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Old Jun 10, 2005, 06:41 PM // 18:41   #481
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Clooooose ... but I'm an innie ... not an outie ...

Is it just me or is it kinda dead on here today?
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 06:44 PM // 18:44   #482
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Yeah, you're kinda dead out here today.

I do wonder though does everyone have random pictures of gorilla boobies to throw up here at will or do you have to google for it? I need to know before I start my naked gorilla collection.
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 06:46 PM // 18:46   #483
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Oddly enough, it was a "popular photo" from Yahoo news... I just noticed a resemblance. No searching necessary for Hairy Monkey Tits... they seem to come to you...
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 06:55 PM // 18:55   #484
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*runs screaming away from the hairy monkey tits coming to me
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 06:59 PM // 18:59   #485
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You're talking about boobies and nips and I'M not involved?!

I'm losing my touch

*cry*

*slips into a corner*

Oh sweet depression, we meet again...
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 07:02 PM // 19:02   #486
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You're talking about boobies and nips and I'M not involved?!

I'm losing my touch

*cry*

*slips into a corner*

Oh sweet depression, we meet again...

<< Offers to fondle boobies knead nips gently also brings tissue
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 07:04 PM // 19:04   #487
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Offers a 7Up donut.
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 07:06 PM // 19:06   #488
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You're talking about boobies and nips and I'M not involved?!

I'm losing my touch

*cry*

*slips into a corner*

Oh sweet depression, we meet again...
Ah dearest Arbel... I miss you. I hope the storm isn't getting you all wet. Especially if you had yet to change out of your white Hooters girl shirt.

(Better?)

Don't worry, once in SD you won't ever have to worry about those bad little storms... as bad as it gets there is an occassional cloud covering your tanning spot.
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 07:06 PM // 19:06   #489
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ARBEL!!! SWEETIE!!! WHERE YAH BEEN YOU ELLUSIVE THREAD STARTER?!?!? God I know that I can count on you to liven up this thread! Sooooo ... GO!

...


...


**blinks**

AWWW C'MON!!! ENTERTAIN ME!!! Please?

EDIT: SEE!!! She shows up and the party kicks it into high gear!!! WOO HOO!!!
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 07:15 PM // 19:15   #490
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Offers a 7Up donut.
That isn't MY secret forumla you're offering up is it? Keep in mind ... still not perfected ... after all ... look what happened to my nipples!
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 07:24 PM // 19:24   #491
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I would make some mad money if I had nips like Veng's...

It would be a plus since I'll be working at Hooters.

Downside is that I'll be lactating brown liquid on my white shirt every now and then...ewww....that won't be sessy.

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Gimmie that donut!



And *skeered of the storm* waaaaahhhhhhh...
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 07:25 PM // 19:25   #492
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We have missed you Arbel welcome back
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 07:26 PM // 19:26   #493
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Oh god ... don't mention being scared of a storm ... last night our puppy woke us up at 3:30 because of a DISTANT thunderstorm ... and then kept us up for TWO HOURS ... I love that dog ... but there are days ...

And then when she starts chewing on my nipples ... WOW did I just go to a bad place!
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 07:38 PM // 19:38   #494
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Thank you chalt! *hugs and squished boobies against him* Yay!



And Veng, you sure did go there!

You would be also happy to know, that staff bought like 15 boxes of pizza today! So I kept a whole box to myself and happily munching away while typing on this computer.

And and, I'm so happy because I heard that my main artist that I have substituted for a month is coming back Monday. I am such in a good mood I could just flash everyone!
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 07:39 PM // 19:39   #495
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Put pennies in a can and lightly rattle it whenever the dog barks. It'll stop barking just as quick as it started.

If that doesn't work, there's always the garbage disposal. Wait, I just went to a bad place...
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 07:40 PM // 19:40   #496
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Put pennies in a can and lightly rattle it whenever the dog barks. It'll stop barking just as quick as it started.

If that doesn't work, there's always the garbage disposal. Wait, I just went to a bad place...


There's no fun in that!

Oh wait...there is...*imagines and giggles*

Heheheheheeeee...
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 07:44 PM // 19:44   #497
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Put pennies in a can and lightly rattle it whenever the dog barks. It'll stop barking just as quick as it started.

If that doesn't work, there's always the garbage disposal. Wait, I just went to a bad place...
Might work ... however, she wasn't barking ... she's actually a very quiet dog ... it's the jumping up on the bed and then getting so nervous she starts shaking the entire bed ... hey, the GF and I just moved in together so I'm just getting used to the puppy ...

The garbage disposal DID start to look like an attractive option about an hour and a half in ...

Arb ... what kinda pizza is it? DESCRIBE it ... in vivid detail ... PLEASE ...

[homer]mmmmmm ... someone else's pizza .... arrrrrggggrgrg[/homer]
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 07:48 PM // 19:48   #498
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Might work ... however, she wasn't barking ... she's actually a very quiet dog ... it's the jumping up on the bed and then getting so nervous she starts shaking the entire bed ... hey, the GF and I just moved in together so I'm just getting used to the puppy ...
So you were sleeping with your girlfriend and got a vibrating bed without spending a quarter and you're complaining. Was your GF not wearing your mom's frock... was that the missing piece?
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 07:53 PM // 19:53   #499
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So you were sleeping with your girlfriend and got a vibrating bed without spending a quarter and you're complaining. Was your GF not wearing your mom's frock... was that the missing piece?
OHHHH!!! And the battle is well joined DQ! Well played ... well played indeed!

However you'll notice the frock / boxers are gone ... instead to be replaced with a pic of my good looking twin brother ... so nyah ...

And as for taking advantage of the situation ... it was still dark out, I was tired ... if I was going to get frisky I had to make sure I hit the right target ... since there WERE three of us on that bed ...

WHOOPS!!! I keep finding that bad place, don't I?
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Well it certainly puts a new picture to the puppy game of burying the bone.
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