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xxSilhouette · Mar 24, 2006, 07:49 PM // 19:49

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Originally Posted by Mavrik

Haha that reminds me of the "so short she can walk under a closed door" joke

Well being a skinny assassin does have its benefits. Can walk between the rain drops, slip through closed doors. hide behind string, leave no shadow on the wall...

I'll be ready and you'll be able to see me.

The assassin dance has her doing the splits. IMO the new ele dance is the rutualist and the new monk dance is the assassin. Can't wait for my CE so I can dance with spirits.

(can make skinny jokes because he is skinny and does vanish when turning sideways.)

(cant make skinny jokes cause shes curvy and parts of her are still there when turning sideways

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~ Star Maiden ~ · Mar 24, 2006, 07:50 PM // 19:50

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Originally Posted by Mavrik

Haha that reminds me of the "so short she can walk under a closed door" joke

Well being a skinny assassin does have its benefits. Can walk between the rain drops, slip through closed doors. hide behind string, leave no shadow on the wall...

I'll be ready and you'll be able to see me.

The assassin dance has her doing the splits. IMO the new ele dance is the rutualist and the new monk dance is the assassin. Can't wait for my CE so I can dance with spirits.

(can make skinny jokes because he is skinny and does vanish when turning sideways.)

Well I'm not anorexic-thin but I am petite and slim so the assassin girls suit me just fine, thank you very much.

floplag · Mar 24, 2006, 07:51 PM // 19:51

women are supposed to have curves ! wake me up when heroin chic goes out of style.

~ Star Maiden ~ · Mar 24, 2006, 07:51 PM // 19:51

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Originally Posted by xxSilhouette

(cant make skinny jokes cause shes curvy and parts of her are still there when turning sideways

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Those are the best parts and we should be happy they do show

xxSilhouette · Mar 24, 2006, 07:55 PM // 19:55

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Originally Posted by ~ Star Maiden ~

Those are the best parts and we should be happy they do show

hehe i am very happy they show

Mavrik · Mar 24, 2006, 08:00 PM // 20:00

a girl can be petite with nice curves. Star for example and Sil to

But I still think the assassin girl looks like a 14 year olf girl on the verge of becoming a woman yet still at that awkward stage inbetween. I used to date a dancer in Montreal. She was one of those belle... stuff I'd never actually watch. She was 5'6" and 105lbs... almost gross.

Str0b0 · Mar 24, 2006, 08:03 PM // 20:03

Games are made for guys. Laura Croft, Bloodrayne, All the Mortal Kombat women. The list goes on and on and on. Still I agree boobs rock. It's a good thing only women have them, fat guys excluded, because if we had nice round perky firm boobs we'd never get anything done. Civilization would collapse.

Diablo™ · Mar 24, 2006, 08:05 PM // 20:05

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Originally Posted by Mavrik

But I still think the assassin girl looks like a 14 year olf girl on the verge of becoming a woman yet still at that awkward stage inbetween.

lol, That explains the training bra.

In general Guild Wars have the most anatomically correct female models compared to other MMOs. Those giant Dark Elven jugs in Lineage 2, now that's out of proportion. In WoW? Everything is out of proportion. In CoH? Dont get me started...

~ Star Maiden ~ · Mar 24, 2006, 08:06 PM // 20:06

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Originally Posted by Mavrik

a girl can be petite with nice curves. Star for example and Sil to

But I still think the assassin girl looks like a 14 year olf girl on the verge of becoming a woman yet still at that awkward stage inbetween. I used to date a dancer in Montreal. She was one of those belle... stuff I'd never actually watch. She was 5'6" and 105lbs... almost gross.

Well you still dated her

You'd go out with an assassin girl. Admit it.

5'6" and 105 isn't too bad. I mean I know girls who are that height and weigh around the same. Seems like some models are like that too, and not necessarily bone-thin. It's a couple pounds more than me though and an extra half-foot, so it might depend on her bone structure.

~ Star Maiden ~ · Mar 24, 2006, 08:08 PM // 20:08

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Originally Posted by Diablo™

lol, That explains the training bra.

In general Guild Wars have the most anatomically correct female models compared to other MMOs. Those giant Dark Elven jugs in Lineage 2, now that's out of proportion. In WoW? Everything is out of proportion. In CoH? Dont get me started...

Totally agree about the L2 Dark Elf girl jugginess, having played a Dark Elf mystic myself

If you zoom in and watch them while they're running it's almost pornographic

Megla Zero · Mar 24, 2006, 08:08 PM // 20:08

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Originally Posted by Str0b0

Games are made for guys. Laura Croft, Bloodrayne, All the Mortal Kombat women. The list goes on and on and on. Still I agree boobs rock. It's a good thing only women have them, fat guys excluded, because if we had nice round perky firm boobs we'd never get anything done. Civilization would collapse.

quoted for truth <.<

Witchblade · Mar 24, 2006, 08:09 PM // 20:09

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Originally Posted by xxSilhouette

Completely agree. I mean I will say sometimes I get jelous of other girls when a guy im into is oogling over them instead of me...and i know once im married I'd be deathly jelous if my man went to a strip club

But on another note like star said, its a video game. its pixels. its a computer. if the pixel boobs are jiggling - then oh well!

i kinda agree with the idea .. but my real point isnt there..
what's funny isnt all this but the fact that lotsa ppl have a real "drooling crisis" each time an armor is released ^^
keep in mind it's a program huh

Caoimhe · Mar 24, 2006, 08:15 PM // 20:15

I'm still frankly amazed at the quality of the artwork in this game, both for the characters AND the terrain/scenery. The Marketplace is beautifully done and a real pleasure to walk through. The character models are artistic and show great "uniqueness" across the spectrum of classes and gender. The take on Eastern history/culture was an awesome move on Anet's part.

What I don't get is the overwhelming puritanism of, specifically, our Western society, that seems to suggest that anything that has even the remotest sexual connotation gets all sorts of panties in a twist, but the body count we've all racked up in game doesn't get even a casual mention.

I mean, come on. My warrior - and many others - have almost single-handedly waged a war of genocide on the poor ettins outside Beetletun, but she gets far more attention for her short-skirt Gladiator's armor. So, I guess that means genocide=good, sexuality=bad? WTF?

Willy Rockwell · Mar 24, 2006, 08:19 PM // 20:19

it's not just the playable characters. I passed a buxom young NPC walking between two towns in Factions and had to stop and stare.

Mavrik · Mar 24, 2006, 08:22 PM // 20:22

Her structure had nothing you could even cup your hands over to say the least... and no I don't date her anymore lol

I would go out with an assassin... she could be my body guard.

Silent Kitty · Mar 24, 2006, 08:27 PM // 20:27

I took some Assasin henchies to do some Unicorn stomping. The henchies are really smart in Fractions. Sorry, I forgot to look at the jiggling part

studentochaos · Mar 24, 2006, 08:38 PM // 20:38

My girlfriend is always taking her Ele girl and starting naked dance parties while waiting. I just think it is weird, she just laughs hysterically. I suppose everybody has their own thing.

I like that the female A is light in the chest. Do all girls have huge breasts? No. Doesn't mean they aren't beautiful. Congrats to Anet for giving images of all types of women.

Mavrik · Mar 24, 2006, 08:40 PM // 20:40

The 15k glads has no skirt... really. Its like shorts with belts hanging from the one leg.

15k druids is a larger style outfit that many native americans wore... well maybe not made of leaves and 200+ wooden planks but you get the idea. Personally the ranger looks very good and not in a skank sort of way. The mesmer girl enchanter outfit... now thats a sexy girl running around in a short nightgown if I've ever seen one.

Mournblade · Mar 24, 2006, 08:42 PM // 20:42

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Originally Posted by ~ Star Maiden ~

Totally agree about the L2 Dark Elf girl jugginess, having played a Dark Elf mystic myself

If you zoom in and watch them while they're running it's almost pornographic

See now? If we guys played JUST to see the bouncy bouncies, then L2 would have a much larger playerbase.

I picked up the Guildwars box because the graphics were cool. I keep playing because the game is fun. The fact that the girls are hotties is just icing on the cake.

mrbb · Mar 24, 2006, 08:42 PM // 20:42

The female body in GW is proportional to a model or girls in magazines. Umm... boobs rule! I think I'm keeping my ele crystal desert collector armor b/c it is the one that shows the most cleavage.