Curse

d4nowar · Nov 23, 2005, 08:25 AM // 08:25

Cream of Clapton... if that was really a kind of soup I bet thousands of people would eat it just to be like him.

TheEPIC · Nov 23, 2005, 08:26 AM // 08:26

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Originally Posted by d4nowar

Cream of Clapton... if that was really a kind of soup I bet thousands of people would eat it just to be like him.

Hey if eating something would make me as good of a blue guitar player as Clapton, I would eat it. Then I would go on tour with him and B.B. King

EchoSex · Nov 23, 2005, 08:27 AM // 08:27

Wonder if they have Cream of 50cent. Wouldn't just be a big ol' bowl of turd? And not cold turd, steamin' turd.

TheEPIC · Nov 23, 2005, 08:28 AM // 08:28

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Originally Posted by EchoSex

Wonder if they have Cream of 50cent. Wouldn't just be a big ol' bowl of turd? And not cold turd, steamin' turd.

Would eating it mean you get shot 9 times?

d4nowar · Nov 23, 2005, 08:30 AM // 08:30

And survive!

EchoSex · Nov 23, 2005, 08:30 AM // 08:30

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Originally Posted by TheEPIC

Would eating it mean you get shot 9 times?

No, but it would make you make up a huge big ass story about how you THOUGHT you got shot 9 times.

TheEPIC · Nov 23, 2005, 08:32 AM // 08:32

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Originally Posted by EchoSex

No, but it would make you make up a huge big ass story about how you THOUGHT you got shot 9 times.

Oh, I see...

d4nowar · Nov 23, 2005, 08:46 AM // 08:46

Well I'm off to bed, and I might sign back up to WoW tomorrow, so posting shall be much lower. Hmm. Oh well.

PieXags · Nov 23, 2005, 08:48 AM // 08:48

...what?

Guillaume De Sonoma · Nov 23, 2005, 09:10 AM // 09:10

I'm listening to I'm an Asshole by Denis Leary, one of the greatest and truest songs I have ever heard.

The undead Mesmer · Nov 23, 2005, 09:12 AM // 09:12

xD nice but WTF asshole.

Btw i didnt come back with a bang but with something else.
IM FRIKING SICK ooh wait thats a good thing i can post a lot more here now.

Guillaume De Sonoma · Nov 23, 2005, 09:13 AM // 09:13

I'm An Asshole - Dennis Leary
Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me
About you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOles of our hearts
Or maybe below the RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOles
Maybe in the sub-RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOle area
Maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys
Maybe even in the colon
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe
With a regular job
I'm your average white
Suburbanite slob
I like football, and porno, and books about war
I've got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife, and my job
My kids, and my car
My feet on the table
And a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
Oh no, no way, uh uhh
No, I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a real RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
...
NAAAHHHHH!

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the world's biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby
At 115 miles per hour
Getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words: Nuclear RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOin' Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Duke"
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas
And-
(Hey, Hey! You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?
You know, the whole time I thought I was that asshole
And it turns out it was him
What an asshole!

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

A - SS - HO - LE!
Everybody!!
A - SS - HO - LE!

*dog barking noises*

I'm an asshole and proud of it!

EchoSex · Nov 23, 2005, 09:13 AM // 09:13

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Originally Posted by Guillaume De Sonoma

I'm listening to I'm an Asshole by Denis Leary, one of the greatest and truest songs I have ever heard.

Haha, I've sang that song many a time here on the forums. It's my theme song ^^

The undead Mesmer · Nov 23, 2005, 09:15 AM // 09:15

Arrr now i understand ^^

Is nobody worried about me you dont know what i have

.
Start guessing

Guillaume De Sonoma · Nov 23, 2005, 09:16 AM // 09:16

Yeah saw Lock N' Loaded a few days ago and was laughing so hard my checks were hurting.

d4nowar · Nov 23, 2005, 09:29 AM // 09:29

Looks like they are making some major changes to the mods around here. Switching some from mods to admins and from admins to who knows what and stuff like that.

The undead Mesmer · Nov 23, 2005, 09:33 AM // 09:33

If so they should give Savio promotion ^^.

Hes a cool guy.
BUT WHY THE HELL Arent you guys guessing what type of illnes i have?

PieXags · Nov 23, 2005, 09:34 AM // 09:34

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Originally Posted by The undead Mesmer

If so they should give Savio promotion ^^.

Hes a cool guy.
BUT WHY THE HELL Arent you guys guessing what type of illnes i have?

Because the only..."illness", I can think of, is a rude comment.

d4nowar · Nov 23, 2005, 09:35 AM // 09:35

Mono? Oh wait... That'll never happen.

Bird Flu?

Cancer?

The undead Mesmer · Nov 23, 2005, 09:38 AM // 09:38

None of those i give up.

Annyways im sitting here with my cat (a crazy one) watching TV so annything happening over here?

And PieXags sorry for the bad comment (dunno why its bad though)