Curse

I pwnd U · Dec 05, 2005, 12:18 AM // 00:18

eyepatch to cover up the bandaid he payed with

Green Booger · Dec 05, 2005, 12:23 AM // 00:23

MInearals, and they didnt accept tat so he went to the pawn shop and,

kg_lildude1 · Dec 05, 2005, 12:27 AM // 00:27

pawned his peg leg, which he carved from the finest...

I pwnd U · Dec 05, 2005, 12:28 AM // 00:28

piece of bamboo, he got

Kinroan · Dec 05, 2005, 01:54 AM // 01:54

off of ebay for

nightrunner · Dec 05, 2005, 01:59 AM // 01:59

a stick of chewing gum and a paper clip. He then realized he was very hungry, so he

Green Booger · Dec 05, 2005, 02:01 AM // 02:01

ate a whole monkey but then,

Kinroan · Dec 05, 2005, 02:16 AM // 02:16

he realized he should've chewed better, b/c

I pwnd U · Dec 05, 2005, 04:16 AM // 04:16

he had lil pieces of bone in his teeth so he

Green Booger · Dec 05, 2005, 04:30 AM // 04:30

swallowed and pooped all the bones, but then his anus was..

I pwnd U · Dec 05, 2005, 04:34 AM // 04:34

sore, so he got some

Knido · Dec 05, 2005, 04:35 AM // 04:35

Vasaline, and he also applied some on his

Virgo · Dec 05, 2005, 01:13 PM // 13:13

breasts, and then SHE realizes that SHE was a female all along, so she pulls out her

I pwnd U · Dec 05, 2005, 01:23 PM // 13:23

hair brush and thought

FeuerFrei · Dec 05, 2005, 02:04 PM // 14:04

about how dumb she was all along while scratching her

I pwnd U · Dec 05, 2005, 03:22 PM // 15:22

head when she

Mr Tek · Dec 05, 2005, 05:01 PM // 17:01

saw Brad Pit in the horison

Damia · Dec 05, 2005, 05:15 PM // 17:15

and shot him with a bb gun

FeuerFrei · Dec 06, 2005, 02:26 AM // 02:26

She then started picking her nose when suddenly

Green Booger · Dec 06, 2005, 04:21 AM // 04:21

HE woke up from a dream, where ALL The story happened and was getting rdy for skool when..