Curse

sh4ft3d · Apr 08, 2006, 02:17 AM // 02:17

There was a thread about useless skills, so I thought I would start one about Weapons/Mods. Theoretical only of course (or real if you want)
Rules: Have fun :P

I'll start it off:

Water Wand
11-22 req8.
Energy+20 (while casting)

Swampgirl Inez · Apr 08, 2006, 02:18 AM // 02:18

LOL... your title scared me.

Lasareth · Apr 08, 2006, 02:20 AM // 02:20

<-- useless mod

sh4ft3d · Apr 08, 2006, 02:23 AM // 02:23

I thought it might lol. ALL the mods were checking out this one.

tryptamine_xxp · Apr 08, 2006, 02:28 AM // 02:28

hand axe
slashing dmg:6-28 (req.8)
20%dmg when foe is using elite skills

Mercury Angel · Apr 08, 2006, 03:31 AM // 03:31

Silver-Sundering Sword of Dev-Slaying
15-22 slashing damage (req 9 swordsmanship)
+15% damage vs foes in a stance
+10% armor penetration vs Werewolves (10% chance)
+25% damage vs Devs
+5 damage vs Community Relations People

Slow Axe of Gardening
6-28 slashing damage (req 13 axe mastery)
+25% damage vs eating foes
-50% attack speed
+15% healing when using heals on Plant type monsters
+20% damage vs Weeds

The Pebble Maker
19-35 blunt damage (req 10 hammer mastery)
+33% damage while AFK
+20% damage vs animated rocks
+10% chance to instantly kill animated rocks
Adjacent creatures are blinded for 3 seconds when striking Rock Salt foes

lord_shar · Apr 08, 2006, 04:15 AM // 04:15

Here's a few:

Sword Pommel/Axe Grip of Screen Shots
Takes an automated screen shot (10%-20% chance)

Staffhead of Dancing
execute /dance emote (10%-20% chance)

Scroll of Reporting
send automated e-mail to http://support.guildwars.com (10%-20% chance)

Axe Haft of Pizza Summoning
sends an automated e-mail pizza order to www.roundtablepizza.com (10%-20% chance)

Scroll Wrap of Fortune
generates a random fortune cookie text above player (10%-20% chance)

Guillaume De Sonoma · Apr 08, 2006, 04:19 AM // 04:19

Barbarian

d4nowar · Apr 08, 2006, 04:45 AM // 04:45

Sundering Long Sword
15-22 Slashing Damage (Req. 9 Swordsmanship)
+15% Damage while Enchanted.
+10% Armor Penetration (10% Chance)

Staff of Primary Mesmer in PVE.
+10 Energy
11-22 Chaos Damage (Req. 10 Domination) <--- Rofl
Lowers the weilder's usefulness in any given situation by 100%

Winterclaw · Apr 08, 2006, 05:08 AM // 05:08

For any fairy fans if they are around:
Wand of Pixie Dust
0 damage (illusion)
Shoots pixie dust at target (ally or opponent) and causes them to hover instead of walk

Pommel of target calling
Everytime you attack or use an attack skill, it will be called, annonuced on the chat bar, and pinged on the map.

Sword hilt of 100 blades
20% chance you will use 100 blades on your target

Shield of mending
16 AL (8 tactics) [so non w/mos can enjoy this wonderful spell]
+3 hp regen
-1 energy regen

Literal $%*#! staff of curses
11-22 (9 curses)
Whenever you attack a new target, are knocked down, get hexed, or suffer a condition, your character starts shouting explitives.
20% of double cursing duration
20% chance of cursing whenever

Dance Club (mesmer's wand)
11-22 (req 9 domination)
20% chance everyone on the map will stop what they are doing and go through a dance emote whenever you cast a spell.

MC Hammer
19-35 (req 9 hammer)
20% chance everyone on the map will stop what they are doing and go through a dance emote whenever you attack or use a skill.

Mighty Axe of Rock
6-28 damage (req 9 axe)
20% chance everyone on the map will stop what they are doing and go through a dance emote whenever you attack or use a skill.

Hammer grip of whammo
20% chance that your PC will shout "WHAMMO!" whenever he uses a knock down or smiting spell.

Practically every drop Winterclaw gets
Well, no one seems to want to buy things things from me.

Omega_2005 · Apr 08, 2006, 02:16 PM // 14:16

bottle of instant death
Kills your character AND deletes it from your account (single use)

Hammer grip of null-damage
Makes damage do NOTHING to the opponent... except you (100% chance)

That'll annoy the makers!

Symeon · Apr 08, 2006, 02:36 PM // 14:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swampgirl Inez

LOL... your title scared me.

Lol...I looked at the thread wondering which moderator it was gonna be

So anyway, well, here's one:

Banned Fire Wand of Flaming

11-22 fire damage (req. 13 Fire Magic)
Damage + 15% (while filtered words are being typed in chat)
Health + 30 (while filtered words are being typed in chat)
Health -10101 (when being attacked by a moderator of Guild Wars Guru)
Health -101010101 (when being attacked by a super-moderator or administrator of Guild Wars Guru)
Health -1010101010100101010100101010101111 (when being attacked by Savio)

sh4ft3d · Apr 09, 2006, 12:05 AM // 00:05

Yay! Keep the replies coming! Don't want to see my third (i think?) thread die out so quickly again.

Wretchman Drake · Apr 09, 2006, 04:47 AM // 04:47

Weapons of Pruning are soooooo dumb =p

Omega_2005 · Apr 09, 2006, 01:08 PM // 13:08

Judging there's a bad movie out once every er... week I thought of this one. Enjoy!

"CUT!!!"
Shout. All enemies stop attacking and casting until you leave the area, unless they are hit by a noob known as Xelviar Donius...

The undead Mesmer · Apr 09, 2006, 02:44 PM // 14:44

Tonberry loving knife of karma
(yeah sorry had to do it)

dmg 11-22 (req 666)
dmg -999 vs tonberries
health -666 while being attacked by tonberries
Karma +9%

sh4ft3d · Apr 09, 2006, 03:10 PM // 15:10

What is the sign of the devil doing in my thread?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? Now now guys, no Satanic worshipping...

The undead Mesmer · Apr 09, 2006, 05:04 PM // 17:04

I am not worshipping ^^ i can even get myself 666 health if you whanna know

sh4ft3d · Apr 10, 2006, 01:39 AM // 01:39

I'm sure you could... LUCIFER!!!!

Canadian Bacon · Apr 10, 2006, 03:33 AM // 03:33

Holy Staff of Ether Lord
Casts Ether Lord on user while casting (90% chance)

Spatha of VoIP comms
Disconnect and then reconnect very quickly to TeamSpeak while attacking (99% chance)
Raise volume very loud so it screeches on Ventrillo while not attacking (99% chance)