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Old Oct 26, 2005, 01:52 PM // 13:52   #6341
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Can anybody tell me what to do when a girl you have never ever even seen before pokes you in the but and then starts messing with your hair and stuff?
Ever see Eddie Izzard the comedian? He talks about adolesence.

"...I've got Legs....I love you....." And runs away...
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 03:04 PM // 15:04   #6342
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how long did it take for you to write that down?

i don't mean type, but think of it.
I wrote it as I thought of it. About 6 minutes or so.
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 03:31 PM // 15:31   #6343
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Having a grateful dead sticker on your van is like asking the police to pull you over
My favorites are cars with a big "420" sticker on them. Some people really think that police officers don't know that "420" means "I smoke pot".
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 05:54 PM // 17:54   #6344
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Avari's Random Post of the Day: "mongrel architects with broken arms cast at oblong lengths"
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 05:56 PM // 17:56   #6345
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my random post *Avari is crazy and i'm normal*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 06:27 PM // 18:27   #6346
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my random post

*me and muh buds were like voooooooot, she was like wooooooooah, i was like awooooooooga, and he was like, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, and i was like sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet, and she was like "get lost stoned losers".*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 07:00 PM // 19:00   #6347
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I won't belittle myself by making random posts. All my posts are well thought out and make great sense
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 07:01 PM // 19:01   #6348
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I won't belittle myself by making random posts. All my posts are well thought out and make great sense
And I am a bananna.
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 07:01 PM // 19:01   #6349
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I won't belittle myself by making random posts. All my posts are well thought out and make great sense
Then I must be a posting Saint. j/k
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 07:05 PM // 19:05   #6350
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Then I must be a posting Saint. j/k
*watches the halo over her head crack and fall off*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 07:06 PM // 19:06   #6351
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At least I still have my black wings. j/k
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 07:07 PM // 19:07   #6352
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Avari's halo is held up by two little horns. j/k
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 07:12 PM // 19:12   #6353
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My halo is held up by one big horn. And I mean big....
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 07:12 PM // 19:12   #6354
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*hands everyone an ipod filled with he-haw episodes in audio format*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 07:15 PM // 19:15   #6355
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*takes the ipod appreciatively*

*hopes there is more room on it*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 07:19 PM // 19:19   #6356
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*hits the remote detonation button and listens to the favor pile up*

*demonic grin*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 07:43 PM // 19:43   #6357
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At least I still have my black wings. j/k
at least i still have my pitchfork
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 07:44 PM // 19:44   #6358
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Everytime I look at the clock I shudder... Closer and closer my two hour math class grows
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 07:47 PM // 19:47   #6359
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Everytime I look at the clock I shudder... Closer and closer my two hour math class grows
Set it to the time it lets out, maybe you can trick yourself into thinking it's already over.
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 07:47 PM // 19:47   #6360
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math class for me is nap time, i'm too far ahead in it, so i just snooze and count the A's jumping over my head
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