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Old Jan 20, 2006, 03:34 AM // 03:34   #10881
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lol im off to college soon! just got to pass consumer and im good to go!
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Old Jan 20, 2006, 03:35 AM // 03:35   #10882
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yay
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...do whatever i was supposed to remind you what to do
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Old Jan 20, 2006, 03:44 AM // 03:44   #10883
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umm thanks paul that helped ALOT!! u should be like an advice columnist or something
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Old Jan 20, 2006, 03:46 AM // 03:46   #10884
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Old Jan 20, 2006, 04:50 AM // 04:50   #10885
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*gasp* You mean the UW had a facelift?
This changes everything!
All my beliefs have been flipped upside down and kicked.

Is there anything else that has been changed?
yep, the tomb of primeval kings has been changed into a PvE outpost now. you can't get to the halls from there anymore. instead you have to kick the crap out of whatever seems to be corrupting it.

and doing that is harder than....anything i've met before.

it seems like ANet took the most powerful builds that we've come up with and gave them to the AI, along with some new skill called "fingers of chaos". it's so powerful that it's scary. they can't miss when attacking rangers! holy crap! THEY REMOVE ENCHANTMENTS FROM MONKS! and some other effects that i've forgotten.

...more information at www.guildwiki.org.

and in other news, i have several tests tomorrow...along with finals next week. it's driving me to the edge.
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Old Jan 20, 2006, 06:45 AM // 06:45   #10886
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Sweet, so that means that the ToPK stuff is going to stay this way for good then right? If so then I should be able to get my hands on some of the good green items.
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Old Jan 20, 2006, 01:27 PM // 13:27   #10887
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ya thats pretty sweet that they put greens in there. they are suppose to be pretty sweet. never seen one and my bro has never had one dropped but they seem pretty darn sweet. and ya that fingers of chaos is like ANets way of Nerfing us. now we lose any enchants put on, mending, life bond, ect. thats crap. though it makes it interesting. if anyone gets a green post a pic of it
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Old Jan 20, 2006, 03:35 PM // 15:35   #10888
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I was flipping channels earlier (rarely watch tv, and this thread will be one of the many reasons why) and an advertisement for Valtrex, a genital herpies treatment medication, came on.

Watching it, the naturally flawless face of some non entity is telling me that "sometimes, I feel like whole days of my life are lost from outbreaks". What she means is, she cannot, in good conscience, screw her partner without the worry of spreading the little warts named Wally.

That was bad enough, but then, when I actually found myself sucked into the commercial like a cultist chanting "cheese whiz at night", the "side effects" get listed:

"Do not take valtrex if youre immune system is not normal (thanks for making me feel good about who I am nadwads!), due to kidney or bone marrow transplant, or ADVANCED HIV DISEASE...

Uh...Let me think a minute. If I am infected with full-blown AIDS, and I know my timetable is slowly going away...would it be too much for me to say aloud to myself, perhaps to ensure I am smart about all this, TO NOT BOTHER with trying to prevent a little wart-infestation? Imma die!

At this point I turned off and unplugged the idiot box...
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Old Jan 20, 2006, 04:37 PM // 16:37   #10889
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Sometimes the side effects are worse than the drugs. I can't remember the name of the pill, but I'll never forget the weight loss/diet pill that was for severe obesity. The usual side effects: headaches, cramps, drowsiness, death (as if that's not bad enough), heart problems... but the worst one, the one I'd rather stay fat for.... flatulence with oily discharge.

/shudder
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Old Jan 20, 2006, 06:11 PM // 18:11   #10890
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Sometimes the side effects are worse than the drugs. I can't remember the name of the pill, but I'll never forget the weight loss/diet pill that was for severe obesity. The usual side effects: headaches, cramps, drowsiness, death (as if that's not bad enough), heart problems... but the worst one, the one I'd rather stay fat for.... flatulence with oily discharge.

/shudder
Flatulence with an oily discharge??! I'd hate to see that happen to someone. and I'd rather be Obese than dead or farting oil all over the place.
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Old Jan 20, 2006, 06:41 PM // 18:41   #10891
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Its like the acne medicaion Accutane. They make you sign off on a 16 page book full of side effects, 3 pages of which are dedicated to telling women not to get pregnant while taking it. They have to list EVERY possible side effect. Some of these were night blindness, brain swelling, death, suicidial tendancies, ect.. But i'll tell you one thing, I havent had any acne since i finished it.

..but of course my swollen brain is dead from being suicidal and i cant see at night, but whatever :P

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Old Jan 21, 2006, 03:19 AM // 03:19   #10892
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ok that is all very disturbing.. im thinking im gonna take away cable and just have my ps2 as the only thing i use my TV for anymore...
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Old Jan 21, 2006, 04:01 AM // 04:01   #10893
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i think i'll just watch TV during my meals....

and the assasin is dead sexy. i like the skills that they have. a lot.

oh yeah, and the new models are pretty dead sexy too.

but that's on topic....:P
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Old Jan 21, 2006, 04:08 AM // 04:08   #10894
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OMG STAY OFF TOPIC! lol dont bring taht crap in here lol take it elsewhere!! but ya they are pretty sweet havent tried out the Ritualist yet but i aim too.
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Old Jan 21, 2006, 04:17 AM // 04:17   #10895
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Any of you guys want to join [GURU]?
We got d4n and lifeinfusion.

Oh wait, that's on topic .
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Old Jan 21, 2006, 04:27 AM // 04:27   #10896
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I made a ritualist mainly to see what they summon. It wasn't that great...
I've yet to try the assasain

I hope i like the assasain because i don't like the ritualist.


anyways...
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Old Jan 21, 2006, 05:47 AM // 05:47   #10897
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lol hmm chirs i mite. what proffesions and style of play do u need? cause i could help out there and join GURU since my guild SUCKS!!
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Old Jan 21, 2006, 06:42 AM // 06:42   #10898
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Old Jan 21, 2006, 08:26 AM // 08:26   #10899
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hey chris, are you guys gonna so things like FoW and UW runs? If so I'd join with you. That and I'd like to do some PvP stuff as well. If you want a tank (or a select few other builds) I'll definately join.

Crap that was on topic...

I don't wanna go to work and open the store at 8:30 tomorrow...
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Old Jan 22, 2006, 02:24 AM // 02:24   #10900
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wow that sucks.. opening at 8:30 would defiently bite. but of coures this summer i have to start at 8... taht will bite but o well. my bro just got scammed out of 15k. he was trying to get Victo's Battle Axe for 115k and he gave the person 15k then they would trade 100k and the Axe at the same time. the chick got the 15k then said it was on their other account, they logged off before my bro could ask for his money back for insurance. the person hasnt been back on. if that person gets on (i have there IGN) they are gonna get in some trouble w/ me.
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