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Old Sep 28, 2005, 05:50 PM // 17:50   #201
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and the count had to deal with it for the rest of eternity insdie the doughs tummy.
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 05:50 PM // 17:50   #202
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 05:51 PM // 17:51   #203
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a endless amount of cookies.
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 05:58 PM // 17:58   #204
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so the count begins to eat his way out of the dough man and up to his nostril and lets loose a mighty wind... of METHANE!!!
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 06:00 PM // 18:00   #205
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the dough can't be eaten as I have an unlimited supply and you are going no where.

*uses his mystical powers to incase the count in lucite with his methane and leaves him there for 10 terrayears*
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 06:05 PM // 18:05   #206
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The Count turns into a pile of crap and smears himself all over!
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 06:08 PM // 18:08   #207
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The dough doesn't care as its all inside your lucite cell and you have to smell it for the next 10 terrayears.
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 06:12 PM // 18:12   #208
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*Smear, smear, smear... huh?*
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 06:17 PM // 18:17   #209
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The count is teleported away leaving the dough man...all alone (sniff).
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 06:22 PM // 18:22   #210
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the count is teleported back to where he was before onecrazy abused his teleporting powers and now the gods will permanently remove onecrazys teleporting powers because of his abuse of them
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 06:22 PM // 18:22   #211
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the Count teleports out with his teleporting powers, shrinks the dough man back to his original size and grabs him! "HA! Now I got you!" Something is wrong! The dough man is made of Cocaine and the cops are coming! The Count quickly hides the dough man in his bunghole!
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 06:24 PM // 18:24   #212
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the count needs to realize that stuffing a deity insde of himself is not a smart thing to do. *the dough becomes 10,000 feet tall and bursts the count into a million pieces.
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 06:27 PM // 18:27   #213
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the gods take away all of dough man's powers for his abuse of them and shrinks him back to his normal size. Then the count backs dough man into a cookie and feeds him to the cops, who all get high. lol!
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 06:28 PM // 18:28   #214
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the mighty Emperor Tonberry appears and starts spamming KARMA...
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 06:29 PM // 18:29   #215
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the pieces turn into bats and come together to respawn the Count! Muahhahahahahaha!! The Count kicks the dough man in the shin and runs...

too slow again... Oh well.
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 06:31 PM // 18:31   #216
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The dough is reborn in all his glory and rises only more powerful than before. The dough now melds Count and onecrazy together and shrinks their manly endowment down to the size of a toothpick.

onecrazy needs to realize that the dough is the reincarnation of the being who created the gods.
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 06:34 PM // 18:34   #217
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but the tippy doesnt know that i am the reincarnation of PURE evil and gets a burned face that way *karma*
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 06:36 PM // 18:36   #218
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Man this story has taken a turn for the worst. Far away from the dough man, there is a tiny world of fairy's that are warring against the world of the gnomes...
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 06:37 PM // 18:37   #219
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but Undead forgets that I still have my holy bullets and that his evilness is only a facet of my being as the dough is the enbodiment of everything.

and tippy decides to leave those fairys alone for a while at least.
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 06:41 PM // 18:41   #220
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this lil tonberry starts killing the fairies and the gnomes...
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