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Old Jan 25, 2006, 05:13 AM // 05:13   #81
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Old Jan 25, 2006, 05:21 AM // 05:21   #82
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some how relate her to a duck (becuse it floats)when king athur attacks a pesant (good memories) becuse...
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Old Jan 25, 2006, 01:13 PM // 13:13   #83
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he is a peasent who doesnt understand a King because...
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Old Jan 25, 2006, 01:58 PM // 13:58   #84
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because he's a freaking retard and therefore you must...
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Old Jan 25, 2006, 04:54 PM // 16:54   #85
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...Jump up and down six times, spin in a circle, put one leg behind your head, hop on your other leg 11 times, spin in a circle again, do a backflip,...
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Old Jan 25, 2006, 09:11 PM // 21:11   #86
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...but then a nearby moa bird gets pissed from looking at you make a fool of yourself, and then it...
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Old Jan 25, 2006, 10:15 PM // 22:15   #87
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begins pecking your eyes out and as you scream in agony....
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Old Jan 25, 2006, 11:17 PM // 23:17   #88
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when suddenly, Balthazaar himself comes out of nowhere, handing you a(n)....
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Old Jan 25, 2006, 11:34 PM // 23:34   #89
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...PDS - Pissinating Dragon Sword. It pissinates the enemy by crippling, burning, poisoning, blinding, etc on them. You swing at the moa bird, but unfortunately...
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Old Jan 26, 2006, 12:36 AM // 00:36   #90
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...he grabs your sword and runs away, leaving only a Moa dropping behind...
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Old Jan 26, 2006, 12:45 AM // 00:45   #91
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Old Jan 26, 2006, 02:51 AM // 02:51   #92
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...being the only person in the history of eternity to ever dye a bald henchie's scalp.
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Old Jan 26, 2006, 03:04 AM // 03:04   #93
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Old Jan 26, 2006, 03:09 AM // 03:09   #94
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pwnzownzland where u become a paladin
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Old Jan 26, 2006, 03:23 AM // 03:23   #95
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...and must fight a doppelganger of the paladin, but of course, having no experience ever before as a paladin, you're screwed. You decide to...
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Old Jan 26, 2006, 03:33 AM // 03:33   #96
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run away like a lil sissy boy using sprint, but instead of chasing doppelganger stops and..
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Old Jan 28, 2006, 06:41 PM // 18:41   #97
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Old Jan 29, 2006, 03:30 PM // 15:30   #98
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...turn inside out, which is advantageous because next you must...
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Old Jan 30, 2006, 08:51 AM // 08:51   #99
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....show your intestines to the vision of glint in droknars forge, you then....
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Old Jan 30, 2006, 02:19 PM // 14:19   #100
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have to go to the lich king and ask him why he made an army of 50-100 titans while there is over a 1 000 000 gw players and most of them lv 20
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