Curse

Blu_onyx · Dec 03, 2005, 09:44 AM // 09:44

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Originally Posted by Shimus DarkRaven

Also: This isn't me, but this would damn near be my most if I ever did something:

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Laugh away!

--The Shim

HAHAH! !

Garumn · Dec 03, 2005, 06:40 PM // 18:40

The most embarrassing moment in my life was when my girlfriend noticed me going out with another girl) it was just a friendly walk around the neighborhood)and she thought that I was cheating on her, so she turned me down next time we had big party, and there were like 20 people there. Since then (around 4 months)I cant get a girl coz I’m paranoid :P

dont feel no pain · Dec 03, 2005, 06:45 PM // 18:45

when i first got pissed ..

well we went camping with like 30f us and i lost my shoes and i was so pissed everyone just watched me wacking people tents in the rain running around in cirlces shouting "MY SHOES I LOST MY SHOES" i found them the next morning in a mud pit LOL

Xue Yi Liang · Dec 03, 2005, 07:02 PM // 19:02

In college I got pissed and punched a concrete wall ... breaking 2 bones in my hand. I went to see a campus doc and, in the waiting room, felt myself starting to pass out - which was odd since it didn't hurt that much (maybe I didn't eat enough). Getting dizzier I had to fumble around for my wallet and stumbled around the waiting area. I realized I probably looked wasted to everyone around me. Apparently people aren't shy at all about staring right at you when they think you're stoned. I resisted the urge to shout "WTF are YOU looking at?" which would have only confirmed their assumptions.

kg_lildude1 · Dec 03, 2005, 09:05 PM // 21:05

Playing gargoyle's with some buds (stand at the top of a 15 foot pole and see who falls off first) and i don't remember much but aparently my shorts caught on a splinter on the way down...

yea... kinda sucked pretty bad

sino-soviet · Dec 03, 2005, 09:06 PM // 21:06

My first day of college I got busted because I didn't know marijuana was illegal in the USA.

Dec 03, 2005, 09:29 PM // 21:29

Were is marijuana legal? my most embaressin moment was probably when i was in a pool, tripped off the high dive, smak into the water face first. out for an hour at most... still got the mark, i also lost a few brain cells that day

sino-soviet · Dec 03, 2005, 09:45 PM // 21:45

Well it wasn't really legal technically where I was before...but there was a thing called "buzz" kindof a spinoff of marijuana that was legal. Plus, the authorities aren't very touchy about it.

TheEPIC · Dec 03, 2005, 09:58 PM // 21:58

This didn't happen to me, but I remember the day in middleschool when a friend of mine was screwing around on one of the poles on a volleyball court. Well, stuff happened and it eventually led to him impaling his sack on a hook on the pool, infront of everyone in P.E. class. He was stuck on the pole for like 20 minutes, all the while trying to hold himself up so as to not put any weight on where he was impaled.

For the onlooker it was pure comic gold. I'm sure he'd have things to say otherwise.

Xue Yi Liang · Dec 03, 2005, 10:15 PM // 22:15

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Originally Posted by sino-soviet

My first day of college I got busted because I didn't know marijuana was illegal in the USA.

I can see how you'd think otherwise if you spend time on the southside of the UCB campus ... lol.
Yeah, it's illegal. I hope they didn't find a lot on you.

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Originally Posted by TheEPIC

This didn't happen to me, but I remember the day in middleschool when a friend of mine was screwing around on one of the poles on a volleyball court. Well, stuff happened and it eventually led to him impaling his sack on a hook on the pool, infront of everyone in P.E. class. He was stuck on the pole for like 20 minutes, all the while trying to hold himself up so as to not put any weight on where he was impaled.

wait ... he was, literally, impaled? I hope not.

TheEPIC · Dec 03, 2005, 10:41 PM // 22:41

Yes his sack was literally impaled on a hook on the volleyball pole.

Venus · Dec 03, 2005, 10:44 PM // 22:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheEPIC

This didn't happen to me, but I remember the day in middleschool when a friend of mine was screwing around on one of the poles on a volleyball court. Well, stuff happened and it eventually led to him impaling his sack on a hook on the pool, infront of everyone in P.E. class. He was stuck on the pole for like 20 minutes, all the while trying to hold himself up so as to not put any weight on where he was impaled.

For the onlooker it was pure comic gold. I'm sure he'd have things to say otherwise.

That is so terrible. -shiver-

imaginary friend · Dec 03, 2005, 10:54 PM // 22:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheEPIC

This didn't happen to me, but I remember the day in middleschool when a friend of mine was screwing around on one of the poles on a volleyball court. Well, stuff happened and it eventually led to him impaling his sack on a hook on the pool, infront of everyone in P.E. class. He was stuck on the pole for like 20 minutes, all the while trying to hold himself up so as to not put any weight on where he was impaled.

For the onlooker it was pure comic gold. I'm sure he'd have things to say otherwise.

ROFLMGDAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THAT WOULD BE SO PAINFUL!

Dec 03, 2005, 10:59 PM // 22:59

Good lord that had to freakin hurt... im hurtin just thinking..

Xue Yi Liang · Dec 03, 2005, 11:02 PM // 23:02

Try as I might - it's hard for me to think someone pierced by a hook to be funny ...

pyrohex · Dec 03, 2005, 11:11 PM // 23:11

I took a piss in the lady's room and didn't realize it until I came out to wash my hands. Don't ask me where I thought the urinals had gone.

Edit: Oh, and I forgot to add that I had a couple friends with me. No, not inside. Waiting outside, to laugh their asses off when I came out.

Xue Yi Liang · Dec 03, 2005, 11:14 PM // 23:14

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Originally Posted by pyrohex

I took a piss in the lady's room and didn't realize it until I came out to wash my hands. Don't ask me where I thought the urinals had gone.

that happened to me in the college library - I only realized where I was when I nearly bumped into another student as she was coming in ... for a split-second we BOTH wondered if we were in the right place. Then we both looked at the sign on the door and I slinked away ....

Omega_2005 · Dec 03, 2005, 11:17 PM // 23:17

Jumping... er... ATTEMPTING to jump off a rope-climber pyramid and getting entangled upside down with my leg pincered between two ropes.

I never try or will go on one of those again

pyrohex · Dec 03, 2005, 11:19 PM // 23:19

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Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang

that happened to me in the college library - I only realized where I was when I nearly bumped into another student as she was coming in ... for a split-second we BOTH wondered if we were in the right place. Then we both looked at the sign on the door and I slinked away ....

The worst thing is that they'll think you're a perv.

Laylooh Cheyenne · Dec 04, 2005, 10:13 AM // 10:13

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Originally Posted by EchoSex

I dunno what would count as embarressing in my life time... It's mostly BORING. But I DO know of a funny situation that could cause a lot of red faces..

My fiancee and I are watching Trading Spouces, a favourite. This crazy woman who is strickly PETA (Die PETA, die) and veagan and all this crap was screaming at anyone who even owned a pet. She was compeltely annoying and a total hypocrite, since she scarffed down a Quater Pounder with Cheese after an animal "rights" rally (Or was it a Royal with Cheese? Old joke). ANYWAYS, Lea, the woman who I have the most respect for in my life, the one who could never be wrong to me, and the one who I honor as the most wisdomistic person, states:

"She should just shut her mouth: I mean, she wears cotten, and THAT comes from an animal. I don't think the sheep even care that much."

I stumbled upon these words, thinking "Did she really mean that?" I just couldn't grasp it - one side of my brain looked ot the other and said "It's dark in here... And we may die." I finally say "Hunny... Did you mean wool?" I slept on the couch that night, warned to never speak of it again.

ROFLMFAO! ....... ok heres mine
i was at my boyfriends house takeing a shower, and everyone was outside, his dad had a friend over named patrick ...hes like 60+ yrs old, has a santa beard and rides harleys. ne ways pat had to go to the bath room and i forgot to lock the door... i was takeing a shower ,washing the shampoo off my hair and heard the bathroom door shut.... uhhhh i thought...so i finish my shower makeing sure to keep an eye on the bathroom door the rest of the time. after i get dressed, i stepped outside and see pat smileing apprently he told everyone outside because when i came out they all looked at me....."hello nudey kitty" he said...i was mortified! and to add to it pat said to my boyfriend that i look dam good....my boyfriend said "o yea she dose" i beg to differ but now every time i see pat i cant look him in the eye lol><