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Old Jun 11, 2005, 08:29 PM // 20:29   #121
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264. ...as above, but trying to tame a Snake (Poisonous), Alligator, Reptile or Komodo Dragon!
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Old Jun 12, 2005, 01:41 AM // 01:41   #122
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265. When you hook up a butterknife to a propaine tank and call it a Firey Dragon Sword.
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Old Jun 12, 2005, 03:19 PM // 15:19   #123
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When you turn to your husband and address him by his female character's name.

(in my house hold we're a little backwards, he plays the female characters I play the male)
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Old Jun 13, 2005, 04:05 AM // 04:05   #124
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267. When there were more than 50 ways you know you have been playing GW too long...
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Old Jun 13, 2005, 05:00 AM // 05:00   #125
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* When you go shopping for clothes and look for the Armor guy.

* When you check for stats on clothing before the price.

* When you go out to meet your friends and you yell " LFG " .

* When you walk out the door and look for the nearest zone.

* When you see a bug and your first thought is to " NUKE it " then get pissed cuz you didnt get " XP "
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Old Jun 13, 2005, 11:24 AM // 11:24   #126
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273 - you shout "LEEEEEROOOOOOY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJYYYYEENKIIIINS!!!" in a packed supermarket while running from the cops
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Old Jun 13, 2005, 11:33 AM // 11:33   #127
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273 - you shout "LEEEEEROOOOOOY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJYYYYEENKIIIINS!!!" in a packed supermarket while running from the cops
Strange, I usually hear a banjo and yodeling when that happens.
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Old Jun 15, 2005, 09:54 PM // 21:54   #128
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274. you try to dance like your character...and succeed
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Old Jun 16, 2005, 12:33 AM // 00:33   #129
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275: When you go to disneyland and shout out "LFG FOR SPACE MOUNTAIN!"

276: when you work out and get buff, you scream "YES! Lvl 20!"

278: When you walk around your house looking for snails, hoping to salvage some shells.
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Old Jun 16, 2005, 02:47 AM // 02:47   #130
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Not a number but a nice little story. We were on our way to town and i didnt get any sleep due to me having a GW addiction. On the way i was half asleep and thought i was in a mission and was saying stop dont run ahead let us heal up first. Then proceded to say if you die im not rezing you cause i asked you to slow down. My wife thought it was the most hilarious thing in the world seeing as she plays and knew what i was talking about.
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Old Jun 16, 2005, 09:10 PM // 21:10   #131
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279. Your Girlfriend would rather buy and play GW rather than threaten to break up with you
280. You have GW preorder poster on your ceiling over your bed. (not really, it's in closet, but was funny I thought)
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Old Jun 16, 2005, 09:17 PM // 21:17   #132
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279: ...you hope your mother-in-law isn't home so your wife can play GW on her computer.

280: ...you buy your wife new RAM for a birthday present so she doesn't have to use her mother's computer any more.

281: ...you consider buying your mother-in-law a new sound card so the music in GW doesn't get choppy

282: ...you actively try to recruit your sister-in-law multiple times a day to play.

283: ...you know off the top of your head the exact storyline location of every non-ascended player at work

284: ...you stop talking about GW around that guy at work who wants to play, but you just know wouldn't fit in your guild

285: ...you want to lose weight so you can fit in the GW t-shirt you got on launch day (and plot how you'll steal it back from your wife)

286: ...you've wished for the mini-map click-n-draw feature in every other application you own
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Old Jun 16, 2005, 09:17 PM // 21:17   #133
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Darn. I type too slow. Offset my post by two.
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Old Jun 16, 2005, 09:22 PM // 21:22   #134
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lol, you can edit it...

edit.. I want a guild wars t-shirt.. where do you get em?
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Old Jun 17, 2005, 07:13 PM // 19:13   #135
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For being an uber alpha tester.
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Old Jun 17, 2005, 10:52 PM // 22:52   #136
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ahh, shoot, why can't we buy em off guild wars site?
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Old Jul 07, 2005, 07:37 AM // 07:37   #137
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*refreshing page* ahahaha just had to again...
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Old Jul 07, 2005, 08:10 AM // 08:10   #138
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287. When you get back from a 14 hour day of work doinf door to door vacuum sales and immediately go to check up on what's going on in the forums rather than getting sleep. (Yup, that's me...I'll probably quite the job soon...cuttin into my two big G's: GW and my GF.)
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Old Jul 07, 2005, 08:31 AM // 08:31   #139
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ahaha i think ive done a hell lotta those.
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Old Jul 07, 2005, 10:51 AM // 10:51   #140
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haha ive read the lore of guild wars(booklet) 5 times now, please, someone help me :\ lol
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