Curse

Toben_Hexx · Mar 12, 2006, 04:38 AM // 04:38

Anything along the lines of "n00b I have 15k armr and 4 lvl 20s"

And, anything with any variant of 'noob'.

Never fails to make me laugh a little.

Narutoscryed · Mar 12, 2006, 05:00 AM // 05:00

i have always loved the warrior/ranger saying "you are all n00bs...IM RANK 4" then procedes to flash rank at you like it means a damn

SisterMercy · Mar 12, 2006, 05:06 AM // 05:06

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twicky_kid · Mar 12, 2006, 05:08 AM // 05:08

SPIRIT CHECK!!!

Why do you have NR? WTF are you doing you noob.

Guild recruiting blah blah blah......

Me: You sound good want an invite?

Prospect: Do you use vent or ts?

Me: We use vent mainly but we have both.

Prospect: Nvm voice chat is for rank 500 guilds.

Me: Ya, um k have a good day.

Sol_Vie · Mar 12, 2006, 05:17 AM // 05:17

"I could totally kick your ass in real life!"

Nevin · Mar 12, 2006, 05:23 AM // 05:23

"fuk u i have fow armro!!!11"

"Its spelled armor."

KANE OG · Mar 12, 2006, 05:31 AM // 05:31

Price check on (insert any item here) 1K!!

Ken Dei · Mar 12, 2006, 05:34 AM // 05:34

The problem with most good comebacks is they usually require brains, which obviously, your opponent lacks.

I'd challenge them to a battle of wits, but I don't fight unarmed opponents.

Wrath Of Dragons · Mar 12, 2006, 05:37 AM // 05:37

Your mama!

(and if i was a mod, i would move this to the off-topic and absurd place maybe)

chaos dragoon · Mar 12, 2006, 05:45 AM // 05:45

Heres a tip when dealing with idiots. Dont stoop to their level...they have much more practice

Opeth11 · Mar 12, 2006, 05:50 AM // 05:50

And they definately WILL destroy you at that level. They say 'ur mum', you say 'nuh uh, ur mum' and then, they let loose the canon. The grampapa.

chaos dragoon · Mar 12, 2006, 05:52 AM // 05:52

My favorite comeback for when someone insults me is "Thank you for the compliment bestest of friends" and that really seems to hit a nerve.

Wrath Of Dragons · Mar 12, 2006, 06:08 AM // 06:08

"I love you too" shuts people up pretty fast too. Especially if they are calling everyone a homo.

Ultimate_Gaara · Mar 12, 2006, 06:13 AM // 06:13

"*Insert build here* is for newbs," kinda makes me wonder, who decides these things?

Maika Boila Radovu · Mar 12, 2006, 06:15 AM // 06:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultimate_Gaara

"*Insert build here* is for newbs," kinda makes me wonder, who decides these things?

Its actually quite simple. I'm the newb so it's whatever build I'm using at the time!

Sekkira · Mar 12, 2006, 06:25 AM // 06:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nevin

"fuk u i have fow armro!!!11"

"Its spelled armor."

It's spelled armour.

Siren · Mar 12, 2006, 06:26 AM // 06:26

I think my favorite line as of late was in RA. Our team was down to a Mesmer, while the other team had a Warrior and Ranger. The Mesmer was doing her damndest to avoid attacks, and try to hit-and-run, which is a perfectly sound strategy. I turn on Local chat and see the following:

"fukkin noob runner"

I think to myself...It's a Mesmer character specced into Domination magic. How is that a runner build?

Another gem was in RA again, this time me playing my Illusion/Shatter Delusions Mesmer build. We got the Shiverpeaks Arena, versus a Monk, two Rangers, and a Necro. 3/4 of both teams charge the center, while the Necro swings along the edge of the arena. Something doesn't seem right about that, so I decide to see what this lone Necro is trying to do.

As he gets closer, I initiate conflict, dropping him in under 10 seconds, basically. He has time to cast one SS and an Empathy from his Mesmer secondary, then Migraine/Conjure/Phantom Pain/Shatter Delusions drops him.

After the match (we lost, unfortunately), I turn on Local and see one of the enemies taunting us, "calling out for 1v1." Then a few lines later, "OMG TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS JEZEBEL!!!" I'm pretty sure it was the Necro, considering he was the character I took down 1v1. So I Whisper the character, ask what he meant by that, and he responds "MEDICATIONS." I ask him to explain after he's done his next match, and there's never a response.

Stupidity: 0
Composed intellect: 1

Kariston The Swift · Mar 12, 2006, 06:38 AM // 06:38

The best bad comeback of all time. "Your mom (Insert exactly what they said)"
Don't deny it.

fallot · Mar 12, 2006, 06:45 AM // 06:45

If you disagree with corporal punishment or the death penalty, spend a few minutes in RA.

M1h4iL · Mar 12, 2006, 08:05 AM // 08:05

^^Rofl so true, its a pre teen get together fest in there.

"No, you!" ...after you say something insulting at them, really poor comeback lol.

and

"W4tch th15 u n00b, *emotes a bambi* "