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Old Apr 05, 2005, 01:07 AM // 01:07   #21
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59.You download all of the koolest GW jpg.s that you can find.
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Old Apr 05, 2005, 03:56 AM // 03:56   #22
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60.when 60 of these reasons are true, :P
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Old Apr 06, 2005, 12:46 AM // 00:46   #23
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61. When you're suggesting your family to go loot-hunting with you.
62. You're begging for a job in the developing team.
63. You're trying to make WoW-Players get GW insteat.
64. You're just seeing the cons in other games and start every single sentence with "But Guild Wars is/got.."
65. When you're asking a shopkeeper for the local-iron-prices.

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Old Apr 06, 2005, 01:03 AM // 01:03   #24
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66. You're failling out of college because of a game that isn't even out yet...

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Old Apr 06, 2005, 03:17 AM // 03:17   #25
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67. After realizing the BWE is almost over after /age 65 hours, your tears turn to blood.
68. You *accidently* mow down your neighbor with a weed whacker only to find that you forgot to pick up that rez spell.
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Old Apr 06, 2005, 12:47 PM // 12:47   #26
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1. You edited the google html code so you could add a countdown to the release date and still have google as your homepage.
2. You build your girlfriend a computer so she can play it with you, even though the it's very unlikely that she will suddenly finding an interest in computer games before the game is released.
3. You go to save a Word document and find that you have no more space because you've filled up your hdd with gw gameplay videos.
4. You secretly get aroused by the voluptuous breasts of the elementalist girls.
5. You and your friend spend 10 min arguing about what to put on this post.
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Old Apr 14, 2005, 02:38 AM // 02:38   #27
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Um...we're at 73?
73. You go back to keep the addicted thread alive.
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Old Apr 14, 2005, 03:40 AM // 03:40   #28
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lol.
74. when you loose your since of mathematics. :P
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Old Apr 14, 2005, 03:58 AM // 03:58   #29
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75. When you're at rule 68 and start over, due to lack of attention (we all have it), at rule #1!
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Old Apr 14, 2005, 04:39 AM // 04:39   #30
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76. When you think WoW is just a wierd typo.
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Old Apr 14, 2005, 04:43 AM // 04:43   #31
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77 when you make a list at work on paper because they dont let you go to Forums
78 when you name your kid Gwen(boy or Girl)
79 when you are still here at 3:00 am EST after you have been kicked off GW's Server.
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Old May 06, 2005, 02:59 AM // 02:59   #32
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You piss yourself because you can't find time to go to the bathroom because you usually go while waiting on Everquest 2's loading screens.
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Old May 06, 2005, 10:14 AM // 10:14   #33
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81. When your parent find you with a pair of scissors in the closet, senslessly mumbling "must.. salvage..cloth..."
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Old May 06, 2005, 11:23 AM // 11:23   #34
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81. When your parent find you with a pair of scissors in the closet, senslessly mumbling "must.. salvage..cloth..."
roflmao - been there
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Old May 06, 2005, 01:11 PM // 13:11   #35
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You know you're addicted when...

82 - ... you try and hex the boss with slow spells / blinding to escape work.
83 - ... you yell "Watch Yourself!" at the oncoming car.
84 - ... no one understands what, "Yea, I have a W and M.O. at nineteen that just visited the L.A. to find some other eighteen plus M.O. for the mirror." means.
85 - ... you run out of dye at home.
86 - ... most of your clothing looks ridiculous now.
87 - ... you take a long way around, so not to have people enter your aggro circle.
88 - ... standing on a high pressure vent only casts 'Cold Feet' and 'Pants Updraft'.
89 - ... your red bingo marker starts to run out of ink.
90 - ... no matter how much you dance, wiggle, or play the air guitar, your hands just don't glow.
91 - ... your studded leather skirt draws a little too much attention.
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Old May 06, 2005, 02:03 PM // 14:03   #36
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92] When you learn the Male Elementalist's dance and show your friends.
93] When you've hurt yourself trying the Male Ranger's dance.
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Old May 06, 2005, 04:05 PM // 16:05   #37
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94. When you are averaging around four hours sleep a night.
95. You have specially designed computer chair tied into the plumbing to carry off the waste.
96. You have a feeding tube inserted
97. You construct an abnoxiously large wall around your yard to defend against a Charr attack
98. Your family forgot what you looked like.
99. You bought the game with the female ranger on the cover because she is hot.
100. You begin dressing like your character in real life.
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Old May 07, 2005, 04:04 AM // 04:04   #38
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Default You know you've been playing Guild Wars too long when...

1) You try and drag a file from your desktop to a folder, thinking the folder will open up just like when you hover an item over a closed bag in your inventory.

2) You sit at a slight angle to the computer monitor and attempt to use the right mouse button to move the monitor screen to become straight, like you do with your view in Guild Wars.

3) You play a game online that uses the arrow keys to move and attempt to move with the W,A,S and D keys, and strafe with the Q and E keys.

I have done numbers one and three. Three I've done on a game called Furcadia which uses the mouse and arrow keys and keyboard keys to type.

Any other signs of playing Guild Wars too long?
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Old May 07, 2005, 04:18 AM // 04:18   #39
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1) You wave your hands around in a wierd way when someone cuts you off on the road.

2) You go around McDonalds asking how people got into "your copy" of the McDonalds "map."

Keep em comin this is fun =D
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Old May 07, 2005, 05:01 AM // 05:01   #40
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1) You wave your hands around in a wierd way when someone cuts you off on the road.

2) You go around McDonalds asking how people got into "your copy" of the McDonalds "map."

Keep em comin this is fun =D
#2 oh man that's a good one.

How about you try to salvage the cereal box for wood planks

Or you go up to random strangers asking them if they will give you something for some dirt and some floss you found in your pocket.
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