna battle, just grab a weapon
Hey monsters
Take the Triforce once and for all

(Link)
Hey Ganon, you say you want the Triforce
Come over here I got somethin' to show ya
Evil wizard, I'd rather see you lose of course
If you think you're so hot, better show me what you got
All you monsters in the crowd, let me see you fight
C'mon Ganon get control, can you take me down

(Ganon)
Get your swords, monsters get control
Just fight the hero, don't let him go
If you wanna battle, just grab a weapon
Hey monsters
Take the Triforce once and for all

All my monsters on the floor
Let me see you fight (Let me see ya)
All my minions in the jar
Let me see you fight (I wanna see ya)
All my villains in the crowd
Let me see you fight (Let me see ya)
Grab a weapon take Link down
Let me see you fight (I wanna see ya)

(Link)
All you monsters in the crowd, let me see you fight
C'mon Ganon take me down, get the Triforce back
All you minions in the jar, fight me all night long
C'mon Ganon get control, can you take me down


Don Mclean "American Pie" Spoof : "Hyrulian Pie" - by RPGQueen




NB:In the chorus, you have got to sing "domain" like dumain, ok?

Long, long time ago,
I can still remember,
How the music used to make me warp,

And I knew if I had my sword,
I could make those sages, free again,
And maybe they'll be happy for a while,

Did you write the book of Mudora?
Do you have faith in Din above?
If your faery tells you so,

Now do you believe in beating Ganon?
And did the ocarina save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to Goron roll real hard?

And I know that I am killing him,
And I saw Zelda watching me,
We Both kicked off the fight,

And I did real hate you,
I was a lonely teenage warrior
With a crazy Zora and a princess's love,

And I thought that I was out of hope,
The day the Deku died,
I started playing

Bye Bye Hyrulian Pie
Took a Zora to the domain but the domain was ice,
And the good old sages drinking poes and fries,
Singing this will be the day that I'll seal,
This will be the day that I'll seal,

I met a girl with green green hair,
And she gave me an ocarina
Then she just smiled and turned away

Then I went down to the Sacred Realm,
Where I heard ocarina play,
But Rauru said the music wouldn't play,

And now in the field the Stalchilds scream,
And the moblins charge and the beamos beam
And not a word was spoken
But the giants knife was broken,

It's the fencing that I admire the most,
With Farore, Din and Naryru's post
and they caught the last flight to the realm,

The day the Deku died,
I started playing

Bye Bye Hyrulian Pie
Took a Zora to the domain but the domain was ice,
And the good old sages drinking poes and fries,
Singing this will be the day that I'll seal,
This will be the day that I'll seal

We started playing,
Bye Bye Hyrulian Pie
Took a Zora to the domain but the domain was ice,
And the good old sages drinking poes and fries,
Singing this will be the day that I'll seal,
This will be the day that I'll seal

We started playing,
We started playing,
We started playing,

Here is the Link where I found these!
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sweet man, now we just need people to sing these lyrics and make a site with the recordings
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Originally Posted by Link Ironhammer
If found this really funny video that cracked me up because of the tune.

Find it here

I will try to find more multimedia soon!
Dude ur obsessed w/ zelda lol
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qui parle français dans ici ?
lol vids were funny
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