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Old Nov 09, 2005, 03:21 AM // 03:21   #7121
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You're like an old General. You don't die, you just fade.
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 03:58 AM // 03:58   #7122
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I like the off-topic thread, makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 04:00 AM // 04:00   #7123
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I come and go from here as I please. I feel like I've thoroughly dominated this section of the forums.

Recently though I've been playing with my new graphics card. Serious Sam 2... f.e.a.r.... Quake 4.... My time has been well consumed.

In other news, my birthday is in just under 2 weeks.

Yay for me.

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Old Nov 09, 2005, 04:46 AM // 04:46   #7124
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I haven't seen Purrfect or Lag Hell in a while
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 04:48 AM // 04:48   #7125
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or mandark after some one ran him out of here
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 04:51 AM // 04:51   #7126
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I haven't seen Vengeance in awhile. Yeah... You remember that guy.
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 05:55 AM // 05:55   #7127
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 06:07 AM // 06:07   #7128
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I don't remember him either, but I've only been here 3 weeks or so
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 06:13 AM // 06:13   #7129
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Nevermind then.

Anyone ever been to a PDX LAN?

If you haven't heard of them, its the largest lan party on the west coast apparently. And I'm interested in going this year.

If anyone here has been to a large scale lan like that, would you mind telling me what to expect?
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 06:13 AM // 06:13   #7130
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 06:21 AM // 06:21   #7131
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Actually I'm going to say this is exactly the opposite of how it really is. Women typically have weaker mental defenses, they break down much easier than men do, and get worked up a HELL of a lot easier. A man can keep his emotions hidden and keep his mind in an argument better than most women from personal experience. The reason women can seduce men much more than men can seduce women is because of a PHYSICAL weakness that men have, not mental. Men are BIOLOGICALLY easier to get thinking about sex, because men naturally think about sex a lot. For the same reason that men are more likely to cheat on their wives than women are on their husbands, because men naturally feel the need to pass on their seed to more than one woman in an attempt to pass on their genes, while women feel more inclined to stick with one man for protection while they raise the child. Men are more easily seduced because their bodies want to screw all the time.

Women do think about sex an aweful lot, though. Trust me on that. A lot of people think it's always men who're horney as hell and only think about sex, but it's on girls' minds a shitload as well, they just don't converse about it around most others but their "girlfriends". Seriously, how many girls did you know in school who near every five minutes was talking about a different cute guy...? A RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOload. Not a few, A LOT.

If anyone wants a true summary on how women think, let me know. I've got all the answers! PieXags isn't influenced by sexual tendancies, he's mind over matter! Really!

damn, you beat me to it.

in my opinion, testosterone is the greatest friend and foe a man can have. it gives physical boosts but still weakens a man's constitution from sexual arousal.

damn testosterone. i don't even know if i'm spelling it right anymore.
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 06:40 AM // 06:40   #7132
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Actually I'm going to say this is exactly the opposite of how it really is. Women typically have weaker mental defenses, they break down much easier than men do, and get worked up a HELL of a lot easier. A man can keep his emotions hidden and keep his mind in an argument better than most women from personal experience. The reason women can seduce men much more than men can seduce women is because of a PHYSICAL weakness that men have, not mental. Men are BIOLOGICALLY easier to get thinking about sex, because men naturally think about sex a lot. For the same reason that men are more likely to cheat on their wives than women are on their husbands, because men naturally feel the need to pass on their seed to more than one woman in an attempt to pass on their genes, while women feel more inclined to stick with one man for protection while they raise the child. Men are more easily seduced because their bodies want to screw all the time.

Women do think about sex an aweful lot, though. Trust me on that. A lot of people think it's always men who're horney as hell and only think about sex, but it's on girls' minds a shitload as well, they just don't converse about it around most others but their "girlfriends". Seriously, how many girls did you know in school who near every five minutes was talking about a different cute guy...? A RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOload. Not a few, A LOT.

If anyone wants a true summary on how women think, let me know. I've got all the answers! PieXags isn't influenced by sexual tendancies, he's mind over matter! Really!
i think the current studies said men think about sex 6-7 times per minute, and women only think about it for 4-5

it's some decimal between the two numbers so i just rounded off



if men want to screw all the time, get a workbench and screwdriver and a box of 2,000 screws and get to work
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 07:52 AM // 07:52   #7133
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 07:55 AM // 07:55   #7134
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I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm pretty sure I don't think of sex six to seven times a minute. RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO I just spent the past 6 hours without sex on my mind at all. And I have a feeling if we looked deeper at that "survey" we'd find it flawed. A "thought" could be so much as glimpsing at an ass, or itching your crotch or something. And even so, the male and female stats you've...provided, are very similar. Guys and girls want to RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO just as much as one another, just for different reasons at different times.
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I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm pretty sure I don't think of sex six to seven times a minute. RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO I just spent the past 6 hours without sex on my mind at all. And I have a feeling if we looked deeper at that "survey" we'd find it flawed. A "thought" could be so much as glimpsing at an ass, or itching your crotch or something. And even so, the male and female stats you've...provided, are very similar. Guys and girls want to RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO just as much as one another, just for different reasons at different times.
What crawled up your butt and tickled your temper gene? Calm the RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO down you motherRED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO!
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What crawled up your butt and tickled your temper gene? Calm the RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO down you motherRED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO!
What makes you think I'm angry? The fact that I said RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO quite a few RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOin' times?

Nope, I just enjoy the word.
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 08:06 AM // 08:06   #7137
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 08:06 AM // 08:06   #7138
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What makes you think I'm angry? The fact that I said RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO quite a few RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOin' times?

Nope, I just enjoy the word.
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I like that word as well

Oh and nice Sobi Mask ^.^
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