Curse

Araloth · Aug 09, 2005, 08:53 AM // 08:53

4. Stefan. Learn to spell your name right first off.

Stefan doesnt spell his name wrong, one of my best friends is called stefan.
and no, he's not a girl.

anyway henchmen are better then real players(they're even better then me), but i still prefer real players because at least they respond to what you say.

Khyron the Dark · Aug 24, 2005, 01:05 AM // 01:05

The other day, I was watching my wife play her R/Mo Talindra, and she had chosen to take along Alesia, Reyna, and Stefan.... Well, somewhere N. of Grendich, she ran across a Charr patrol.... As she began her assault with her exploding arrows, a hapless Moa Bird wandered into the fray and got caught in the blast. Enraged at the attack, the Moa Bird charged with vengance in its eyes.... straight for "Squishy" the Healer Henchman... uh.... did I miss something?????
I have no problems along the lines of the Henchies (I have died protecting Alesia & Reyna... the others are men and should act like it), but I would like to see the AI tweaked a bit so the mobs (mobs=hostile creatures) attack the dangerous ones that are hacking away at their hides/armor....

@ Alesia.... my wife only calls you "Squishy" now....

EverBlue · Aug 24, 2005, 04:29 AM // 04:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Araloth

4. Stefan. Learn to spell your name right first off.

Stefan doesnt spell his name wrong, one of my best friends is called stefan.
and no, he's not a girl.

anyway henchmen are better then real players(they're even better then me), but i still prefer real players because at least they respond to what you say.

The Henchmen who posted this thread spelled his name Stephan, which isn't Stefan, which was what 4. was referring to.

chris_nin00 · Aug 26, 2005, 07:25 PM // 19:25

Henchmen never ditch you when in great need.

smurfhunter · Aug 26, 2005, 07:34 PM // 19:34

with henchman its just so much less fun

i only go with hench to cap skills, and when i do that i aggro a mob and come back in 5 mins. then i keep doing that until the way is cleared

ofcourse sometimes you actually have to do something, but that saves you alot of trouble and frustration

chris_nin00 · Aug 26, 2005, 07:36 PM // 19:36

I agree, you have no one to talk to you except for you guildies, but even they aren't with you. Wouldnt it be cool if henchies were real people and they had a sweatshop somewhere working them? Huh...

smurfhunter · Aug 26, 2005, 07:54 PM // 19:54

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Originally Posted by chris_nin00

I agree, you have no one to talk to you except for you guildies, but even they aren't with you. Wouldnt it be cool if henchies were real people and they had a sweatshop somewhere working them? Huh...

LOL that would be terrible.

otoh i still think there are some koreans that play the trolls half way down snake dance... cant believe i got trapped by an npc

SOT · Aug 26, 2005, 08:26 PM // 20:26

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Originally Posted by Stephan{Fighter Henchman}

I would just like to say that I think you humans suck. Everyday we link up with you guys and you do the stupidest things possible. One time 7 of us henchies decided to have a human player tag along and the dumb human monk just couldnt keep up with the heals. It was like she was running into walls and stuff? Needless to say, our Protection Monk had to do most of the dirty work.

As a fighter I try to help out. But sometimes human players switch targets around so fast it gets rather TIRESOME running from one side of my screen to the other. We got so bored doing that the other day, we just said "**** it" and died. Humans never learn. I personally believe you all are the reason I have had to do "thirsty river" like 50 times. Teamwork you idiots.

Stephan

Thou art a human, are thee not?

Or are you a Cylon?

Guillaume De Sonoma · Aug 27, 2005, 07:08 AM // 07:08

Anyone hear from claude

chris_nin00 · Aug 27, 2005, 01:49 PM // 13:49

I like claude. He gives me blood renewal when I need it. MMMMMM.....good blood.

Claude {Cultist Henchman} · Aug 27, 2005, 04:28 PM // 16:28

Oh and here I thought I had been forgotten about again. No, don't worry about me, I'll just wait for your bodies to be dragged back to town and raise some friends of my own out of them. Of course they never stay around long...

Why?! Why am I always picked last? Oh cruelest of fates...I'm going to go write some dark poetry now. No one understands me.

chris_nin00 · Aug 27, 2005, 04:42 PM // 16:42

I pick you everytime claude. You make my cut!!

Old Dood · Aug 27, 2005, 04:46 PM // 16:46

Claude is pretty good.. He tanks way too much though. I am always wasting heals on him. He could have a longer lasting Blood Ritual too.

ExplosiveBadger · Aug 27, 2005, 05:07 PM // 17:07

Dear Orion,

I picked you up the other day for a quick run to Fishermans Haven from Sanctum Cay. We were doing good at fist but when we got to the Tengu we almost had them dead and then you castsed firestorm. Waste of energy, casting firestorms on dead bodies.

see:

ZD_kusanagi · Aug 27, 2005, 05:11 PM // 17:11

I always pick the cultist Henchman. For the sole purpose that he has blood ritual. I don't care what other skills he does(does it really matter?), He keep the healer henchies healing for a few more seconds.. so i applaud him.
The only henchmans that i always debate over is either the enchanter, or the archer. Which one to pick... Which one won't totally suck in this circumstance.

chris_nin00 · Aug 27, 2005, 06:34 PM // 18:34

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Originally Posted by ZD_kusanagi

I always pick the cultist Henchman. For the sole purpose that he has blood ritual. I don't care what other skills he does(does it really matter?), He keep the healer henchies healing for a few more seconds.. so i applaud him.
The only henchmans that i always debate over is either the enchanter, or the archer. Which one to pick... Which one won't totally suck in this circumstance.

I think it hurts their feelings if you don't call them by their name.

Guillaume De Sonoma · Aug 27, 2005, 11:19 PM // 23:19

When it comes down to Dunham or Reyna i have to go with Reyna but i did finsh Villany of Gilrath with Dunham

graveofgods · Aug 31, 2005, 03:56 AM // 03:56

this is the freakiest thread; but awesome

Guillaume De Sonoma · Sep 06, 2005, 05:04 AM // 05:04

HaHa you all get replaced

Edit: 800th post

Claire Wolf · Sep 07, 2005, 05:20 PM // 17:20

Hm, Hm. I always go with Claude, Alesia, Orion, Dunham, and Lina. Their all pretty good together in a team. Stefan, no offense, but WHY do you sprint when your right next to an enemy ? Unless it was running in circles, I see no reason to that. By the way, Claude and Dunham, props for actually doing something useful and effective whilst in battle. Lina and Alesia, you also rock, although you'd rather heal Orion when I have 20 health left. Honestly Thom you are also good. Stefan, your just plain... err... lets leave it at that.