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zehly · Nov 11, 2005, 01:49 AM // 01:49

Yeah...

This thread is dedicated to the men and women who occupy this country's 7-11 stores. Kudos to you and your families, and the sacrafices you make to provide me with quality services late at night and early in the morning.

I'd like everyone to post why they are thankful for 7-11. Here are my favorite things.

The new Blitz Energy Gum - I just had a piece of this like 30 minutes ago and I'm RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing wired. I can't describe the awesomeness of this wired feeling. It pwns Sobe Adrenaline Rush, and makes caffiene pills a thing of the past. It says on the back: "WARNING - CONSUME RESPONSIBLY; NOT FOR USE BY CHILDREN, PREGNANT WOMEN, OR PERSONS SENSITIVE TO CAFFIENE." It says that it's 3 times faster because it's absorbed in the gums. The gum is a little bland, but once you get wired, you are good to go.
BOGO (buy one get one) deals on cigarettes - Thank you for providing that which the supermarkets usually neglect us of: more cigarettes for less. Without BOGO, people like me would never be able to afford 2 packs of cigarettes at once.
Taquito Gogos - These warm, soft, chewy little food-stuffed pockets provide a fast snack for a great price!
Virginia Lottery Scratchers - Because nothing makes me feel better than spending $1 and winning $1.
Slurpees - Nothing in the world compares to the joy of sucking down ice mixed with pure, raw soda syrup. This invention was meant for addicts like me, and you give me the fixes that I desire, day after day.

Those are just some of the things that you can enjoy by visiting your local 7-11. Plus YOU KEEP MONEY IN THE COMMUNITY!

Post your raves!

SEVEN ELEVEN - BECAUSE THEY PUT THE "K" IN KWALITY!

Alone) · Nov 11, 2005, 01:51 AM // 01:51

Ahhhhh TAQUITO'S!!! I go to 7-11 about 3 times a week if I am low on money. My best friend, since he never graduated and DOES plan on becoming an ACTUAL bum, plans on living near a trashcan near the closest 7-11.

Double-gulps = omg.

Anyways. I love that place because it saves me money. Just like playing guildwars instead of WoW.

Mercury Angel · Nov 11, 2005, 02:11 AM // 02:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by zehly

Slurpees - Nothing in the world compares to the joy of sucking down ice mixed with pure, raw soda syrup. This invention was meant for addicts like me, and you give me the fixes that I desire, day after day.

Only reason I can agree with, but it's a pretty darn good reason. Occasionally stop there for no other reason than to pick up a quick slurpee though not so much anymore.
Slurpee pwns all!

As for the rest, a lot of the other reasons make me feel sick, even caffeine. Not 7-11's fault though.

jonnybegood · Nov 11, 2005, 02:15 AM // 02:15

oh finally a thank you.

ther is a god.... LOL :P

Finch · Nov 11, 2005, 03:12 AM // 03:12

Yea man, i love taquitos. 2 Philly Cheesesteaks and 1 Cheesy Beef Taco please.

nightrunner · Nov 11, 2005, 04:57 AM // 04:57

No 7-11's around where I live, but I did have a rather strange experience in a 7-11 in Thailand at 3 in the morning.

Xue Yi Liang · Nov 11, 2005, 05:33 AM // 05:33

So you're "living" on a diet of refined sugar, nitrates, caffeine and nicotine. Is this the 7-11 amphetamine? (j/k

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Gosh, I love this country.

Divinitys Creature · Nov 11, 2005, 12:27 PM // 12:27

Eat some green stuff!

2 packs of cigarettes! Hmmm that's not the way to quit! I might try some of that gum though.

FaytMaker · Nov 11, 2005, 01:02 PM // 13:02

7-11 definitely pwns Store 24 and all other random convenience stores