Curse

unienaule · Dec 09, 2005, 07:32 PM // 19:32

Rule: Post a quote. One per day per person, but more if they're REALLY good. This thread is mainly meant to be quotes from people you actually know, which require at least a partial backstory to be even remotely funny.

My quote for today:
IW mesmer, about enchant stacking: "Stack? Isn't that something you see in error messages?"

Alura Pyro · Dec 09, 2005, 07:45 PM // 19:45

how about
If by special forces you mean they ride the short a.p.c then yes they are

Aracos79 · Dec 09, 2005, 08:07 PM // 20:07

"If I could save the Union without freeing a single slave, I would do it"

The "Great Emancipator"- Abraham Lincoln

Sir Skullcrasher · Dec 09, 2005, 08:15 PM // 20:15

"MMMMMM..... Donuts"

Homer J. Simpson

chris_nin00 · Dec 09, 2005, 08:17 PM // 20:17

"Gotta catch 'em all"
-My first words...

Divinitys Creature · Dec 09, 2005, 08:18 PM // 20:18

"Carpe diem" said by lots of people, it means "seize the day". That means get off the couch and do some exercise, get a job and clean the bathroom right NOW!

Kinroan · Dec 09, 2005, 08:20 PM // 20:20

This is the motto I live by:

"Never take life seriously, no one gets through it alive anyway."

Paul Mahdi · Dec 10, 2005, 07:29 PM // 19:29

i live by this quote, "YOU ARE WORTHLESS, ALEC BALDWIN!!!!!"

Ultimate_Gaara · Dec 10, 2005, 08:24 PM // 20:24

.. well im not one for quotes, but i guess i could post one " Im a man but i can change if i have to i guess." - Who else but the great Red Green could come up with something like this?

kg_lildude1 · Dec 10, 2005, 10:55 PM // 22:55

"If you go to bed with an itchy ass, you wake up with a smelly finger"

Green Booger · Dec 10, 2005, 11:45 PM // 23:45

I hate video games - jack thompson LOL

Mathias Deathwater · Dec 10, 2005, 11:55 PM // 23:55

The world was our burrito. - Weird Al Yankovic

Knido · Dec 11, 2005, 01:13 AM // 01:13

"RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing ranger" - random mesmer in CA on my Interrupt Ranger

Storm Crow · Dec 11, 2005, 01:46 AM // 01:46

"And the clock grew still, and time was lost..........forever."
~ME

Sol_Vie · Dec 11, 2005, 01:47 AM // 01:47

"You show up late to an exam on a topic you haven't studied for in a course that doesn't exist, with a purple crayon, and your blue book is made of pudding, and you aren't wearing any pants."

Steve Carell's version of the student nightmare

master_ranger_matt · Dec 11, 2005, 03:25 AM // 03:25

"I had my tray table up, and my seat back in the full up right position."-Weird Al

capblueberry · Dec 11, 2005, 03:28 AM // 03:28

Before you judge someone always walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do judge them you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Why do the call the small candy bars funsize when its more fun to eat a big one?

darkdragon99 · Dec 11, 2005, 03:32 AM // 03:32

"the greatest battle is the one unfought"

I pwnd U · Dec 11, 2005, 04:23 AM // 04:23

"alrite times up lets do this, LLLLLLEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS"
~leroy jenkins

Haroldo · Dec 11, 2005, 04:31 AM // 04:31

What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOs, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

Marsellus, from the best movie ever...Pulp Fiction