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EmperorTippy · Aug 05, 2005, 12:32 AM // 00:32

I have created a new guild named Marriage Services. The name kinda explains it.

I will mary any ingame characters at my wonderful guild hall.

You can invite up to 90 guests to attend. We offer all kinds of marriage packages including gift bags for the guests, 2 bottels of dwarven ale for each guest, a website were you can sign the couples guestbook, and many other services. WE have many pricing packages from as little as 10K for a simple service with 5 guests. To a 100K+ package with 90 guests with alchol for them and gift packages and your selection of the guild hall you will be married in. We also provide a full package of screenshots of the ceremoney and after party. PM me if you would like to here more and set up a wedding time.

post here if you are interested.

Please don't bash the idea if you don't like it. This is a service for the RPers and such out there who want to use it.

kleps · Aug 05, 2005, 12:34 AM // 00:34

lol! can i be caterer?

PieXags · Aug 05, 2005, 12:48 AM // 00:48

I can I be the guy who runs through at the very end and yells "In the name of Pie, I object!"

I can right?

EmperorTippy · Aug 05, 2005, 12:55 AM // 00:55

No this is a serious service. I will have the website and guest book up by monday. All pictures of services performed will be uploaded within 24 hours and my service even offers videos of the entire wedding.

PieXags · Aug 05, 2005, 12:56 AM // 00:56

Wait a minute...how much does this "service" cost...?

Mavrik · Aug 05, 2005, 12:59 AM // 00:59

Are you feeling a little canadian and allowing gay and lesbian marriages? And yes that was a serious question there Homer Simpson.

EmperorTippy · Aug 05, 2005, 12:59 AM // 00:59

The basic package is 10K for people that I don't know and for friends my price is slightly lower. I will perform Hoodie's and Serifta's wedding for free. The best package can top 100K.

Yes all marraiges are allowed. Guy-Guy and Girl-Girl to I do not discrimanate.

Lost · Aug 05, 2005, 12:59 AM // 00:59

I now pronounce you Husband and Guy Pretending to be Wife.

Aniewiel · Aug 05, 2005, 01:00 AM // 01:00

I'll put this in the Etc. Forum since that is now where 'service-based' things are going.

PieXags · Aug 05, 2005, 01:01 AM // 01:01

You know Tippy maybe I should just start my own marriage service and do it all for free, I bet that'd run you out of business!

EmperorTippy · Aug 05, 2005, 01:03 AM // 01:03

Grrs at Aniewiel. This shouldn't have been moved. I am providing a service that ANet doesn't provide and that is game realated. But I guess I cn't force you to move it back o well. And Pie I really don't care if you do.

Asian4ever · Aug 05, 2005, 01:08 AM // 01:08

dude u serious ppl are just jokin around with the marriage thin man so stop wat u doin man

EmperorTippy · Aug 05, 2005, 01:10 AM // 01:10

I am completly serious about offering this service. this is the website that I just made and that I will have finished creating by monday

http://emperortippy.tripod.com/

Canadian · Aug 05, 2005, 01:29 AM // 01:29

You do realise the majority of people who play guild wars are guys, right? That means that you will be providing this service, almost always, to two guys. Now, this may be two female characters in the game, or a male and a female... in game... but in actuality these will probably be two guys. I don't understand who will want this.

I thought it was a joke at first... but... you've got the website now... ><;

EmperorTippy · Aug 05, 2005, 01:32 AM // 01:32

I actually already have 2 people wanting this service already. 1 weddign is free and I know that in RL 1 is a girl and the other is a guy. The other isn't free and I really don't care who they are or what their gendder is as that is between them

Damon Windwalker · Aug 05, 2005, 01:53 AM // 01:53

As an ordained minister, I need to object to this travesty. Unless you are indeed ordained, how can you perform such services?

(I'll officiate for 15%)

Hey - it's stupid as all hell - but if there's profit to be made....

EmperorTippy · Aug 05, 2005, 01:59 AM // 01:59

I can become ordained in about 15 miniutes if that really neccessary. Hell if you want to be the minister who performs the wedding that is fine with me. Depending upon the wedding your pay will range from 2K to 10K.

raven214 · Aug 05, 2005, 02:16 AM // 02:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canadian

You do realise the majority of people who play guild wars are guys, right? That means that you will be providing this service, almost always, to two guys. Now, this may be two female characters in the game, or a male and a female... in game... but in actuality these will probably be two guys. I don't understand who will want this.

You do realize that GW attracts a wide spectrum of people with different interests, and that this is for RP'ers and people who otherwise care, right? That means it doesn't really matter who's sitting behind the computer screens.... these are characters... and it's just a game.

udaytonflyer · Aug 05, 2005, 02:30 AM // 02:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lost

I now pronounce you Husband and Guy Pretending to be Wife.

hahaha i love it....lol.....there are alot of women who play this game....

but yea..... be careful.. u might be staring down a political war..... u need a lawyer.....i just passed the online turkish BAR exam.....

and this is PRO BONO of course

EmperorTippy · Aug 05, 2005, 02:33 AM // 02:33

I've passed the maryland bar exam but sadly they won't allow you to pratice until you graduate college or something.

If anyone wants to setup and run a site for me they can have part of the gold. PM me if you are any good at making websites. I can do it I just am not real fast about it.