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Old Jun 10, 2005, 12:29 PM // 12:29   #461
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It's a sad sad day when someone from the UK fails to detect irony or sarcasm from an American or a Canadian!!! You should be banished to Australia as a British traitor and/or prisoner!
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 12:31 PM // 12:31   #462
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It's a sad sad day when someone from the UK fails to detect irony or sarcasm from an American or a Canadian!!! You should be banished to Australia as a British traitor and/or prisoner!
All for trying to be humorous!? pfft... better step down as a joker now... *runs*
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 12:35 PM // 12:35   #463
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I never got why they didnt keep all the crims in Britain and sail everyone else off to the hot sunny tropical place?! :-s
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 02:16 PM // 14:16   #464
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OK OK OK I'm here ... I JUST finished reading the lists above ... and quite frankly I'm feeling much better about my day ... and Shamble's list ... COR!!! I want to just go out a bludgeon a woman over the head and drag her back to my cave ... ATS THE WAY YAH DO IT!!!

Whoops! Forgot to take me meds ... hold on a tick, willya ... **gulp** ... ahhhhh
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 03:16 PM // 15:16   #465
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Ok, just caught up from yesterday, and I already need coffee. Back later.
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 03:28 PM // 15:28   #466
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OK ... so it's obviously a slow day for the most of us ... a lot of people don't seem to be on ... our normal banter back and forth seems to be at a standstill ... so we need something totally RANDOM to get everyone jump started ...

I can lactate Coca Cola from my left nipple ... and 12 year old scotch from my right ...

That should get you little scamps talking ... even if it is just to make further fun of me ... the sacrifice of my own ego is for the greater good of the thread ...
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 03:37 PM // 15:37   #467
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/spews coffee
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 03:46 PM // 15:46   #468
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I can lactate Coca Cola from my left nipple ... and 12 year old scotch from my right ...

...
* hmm .... contemplating the idea of suckling Vengeance's left nipple for 2 hits and his right for 4....hmmmm Scotch and Coke mmmm*
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 03:47 PM // 15:47   #469
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Vengeance, you don't happen to have a breast pump, do you?
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 04:13 PM // 16:13   #470
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Sorry ... it's in the shop ... apparently it was overused ...

Oh and Swampy ... sorry if I made you get coffee on your keyboard ... if it'll make you feel any better ... consider the stains that a lot of my shirts have ... plus I always seem to have a trail of winos following me ...
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 04:17 PM // 16:17   #471
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Ok so if I bring my own err umm ...breast pump with new attach cups, could we use that?
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 04:19 PM // 16:19   #472
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... plus I always seem to have a trail of winos following me ...
That makes since. I am a HOBO afterall.

BTW, is that your dad? Yesterday it was your mom.
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 04:26 PM // 16:26   #473
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BTW, is that your dad? Yesterday it was your mom.
One in the same......
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 04:34 PM // 16:34   #474
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oh man, I shoulda known
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 04:38 PM // 16:38   #475
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Nope ... that's just my twin brother ... mom and dad loved him more so that's why he got the plastic surgery ... fine looking fellow isn't he? That's why I stay back in the shadows ... and plan ... and plot ... and suckle on my nipples for nourishment ...
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 04:55 PM // 16:55   #476
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They MUST be huge if you can suck on your own!
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 05:46 PM // 17:46   #477
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*Pictures Vengence's massive man boobies....shudders.
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 06:04 PM // 18:04   #478
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God ... here we go again on my 'supposed' man boobies ... let me tell you ... my man boobs are nice and small ... it's the nipples which an individual could jump rope with ...
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Old Jun 10, 2005, 06:32 PM // 18:32   #479
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God ... here we go again on my 'supposed' man boobies ... let me tell you ... my man boobs are nice and small ... it's the nipples which an individual could jump rope with ...

Or use as whips


Whoosh CRACK!



LOL
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