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Old Aug 16, 2005, 12:11 AM // 00:11   #41
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14.) When a teacher asks you a question, you wonder why he aggroed you when he was clearly outside of your aggro circle.
That was realy funny, couldnt stop laughing for like 10 minutes
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Old Aug 16, 2005, 01:51 AM // 01:51   #42
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-when you get threatened by someone and you say "Go ahead I have fissure armor n00b.

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Old Aug 16, 2005, 01:57 AM // 01:57   #43
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When bran cereal reminds you of plant fibers
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Old Aug 16, 2005, 02:20 AM // 02:20   #44
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- when your buddy introduces you to Alica at the bar and you don't want her because she dies too quickly in battle.
I do not!
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Old Aug 16, 2005, 04:44 AM // 04:44   #45
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When u type /age and you've been playing for 443 hours over the last 3 months, and you know you didnt have a net connection for 1 and 1/2 months O.o

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Old Aug 16, 2005, 04:50 AM // 04:50   #46
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When pressing the "start" button in Windows shows your most commonly used applications:
Internet Explorer
Guildwars
Teamspeak
Paint
ummm.....*shamed*

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Old Aug 16, 2005, 10:36 AM // 10:36   #47
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dude we'red u get the theme!!
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Old Aug 16, 2005, 07:07 PM // 19:07   #48
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-You downloaded the Guild Wars official soundtrack! ( hey it's pretty good) =p

-When you walk up to random animals or housepet's and try to use Charm Animal.

-When you see roadkill on the road you try to use Comfort Animal in hopes of res'ing it.

-Whenever you see a midget you call them dwarves and ask them how King Jalis is doing.

-If you play every single one of your characters through the whole game meaning not rushing anywhere.
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Old Aug 16, 2005, 07:56 PM // 19:56   #49
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- when you like to rub your eyes really hard so you can pretend the spots are a melee ward you've just cast
- when your friends notice you imitating the scripted actions for a monk-cast while you're cooking
- when you refer to your dinner beverage as Dwarven or Hunter's Ale
- when you actually wonder how the 15k monk's Acetic tattoos might look on your own body
- when you go to flea markets or yard sales in the hopes of finding a 5:1 vampiric bowstring in some $1 bin
- when you realize that little things like sleep, food, shaving, personal hygiene, sunlight, basic social interaction and procreation aren't as important as you once assumed they were
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Old Aug 16, 2005, 08:00 PM // 20:00   #50
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- When you travel half way across the world to Rome and stand in front of an old temple, just to wait until your country gains favor...
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Old Aug 16, 2005, 08:03 PM // 20:03   #51
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-Instead of going to bars to meet girls, you just stand in a crowded area and yell "LFG relationship!"
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Old Aug 16, 2005, 08:07 PM // 20:07   #52
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- When you pull out a map and think that pressing on a capital city's will take you there
- When you are convinced peopel are talking without moving thier mouths
- When you look forward to ascending on your 20th birthday
- When your computer starts sweating and your pets start dying
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Old Aug 16, 2005, 08:07 PM // 20:07   #53
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-when the stock market crashes, you wonder when anet will put out another economic update

-when you buy some farmland so you can find that perfect 15>50 crystalline sword
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Old Aug 16, 2005, 08:10 PM // 20:10   #54
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-Instead of going to bars to meet girls, you just stand in a crowded area and yell "LFG relationship!"
... or "LF relationship - monk only"
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Old Aug 16, 2005, 08:17 PM // 20:17   #55
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When you think sex is a melee attack
(...and think "frenzy" will make you Ron Jeremy)
OMG, Thats priceless... I lauged out loud for like 15 min XD
God... a friend of mine actually said that once while having sex... (he was drunk dont ask...)
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Old Aug 16, 2005, 08:31 PM // 20:31   #56
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- when you think of deleting your lvl 20 ascended mesmer just so you can create a mesmer with a different hairstyle
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Old Aug 16, 2005, 08:33 PM // 20:33   #57
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- When you stop going out with friends and instead chill out on the vent/ts server while reading this website.

- When you wake up in the middle of your sleep to write down a build.

- When before going out you say: "Brb, gotta remake".

- When you create your own logo/signature to show off in your posts.

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Old Aug 16, 2005, 08:37 PM // 20:37   #58
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-when you're absolutely shocked to discover that a whole sack of charcoal briquettes at Wal-Mart costs next to nothing
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Old Aug 16, 2005, 09:21 PM // 21:21   #59
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-When you pay 200 dollars to drink a beer and think it's dwarven ale.
(And then spend about another 800 and ask. "Why isn't the room spinning...oh wait there we go!")
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Old Aug 16, 2005, 09:28 PM // 21:28   #60
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haha thanks miskav, ur friend is a true hero btw! drunken antics rule
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