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Old Dec 13, 2005, 04:18 PM // 16:18   #61
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Me: I'm following
guildie: That's prolly not a good idea
Me: lol

I was helping a new guildie with her first character and we were returning to Piken with the lost supply column. She was prophetic and led us into an ambush that killed all the supply guys.
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Old Dec 15, 2005, 11:07 AM // 11:07   #62
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Awisssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee...........

Roomate: [Says something beyond all stupidity]
Self: 'When you talk, does it make sense to you?
Roomate: 'Sometimes. I drift in and out.'
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Old Dec 15, 2005, 01:29 PM // 13:29   #63
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me: moist...
friend: what the...? what was that all about?
me: just say it out loud. it will all make sense in time...
friend: moist...
friend: ...
friend: oh, i get it now...
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Old Dec 15, 2005, 01:31 PM // 13:31   #64
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teacher: 2+2=4
Friend: RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO NO 2+2=5 dumbass
Me: shut up dumbass u dont know shit

my friend and i joking around during math
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Old Dec 15, 2005, 03:01 PM // 15:01   #65
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My words to live by: Good Enough
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Old Dec 15, 2005, 03:26 PM // 15:26   #66
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thats it u fail at life, dont even try u fail
best saying in the world
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Old Dec 22, 2005, 10:27 PM // 22:27   #67
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Straight from GTA: Liberty City Story

"what did you have, a slice of moron pie or a little piece of stupid cake?"
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Old Dec 22, 2005, 11:27 PM // 23:27   #68
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"He's so drunk he's prolly seeing double"

"I got 2 guns, one for each of ya"
-Doc from Tombstone
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 01:07 AM // 01:07   #69
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"Counterstrike Quotes"

OMG WTF YOU HACKER.

OMFG.

GET A LIFE YOU PATHETIC STUPID NERD!

*Vicious Screaming Into The Microphone*
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 01:16 AM // 01:16   #70
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*Your mama so fat, she make the black hole look small*
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 02:18 AM // 02:18   #71
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not so much of a quote just pure stupidity

in a group for UW and guy goes... can we leave now?...there was 4 of us and no monk

this guy was spamming "exp tank for UW" aswell


shoot da noob lol
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 02:31 AM // 02:31   #72
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theres always next year- any sports player out for the rest of the season w/ an injury or come close to winning a big game.
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Old Dec 23, 2005, 11:31 AM // 11:31   #73
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White boogers are not bad.

Do not panic.

Although they do show that you are an alien.

Please call (808) 991-6613 (Alien Catchers Inc.)

Do not be afraid, we are here to help.

*Inserts creepy looking innocent smiley*
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Old Dec 28, 2005, 07:12 AM // 07:12   #74
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S**t happens when you party naked: badder santa (movie)
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Old Dec 28, 2005, 07:30 AM // 07:30   #75
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"Only the dead have seen the end of war"-Plato
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Old Dec 28, 2005, 07:31 AM // 07:31   #76
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In the end, everyone dies. There is no way to prevent it.
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Old Dec 28, 2005, 08:59 PM // 20:59   #77
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Found these two magnificen't quotes on another forum I'm reading to kill time.


"I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no fricking way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock, rendering it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people?

Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why-- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY! A rock would tear that s**t up in 2 seconds flat.

When I play rock, paper, scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh s**t, I'm sorry. I thought your paper would protect you." "

~Unknown


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Old Dec 28, 2005, 09:12 PM // 21:12   #78
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"OMG Pets! OMG Traps! OMG Pets and Traps!"

Pocketmancer Guildwars Comic... but now it's gone.
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Old Dec 28, 2005, 09:42 PM // 21:42   #79
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A Friend (talking about me): Yeah, she's not all there sometimes, she's almost like you, Baylee, but not blonde.
Me: What? I'm sorry, I missed it.
Friend: See what I mean?


a GOOD quote:

'Be sure, your sins will find you out, your past will hunt you down and return to tell on you.'
~Little Big Town, Bones

to clarify it, your past is always there, no matter how well you try hide it, it'll always come back and bite you in the ass

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Old Jan 13, 2006, 12:31 AM // 00:31   #80
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Quote from night at the rocksbury: Steve:"you can take away our cars, you can take away our phones, but you cant take away our dreams!"
Doug:" Yeah, cuz were like sleeping when we have them"

Hahahaha, makes me laugh.
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