Curse

XBroken Faction · May 14, 2006, 01:48 PM // 13:48

Here is another forum game..

Whats the longest paragraph you can make without using the letter E

Fargin Scotchsman · May 14, 2006, 02:07 PM // 14:07

walls is muy muy cool. but, thar muy hard, and can hurt you. if you run into 1, you r an idiot. walls r my fav thing to throw at ppl.

wow, i kinda got sick of it, but u get the idea........

Very troubled person · May 14, 2006, 03:34 PM // 15:34

This is so gay but it is still amazingly smart of you to think of you somthing lik this did you find it on siti or did you mak it up yourslf but to be truthful this is gitting hard but i will not stop typing it is also hard to think of words that can fill gaps that words hav to not hav cubiods in it. I now want to talk stupid lik blah blah is that all you say. My mum liks my dad's cubiod lik sandwich i lik this gam but not many ppl hav post i am now stopping. THANK YOU THANK YOU

-LiamB · May 14, 2006, 04:09 PM // 16:09

Bah, I won't even try....(Hence I have used E) If I did try, it would'nt make sense...Trust me

-LiamB

Jiao Yang · May 14, 2006, 04:09 PM // 16:09

I think you should try and make a paragraph using proper english.. troubled person all you have done is taken the E's out of words to do it.

-Jiao ∑

-LiamB · May 14, 2006, 04:10 PM // 16:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiao Yang

I think you should try and make a paragraph using proper english.. troubled person all you have done is taken the E's out of words to do it.

-Jiao ∑

So true ^^

-LiamB

Canadian Bacon · May 14, 2006, 04:30 PM // 16:30

Using proper English:

Warning- an important broadcast about woodchucks, cows with brown spots and unionization, Human Kind's doom, and conspicuously long raincoats follows. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I don’t know how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, but I do know that cows with brown spots will occasionally talk out loud to anybody or anything that will hold a plastic trash bag on a Toyota Corolla and cough just to show a paramount quantity of manliness/womanliness. Just to quickly caution you, cows with brown spots who originally hail from Holland, Brazil, Canada, Austria, Russia, China, Japan, Malaysia, Taiwan, Afghanistan, Albania, Bhutan, Morocco, Libya, Moldova, South Africa, Colombia, Vanuatu, Zambia, and also including Vatican City among many thousands of nations including Latvia, Uruguay, Iraq, Iran, Panama, Kiribati, Tanzania, Austria, Australia, Somalia, Poland, Rwanda, Djibouti, Madagascar, Bahamas, Jordan, Jamaica, Italy, India, Hungary, Togo, Swaziland, Samoa, Fiji, Tunisia, Spain and Norway (but Vatican City is most important) will not talk to you until you allow all cows with brown spots to form a union and amp up salary. It's a sad day for Humans, in our ridiculous hair-doos, that cows with brown spots can brainwash us into allowing all animals like cows, or hawks, or possibly Martians to form unions. I think that Humans can only await doom at the hands of cows with brown spots (also the Martians and folks from ABCDFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, 51st rock from that shiny ol’ sun, got in on this thing too), and also conspicuously long raincoats which various small animals (trout, crows, raccoons, baby cows, robins, tuna, chipmunks and a 200 kilogram bunny rabbit who signs his name as Almighty Hank) call home. Thank-you, that is all. Normal programming will start again shortly.

Whew! If only I would error-check my homework so thouroughly, maybe I'd have 100% in every course!

Word Count= 296

That's my best effort, I won't be doing this again any time soon!

fiery · May 14, 2006, 10:55 PM // 22:55

I got a dictionary of words. My Compaq laptop sucks. Why am I doing this? I do not know why. I cannot apply the consonant after "d", not part of the post.

Canadian Bacon · May 15, 2006, 04:39 AM // 04:39

I'm still winning

Kaguya · May 15, 2006, 07:48 AM // 07:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canadian Bacon

...that cows with brown spots can brainwash us into allowing all animals like cows, or hawks...

Disqualified!

209 words until 'like', prolly should reduce the now broken sentence, which was 22 words, so 187.

tommarrow · May 15, 2006, 02:35 PM // 14:35

he also has manliness/womanliness a short way in.

Mercury Angel · May 15, 2006, 05:39 PM // 17:39

I tried, but I kept inserting 'the' in, and one use of the 'ed' tense of verbs

Divinitys Creature · May 15, 2006, 08:19 PM // 20:19

H33 H33 sinc3 I have not us3d th3 l3tt3r 3 anywh3r3 in this post, I g3t a cooki3!

Fargin Scotchsman · May 15, 2006, 09:17 PM // 21:17

my god, wut a genious!! when in doubt, resort to L33T!!!!!!

d4nowar · May 15, 2006, 10:44 PM // 22:44

I'd try posting a big long post without using that symbol... But you all will just nit-pick it and ruin it.

Oops... I'm writing it right now. I didn't know. How far should I go prior to stopping? That inquiry was stupid. I'm not using a book that finds synonyms, I just know lots of words... or vocabulary. This is stupid. Why can't anybody do this? It isn't so hard. My PC is going to crash if I don't turn it off soon. Its hot out. I'll install my window AC unit...

BAI BAI!!!

Canadian Bacon · May 15, 2006, 11:14 PM // 23:14

I'm to lazy to fix my paragraph. Huzzah to all who shot it down.

(purely by coincidence, the above 2 sentences contain no E's!)