Curse

Zerek · Jan 13, 2006, 04:14 PM // 16:14

Assassin Skills

Knife Splice
You like, throw 10...18 knives at EVERYTHING and KILL THEM!

Ultra Flying Ninja Strike
This skill causes play to stop, and a cinematic sequence highlights your character soaring through the air towards target foe. Then you land on their head and totally do, like 94...140 damage!

Catfight
You must be a female assassin to use this skill and you may only target other female assassins. You and target foe become locked in a catfight for 60…82 seconds. All male characters with a visual path to the catfight suffer from paralysis and cannot move for the duration of the fight. You and target foe deal no damage to each other, but there’s a lot of name calling and resurfacing of past events that have caused suppressed emotional anger. This skill causes exhaustion.

Ritualist Skills

Spirit of 0wn4ge
You create a Spirit of 0wn4ge at your current location which lasts for 46…62 seconds. Allies in the area gain 50…84% maximum hp and do 12…23 more damage in melee. Additionally, whenever an ally hits in melee, they say “What’s up NOW!!??”

Summon Vampire Bats
You summon a swarm of vampire bats to attack your target. They only do 1…3 damage per hit, but there’s like a million of them and all the rendering will seriously slow down target foes’s FPS.

Carebear Stare
You thrust your chest out and a beam of energy shoots out at target foe. For 32…51 seconds, target foe cannot attack, cannot cast spells, moves 90% slower, but feels really warm inside.

A complete skill listing is on my site, but just thought I'd share a few of them here

Zerek
Max Damage Studios
http://www.MaxDamage.net

Makkert · Jan 13, 2006, 04:17 PM // 16:17

er.....ok?

this should be post in 'off topic and the absurd'.

Murder In China · Jan 13, 2006, 04:17 PM // 16:17

I Lol'ed.

striderkaaru · Jan 13, 2006, 04:26 PM // 16:26

haha. funny.

but knife splice needs to be reworked. it should be:

"flip out!" or "real ultimate power!" {e}
skill. flip out and instantly kill everything on the map.

Jaythen Tyradel · Jan 13, 2006, 04:27 PM // 16:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zerek

Assassin Skills
Catfight
You must be a female assassin to use this skill and you may only target other female assassins. You and target foe become locked in a catfight for 60…82 seconds. All male characters with a visual path to the catfight suffer from paralysis and cannot move for the duration of the fight. You and target foe deal no damage to each other, but there’s a lot of name calling and resurfacing of past events that have caused suppressed emotional anger. This skill causes exhaustion.

Ritualist Skills

Summon Vampire Bats
You summon a swarm of vampire bats to attack your target. They only do 1…3 damage per hit, but there’s like a million of them and all the rendering will seriously slow down target foes’s FPS.

Carebear Stare
You thrust your chest out and a beam of energy shoots out at target foe. For 32…51 seconds, target foe cannot attack, cannot cast spells, moves 90% slower, but feels really warm inside.

LOL!

DeanBB · Jan 13, 2006, 04:43 PM // 16:43

Love the cat fight, thanks!

raptor · Jan 13, 2006, 05:17 PM // 17:17

omg just read all the skills on your page. too funny

Alana · Jan 13, 2006, 05:23 PM // 17:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by striderkaaru

haha. funny.

but knife splice needs to be reworked. it should be:

"flip out!" or "real ultimate power!" {e}
skill. flip out and instantly kill everything on the map.

Hahahahaa... whew, that literally had me laughing out loud.

I really need to go read that book again.

Also, there should people wailing on guitars whenever possible.

Carinae · Jan 13, 2006, 05:25 PM // 17:25

Catfight is awesome! LOL.

Fred Kiwi · Jan 13, 2006, 05:33 PM // 17:33

awww spam dressed up in funny

good skills though :P

Zerek · Jan 13, 2006, 07:32 PM // 19:32

This is also one of my favorite ones, a new Ritualist skill:

Noobify
All of target’s defensive skills are disabled for 120...180 seconds. Target then drifts away from his or her teammates and randomly aggros pretty much everything.

Zerek

Cronos Khan · Jan 13, 2006, 07:57 PM // 19:57

Catfight ftw!

striderkaaru · Jan 13, 2006, 07:59 PM // 19:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zerek

This is also one of my favorite ones, a new Ritualist skill:

Noobify
All of target’s defensive skills are disabled for 120...180 seconds. Target then drifts away from his or her teammates and randomly aggros pretty much everything.

Zerek

oh, are you sure that's a new one?
i could've sworn i saw some wammo use it the other day...

TheOneAndOnlyX · Jan 14, 2006, 01:29 AM // 01:29

Cat fight seems like school girl fights LOL :P

I pwnd U · Jan 14, 2006, 03:32 AM // 03:32

this is a new skill that eles get for pvp

Ward Against N00bage
Kills all n00b players inside the Ward. 0 recharge time 10 energy to cast

use at will

Twisted God · Jan 14, 2006, 04:09 AM // 04:09

Necro Skills the needs to be in the game!! i think this is very funny cuz my main char is a N/Me heehee!!! enjoy!! PS im asian so my english might be a little off so just bare with it!! =)

Blood
:: Blood Suck - Steal 40...75 health from target touched foe. If you had disease when u cast this target foe has rabies and will die after you read this.

:: Awaken the Man Inside - Your character FARTS and all foes in the area suffers from drunkness as though they just drank 100 spiked eggnog from wintersday. All party members in the area have +10 health regeneration for 10...20 seconds, +3...5 energy renegenration for 5...10 seconds and takes half damage from all sources.

Curse
:: Middle Finger - Your character shows his/her middle finger and causes all foes adjacent to your position to target you and you take half the damage from all source and you gain double from healing sources. This spell will cause the part of your screen where your character is to blur for 1 second.

:: Necros Own W/Mo's - can only be casted to W/Mo's characters. Target W/Mo is hexed with Spiteful Spirit, Insidious Parasite, Price of Failure, Enfeeble, Spinal Shiver, Emphaty, they will forcefully cast Frenzy on themselves and you will cast Symphatetic Visage on your party. (mesmer skills are only available if your second profession is mesmer.) PS... Shadow of Fear was not cast becuase you want the W/Mo's to attack a lot.

Death
:: Soul Reaper - The nearest corpse of a foe is raised from the dead and will fight on your side for 60...180 seconds and has a hex on him/her called "Whose Your Daddy Now?¿?¿". When this hex is removed that character will die and cannot be rezed for 10...20 seconds.

:: Verata, the chosen one - All players and monsters in the area dies and is ressurected after 4 seconds. You will animate lvl 30 bone nightmares from all bodies in the area and will have +10 health regeneration for 5...20 seconds after the dead bodies are ressurected. The bodies that died this way will not have death penalty. this spell cause your character to die but all undead minions in the area will be fighting for your party.

wat do u all think?? i think its pretty kool!!! i will edit this as i get more ideas!! =)

RuPee · Jan 15, 2006, 10:24 PM // 22:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zerek

Catfight
You must be a female assassin to use this skill and you may only target other female assassins. You and target foe become locked in a catfight for 60…82 seconds. All male characters with a visual path to the catfight suffer from paralysis and cannot move for the duration of the fight. You and target foe deal no damage to each other, but there’s a lot of name calling and resurfacing of past events that have caused suppressed emotional anger. This skill causes exhaustion.

LOL! have u seen the pix of the female assassin? i always get a kick at how the game designers use cartoon sex appeal to attract male gamers to buy thier games. I get a even bigger kick at how male gamers make sexy female characters to get some attention in the game. so sad...

COunt it If it GoEs · Jan 15, 2006, 10:31 PM // 22:31

ehhhhh??
funny