Curse

SOT · Nov 18, 2005, 03:46 PM // 15:46

Level 20 PR Rep
Attributes:
Denial 14 (helm of plausible deniability)
Spin 13 (Puppet String of the Deluded)
Common Sense 0

Skills:

"Next Question!" [Elite] - Spin - All attacks cancel out, and all of opponents energy converts to poison damage.

"Red Tape" - Linked attribute: Spin - Respawn time is multiplied by amount of gold in target's inventory.

"Nanana I Can't Hear You!" - Linked attribute: Denial - Target is unable to move, speak, or cast abilities and/or spells again until you gain enough faction for that badass rune you wanted called "PR Rep Rune of Scandal Avoidance"

Omega_2005 · Nov 18, 2005, 04:54 PM // 16:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savio

I'm not Doooom, but I'm the one who merges.

oh sorry, I was asking Doooom to pm you to merge them... I'll ask myself for you to merge this with the one Guillaumne found while I was resting.

Xue Yi Liang · Nov 21, 2005, 06:00 AM // 06:00

(Some of you know I'm just recycling an old joke ... )

Anyway, here's my new class idea.

Spouse.
Like warrior profession except has PMS instead of Adrenalin
Shouts are twice as effective

Weapon includes rolling pin.

Armor is a Pink flowered muumuu!

and hair curlers!

Seissor · Nov 21, 2005, 06:24 AM // 06:24

Lvl 20 Smacktard:
Attributes:
F*@&ktard Mastery 16 [Primanry Attrib] (Rune of Superior F*@&ktard Mastery)
Verbal Bashing 12 (Major Rune of Over compensation for small manhood)
Lack of skill 10
Anti-Social Skills 10

Skills:

"Magical Animation" [Elite] - F*@&ktard Mastery- For 10-360 years the compass is disabled and replaced by pictures of odd shaped genitals complete with herpes pings.

"Painted On Legs" - F*@&ktard Mastery - While in this stance player cannot move, talk, skip cinematics, fight or rez other players. XP can still be accumulated.

"Aggro" - Lack Of Skill - Player aggros all nearby and far away enemies as long as this enchantment is active or until the player has 0 energy. (Can cause exhaustion on all nearby allies)

"Ability to render allied traps useless" - Lack of skill - Player attacks and pulls enemy and engages them in front of traps and snares without actually pulling the enemy over them.

"Nah Uh!!! STFU" - Verbal Bashing - This shout allows the player to believe their POS knights/Ascalon armor stacks and renders them as powerful as a disabled kitten.

"Leave" - Anti-Social Skills - Player leaves game, often rendering IWAY useless or hindering the team as there is no longer a monk.

"Drop Camp" Anti-Social Skills - Player waits over a dead allies drop until it becomes then, they then collect the drop. This skill is easily interrupted.

"Cheap [email protected]" -F*@&ktard Mastery and Anti-Social Skills - Player refuses to pay runner, pretends to be offline or blocks runner. If attack is blocked account is banned, if evaded account is banned and testicles suffer from -9 HP degen for 72.1 years.

nebucanezar · Nov 21, 2005, 03:06 PM // 15:06

Primary profession: The x wife
Attributes:
Yelling + 15 (rune of superior yelling to increase insult effectiveness)
Finger pointing
Eternal pms
Overpriced lawyers

Skills listing
You caused this {elite finger pointing} For five to ten years target wonders why in the hell he exists and suffers from -30 morale and -30 reasoning ability

I hate you {eternal pms} This shout causes the targets ears to begin bleeding for 1 to 2 minutes depending on the lenght of time the caster uses it

Where is my alimony{elite overpriced lawyers} For the next ten to twenty years targets wallet suffers -500$ a month monitary degen. This spell ends only when target gets better lawyers or casters life force expires

what were you thinking {yelling} for the next ten years this shout is repeated over and over and causes -30 morale and a bleeding ulcer.

Guess who i slept with {elite unlinked} This spell causes public embarrisment and -30 morale to target and target is forced to become a recluse.

im coming to visit the kids {unlinked} shout that causes instant pannic and fear to overcome the target making movement -30 and coherant thought processes totally stop.

Ill take you for everything you're worth {elite overpriced lawyers} target considers giving all his worldly posessions to charity and moving to tibet so the greedy caster wont get them.

what would our children think {unlinked} The caster uses the children as a shield in this defensive stance and target suffers -30 friends -50 real life fun.

My mother told me you were no good {fingerpointing} for the next 3 to 5 minutes target becomes berserk and cannot defend without yelling obscenities.

Im sending you some paperwork {overpriced lawyers} for the next 2 to 3 years target cannot attack or defend because of filling out mounds of paperwork. Target suffers from carpel tunnel syndrome.

Knido · Nov 21, 2005, 07:16 PM // 19:16

Lv. 20 Grandma

Attributes:

16 Embarassment
10 Generosity
9 Senility (sp?)

Leave the bathroom door unlocked {E} - if target foe was moving, that foe is knocked down, dazed, and suffers from burning for 19 seconds (Embarassment) .

"You forgot your jammies!" - If target foe was attacking, that for suffers from -10% morale. 50% chance of failure if embarassment is less than 4 (Embarassment).

The Sweater - Target ally moves 50% slower for 47 seconds, but gains 132 armor against all damage (Embarassment).

Chocolate Chip Cookie - Heal target ally for 237 points (Generosity).

Birthday Present - Target Ally attacks 50% faster for the next 22 seconds (Generosity).

"Who are you?" - If target foe was attacking you, that foe cannot attack for the next 13 seconds (Senility).

"Where am I?" - Next time target for would take fatal damage, that foe is teleported to you location and healed for 459 health. This skill causes exhaustion (Senility).

Death - Target ally loses all hp, but all foes lose 300 health and suffer from -50% morale (Unlinked).

just a quickie i came up with in Info Tech. class

Salute to you, Xue Yi Liang

Yichi · Nov 21, 2005, 08:12 PM // 20:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by EchoSex

*Claps* Bravo! Bravo! Heres one to top it off :3

Level 20 Girlfriend

Atributes:
Depression - 12
Fighting Tactics - 10
Ownership - 5

Skills:

"You never take me anywhere!" [Elite] - Unlinked. Target suffers a mental break down and wallet drains by 2 of a duration of 12 hours or untill user is satisfied.

"What ever happend to the man I loved?" - Linked: Depression. User suffers from harsh depression and regret, causing an energy degeneration of 3 for up to 36 hours. Target suffers both energy and health degeneration of 5 for same duration.

Beloved Item Throw - Linked: Fighting Tactics. User throws one of the target's most loved posestions at the target, causing 20+ damage. If the target evades or blocks, the attack is used again untill landed.

"I Dare You." - Linked: Fighting Tactics. A raised eyebrow and crossed arms is weilded by the user and causes the target's evasivness and speed to drop by 20%.

My House - Linked: Ownership. User has full control over dwelling, including thermostate, remote control, telephone and all sources of internet access. Hand towels and coffee tables are off limits to any targets withen boundries of dwelling.

"It's not you, it's me." (Truth) - Linked: Depression. User is affected by depression and suffers energy degeneration of 2. All heals casted from target to regain self esteem are applied to skill user.

"It's not you, it's me." (Lie) - Linked: Fighting Tactics. User pretends to be affected by depression. All heals casted from target to regain self esteem are applied to skill user with the after effect of regret.

the sad part is that summed up my relationship

chris_nin00 · Nov 21, 2005, 08:21 PM // 20:21

Level 20 Pet Pikachu!!

Weapon:
Itself (Electricity)
Armor:
Itself (fluffball)

Attributes
Special Attack-59
Defense- 30
Attack- 36
Special Defense -50

Skills:
"PIKA!" - Calls in a bolt of Thunder to do 13-666 damage. Automatic Kill if its team rocket.
"Pikachu!" - Thundershocks person or pokemon of choice. 10- 100 damage.
"Chu" - Pikachu moves twice as fast. 75% to evade attacks.
"piKA!!" - Charms person into hallucination. lasts for 40- lifetime.
"I choose you!" - Gains 1 percent morale boost.

Yeah I know,

bulletsmile · Jan 02, 2006, 10:42 PM // 22:42

hahahhahah, here's one

:

lv.20 thief
-stealing prayers, 14 (sup stealing mastery)
-run & hide, 14 (sup run & hide ability)
-play innocent 2

-"i didn't do it" (elite): shout, all adjecent foes are on your team and can't cast spells or attack you for 30-300mins (play innocent)

-catch me if you can: move 50% faster for 1-3 seconds, when this skill end player have to catch breath for 10 seconds (run & hide)

-fast steal: for 15-30 seconds you steal 25% faster, but you have 25% larger chance of being detected (stealing prayers)

-"it was him":shout, all adjecent foes becomes hostile to target for for 5-20 seconds, all your skills are recharged for 2-6 seconds(play innocent)

-erhm, wrong way: your radar is off for 10-40 seconds, but you move 20-30% faster for 10-40 seconds (run & hide)

-weird stealing: enchantment, while maintaining this enchantment target ally is able to steal stuff twice the size of his/her/it's bag, muhhahaha (stealing prayers)

-poor man: for 10-20 seconds all adjecent foes feels sorry for you becouse you had a very bad childhood, not any useful skill at all (play innocent)

-water gun: enchantment, while maintaining this enchantment all foes thinks your water gun is a real gun, wich prevents them from attacking you (stupidity)