Curse

Arcanis the Omnipotent · Mar 21, 2006, 06:05 PM // 18:05

Its tomato not...tomato..

huh, that joke doesnt work in type..

Josh · Mar 21, 2006, 06:08 PM // 18:08

^ I know, you gotta say it, English and American say it differently.

To-mar-to
Ta-may-to

Lol.

Count to Potato · Mar 21, 2006, 06:30 PM // 18:30

Grammer is not part of Guildwars, me have expericence

antialias02 · Mar 21, 2006, 06:35 PM // 18:35

GUILD WARS FRACTION - Coming this April 28, 2006!

The newest in edu-tainment from the makers of Guild Wars.

Conquer 10/10 of the world of Cantha as you pick 1/2 of the total number of choosable sides to align yourself with - Luxons or Kurzicks! Not only that, but the 2/1 new professions (the Greatest Common Multiplier and the Least-Common-Dominator[sic]) will have you begging for more cross-products.

Earn 66.6% of your Daily Fraction Allowance in Random Divisors - or maybe Hero's Percent! And don't forget the new mission styles: 1/3 v. 1/3 v. 1/3 alliance battles!

All this and more coming to a math-loving retailer near YOU!

lyra_song · Mar 21, 2006, 07:21 PM // 19:21

You wont believe how many times people say

"Ascolon" as opposed to "Ascalon"

Veneficus · Mar 21, 2006, 08:19 PM // 20:19

NEED RUN TO DRAKNORS 2k

/ffs

nirhan shadowmauler · Mar 21, 2006, 08:37 PM // 20:37

love that asscolon city.

btw its math. not maths.

and this is specificly for a guy in my guild. its OMGZ or zomg not ozgm.

Starsky-sama · Mar 21, 2006, 09:06 PM // 21:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by antialias02

GUILD WARS FRACTION - Coming this April 28, 2006!

The newest in edu-tainment from the makers of Guild Wars.

Conquer 10/10 of the world of Cantha as you pick 1/2 of the total number of choosable sides to align yourself with - Luxons or Kurzicks! Not only that, but the 2/1 new professions (the Greatest Common Multiplier and the Least-Common-Dominator[sic]) will have you begging for more cross-products.

Earn 66.6% of your Daily Fraction Allowance in Random Divisors - or maybe Hero's Percent! And don't forget the new mission styles: 1/3 v. 1/3 v. 1/3 alliance battles!

All this and more coming to a math-loving retailer near YOU!

/funny.

That will seriously scare a few new players if you say it like that...lol

MATH = "Run fer them hills!"

/jokez.

antialias02 · Mar 21, 2006, 09:46 PM // 21:46

Just to prove that sometimes even the best foul it up a little...

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/content...rge-id1337.php

Welcome to Rocknar's Forge.

Lord Iowerth · Mar 21, 2006, 09:51 PM // 21:51

Aw, I thought there was going to be some math in this thread

*puts calculator away*

Feminist Terrorist · Mar 22, 2006, 04:42 AM // 04:42

And just because a word has an "s" at the end, does not mean that it needs an apostrophe!

Right: GuildWarsGuru
Wrong: GuildWar'sGuru

Argh!

.defekt · Mar 22, 2006, 04:53 AM // 04:53

I thought it was called Frakeners Farge?

The Purple Pants Guy · Mar 22, 2006, 04:59 AM // 04:59

I've once seen someone advertising for a minion factory group to "fame faction".

Sir Skullcrasher · Mar 22, 2006, 04:59 AM // 04:59

Grammar and Proper Spelling Is Not My Middle Name.

zoozoc · Mar 22, 2006, 05:00 AM // 05:00

incorrect spelling is a very normal side-effect of internet usage.

Sir Skullcrasher · Mar 22, 2006, 05:02 AM // 05:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by zoozoc

incorrect spelling is a very normal side-effect of internet usage.

Amen and proper grammar and sentence structure too. God i wonder what an English teacher would do after reading through some of these threads!

obastable · Mar 22, 2006, 05:19 AM // 05:19

I taught ESL (English as a Second Language) in Poland for a few years, and it amuses me greatly that some of my students were more coherent after thier first class than many of the people who write on these forums.

Sir Skullcrasher · Mar 22, 2006, 05:49 AM // 05:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by obastable

I taught ESL (English as a Second Language) in Poland for a few years, and it amuses me greatly that some of my students were more coherent after thier first class than many of the people who write on these forums.

You missed spelled Their

Silvite · Mar 22, 2006, 06:16 AM // 06:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by sir skulkcrasher

Amen and proper grammar and sentence structure too. God i wonder what an English teacher would do after reading through some of these threads!

Being an English Teacher at a local HS I can tell you what goes through my mind while reading the crap people type. Mostly, it isn't pleasant because it reminds me of work. I find myself grading the chat log (as if it were a homework assignment), but then I stop myself and ask "What the hell am I doing?"

It makes enjoying the game somewhat difficult. I play to get away from work, but I am constantly reminded of the pile of essays I must grade!

purebad · Mar 22, 2006, 07:21 AM // 07:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silvite

Being an English Teacher at a local HS I can tell you what goes through my mind while reading the crap people type. Mostly, it isn't pleasant because it reminds me of work. I find myself grading the chat log (as if it were a homework assignment), but then I stop myself and ask "What the hell am I doing?"

It makes enjoying the game somewhat difficult. I play to get away from work, but I am constantly reminded of the pile of essays I must grade!

bad career choice for a avid(sp?) internet user/gamer