The Theory Of Carrottivity
The Carrot is the fundemental partical.
All matter is fundementally formed out of atomic sized carrots that arrange themselves to appear like chicken, beef, cars and of course carrots.
The acid in your stomach contains the only substance capable of reverting matter back to its natural form.
We shall call it Anti-Carrot.
So when you eat Chicken, lamb or light bulbs, the anti-carrot in your stomach will begin to revert this "food" back to its fundemental form... that of carrots.
Carrots are the only thing your body is capable of digesting, and different foods take different ammounts of time to "revert" depending on the intensity of there Carrotine matrix.
Sweetcorn is the most highly corroted substance known to man.
This simple theory explains why whenever you throw up, no matter when you last ate "pure" carrot.... there it is... lumps of half reverted carrot sitting in your vomit.
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