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Old May 20, 2006, 01:32 AM // 01:32   #1
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Default Funniest Aim or chatprogram conversations you've had.

Heres mine, it was just a few minutes ago, I am deomonos, my friend is lord dehitay. He loves food too much and he wants every elite on his monk.

Deomonos: Dehitay!!
Deomonos: You noob!
Lord Dehitay: cooking!
Lord Dehitay: I love food more than you!
Deomonos: lol
Deomonos: I just had some oatmeal
Lord Dehitay: I'm so cold hearted
Deomonos: and I put too much water
Deomonos: in
Lord Dehitay: or is it huge stomached?
Deomonos: it sucked
Lord Dehitay: oatmeal kicks ass
Lord Dehitay: and if you ever do that
Lord Dehitay: the solution is simple
Lord Dehitay: put in more oats
Deomonos: lol
Deomonos: it was instant oatmeal
Deomonos: >.<
Lord Dehitay: so is what I use
Deomonos: Dehitay stop stuffing yourself full of food and stop being useless!

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Auto response from Lord Dehitay: I'm probly banging my head against a wall or something pointless
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Lord Dehitay: I have to cook it before I can eat it
Deomonos: Dehitay
Deomonos: I need your help capping something!
Lord Dehitay: wait just a bit for me
Lord Dehitay: like 10 minutes or something
Deomonos: I'm almost to the boss you better hurry!
Lord Dehitay: did you know that if you do some hard exercise, go to bed without sleeping, wake up and bathe in rotten fish and onions, then go the the veterinary clinic, you can start a small scale bio-war?
Lord Dehitay: impatience!
Deomonos: dont worry I wiped just for you
Lord Dehitay: that's weird
Lord Dehitay: there's not much grease in this ground beef
Deomonos: It was an accident
Deomonos: lol
Lord Dehitay: it's like healthy or something
Lord Dehitay: however, now it's hard to tell when it's flavored
Deomonos: Oh btw
Deomonos: I just capped my skill
Deomonos: without you
Lord Dehitay: this is why I love food more than you!
Lord Dehitay: food doesn't betray me!
Deomonos: Lol!!
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Old May 20, 2006, 01:49 AM // 01:49   #2
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Urgh, reading through my 2 year old logs, I was an idiot back then! my logs arent even interesting, let alone funny.
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Old May 20, 2006, 04:27 AM // 04:27   #3
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Just for this thread I decided to invite all of my screen names into one chatroom. You asked for it...

[09:18:04PMxors] *** LAWLSAUCE has joined the chat.
[09:18:27PMxors] *** d4nowar has joined the chat.
[09:18:32PMxors] *** cantthinkofmore has joined the chat.
[09:18:36PMxors] *** zomg guild wars has joined the chat.
[09:18:42PMxors] *** lawlsaucepwns has joined the chat.
[09:18:46PMxors] *** lawllercaust has joined the chat.
[09:18:53PMxors] *** zomgz dan has joined the chat.
[09:19:07PMxors] *** zomgroflawlmao has joined the chat.
[09:19:11PMxors] *** zomg im dan has joined the chat.
[09:20:07PMxors] Me: omg hello!
[09:20:11PMxors] cantthinkofmore: HIGH!
[09:20:14PMxors] lawllercaust: HELLO
[09:20:19PMxors] Me: dude your name blows
[09:20:25PMxors] d4nowar: who mine?
[09:20:30PMxors] zomgroflawlmao: mine?
[09:20:34PMxors] Me: no not yours
[09:20:38PMxors] lawllercaust: mine?
[09:20:42PMxors] Me: yeah yours
[09:20:44PMxors] Me: you RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing nazi
[09:20:48PMxors] lawllercaust: RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO you
[09:20:53PMxors] zomg im dan: shut up or i'll ban you
[09:21:03PMxors] zomgz dan: RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO off dan
[09:21:13PMxors] LAWLSAUCE: Aren't you both named dan?
[09:21:19PMxors] lawlsaucepwns: OMGZ ITS LAWLSAUCE
[09:21:23PMxors] lawlsaucepwns: HE'S SO COOL
[09:21:26PMxors] Me: buhh... anyway
[09:21:30PMxors] d4nowar: STF NOOB
[09:21:34PMxors] Me: wtf are you?
[09:21:42PMxors] d4nowar: i'm the new dan00000200001
[09:21:51PMxors] Me: wtf kind of name is d4nowar
[09:21:56PMxors] Me: some kind of lame name for dumbasses
[09:21:59PMxors] zomgz dan: hey shut up
[09:22:04PMxors] zomgz dan: i'm trying to think
[09:22:14PMxors] zomgroflawlmao: zomgroflawlmao
[09:22:17PMxors] zomg guild wars: yeah
[09:22:18PMxors] zomg guild wars: dumbass
[09:22:23PMxors] zomg guild wars: i'm going to go do a chest run
[09:22:28PMxors] cantthinkofmore: you would wouldn't you.
[09:22:29PMxors] cantthinkofmore: faggot
[09:22:39PMxors] Me: SHUT UP
[09:22:40PMxors] Me: SHUT UP
[09:22:40PMxors] Me: SHUT UP
[09:22:41PMxors] Me: SHUT UP
[09:22:41PMxors] Me: SHUT UP
[09:22:41PMxors] Me: SHUT UP
[09:22:42PMxors] OnlineHost: You have been removed from the room for scrolling.

[09:23:40PMxors] Me: hi guys!
[09:23:43PMxors] Me: <3
[09:23:52PMxors] lawlsaucepwns: omgz a/s/l
[09:23:55PMxors] zomg guild wars: ...
[09:23:56PMxors] cantthinkofmore: ...
[09:23:58PMxors] zomgz dan: ...
[09:24:11PMxors] Me: 17/m/OR
[09:24:14PMxors] LAWLSAUCE: NO WAY!
[09:24:17PMxors] lawlsaucepwns: woah...
[09:24:20PMxors] LAWLSAUCE: ME TOO!
[09:24:25PMxors] lawlsaucepwns: you for serious?
[09:24:28PMxors] zomg guild wars: really?
[09:24:31PMxors] zomgroflawlmao: really?
[09:24:46PMxors] zomg im dan: are you saying we all are 17, male, and from oregon?
[09:24:48PMxors] lawllercaust: uhhh
[09:24:52PMxors] d4nowar: EEEEEEEEEEW
[09:24:58PMxors] cantthinkofmore: EEEEEEEEEEW
[09:24:59PMxors] zomgz dan: EEEEEEEEEEW
[09:25:01PMxors] zomgroflawlmao: EEEEEEEEEEW
[09:25:03PMxors] Me: EEEEEEEEEEW
[09:25:38PMxors] *** zomg im dan has left the chat.
[09:25:40PMxors] *** zomgroflawlmao has left the chat.
[09:25:41PMxors] *** zomgz dan has left the chat.
[09:25:41PMxors] *** lawllercaust has left the chat.
[09:25:42PMxors] *** d4nowar has left the chat.
[09:25:44PMxors] *** cantthinkofmore has left the chat.
[09:25:45PMxors] *** zomg guild wars has left the chat.
[09:25:46PMxors] *** lawlsaucepwns has left the chat.
[09:25:48PMxors] *** LAWLSAUCE has left the chat.
[09:25:51PMxors] Me: Guys?
[09:25:54PMxors] Me: I'm all alone here...
[09:25:57PMxors] Me: /cry

That, my friends, is how you talk to yourself in AIM.
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Old May 20, 2006, 06:15 AM // 06:15   #4
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GET A LIFE... j/k I whisper myself on gw when im bored enough >.<
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Old May 20, 2006, 05:59 PM // 17:59   #5
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I've done that.........
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Old May 25, 2006, 05:04 PM // 17:04   #6
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Lol........ i see the craziness here
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