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Old Jul 17, 2006, 05:16 AM // 05:16   #1
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Well, I'm just going to jump right in feet first and hope to not get ripped to shreds for not introducing myself. I'm working on five classes that I really want to have criticism on. This, however, I just want to be told what your favorite part was.

WARNING: THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS CLASS. IT IS SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY, SITTING SOMEWHERE BETWEEN PURE COMEDIC GENIUS AND COMEDIC INSANITY.

Jester
* Acrobatics: No inherent effect. Some skills have more flourish with high ranks in Acrobatics.
* Epics: No inherent effect. Some skills have a higher chance of teaching an opponent a lesson with high ranks in Epics.
* Jokes: No inherent effect. Some skills become more silly with high ranks in Jokes
* Witticism: No inherent effect. Some skills may make people of the other gender fall at your feet with high ranks in Witticisms.
* Slickness of Tongue: For every rank in Slickness of Tongue, a Jester has a 5% chance of talking his opponent into not attacking for each attack he makes. Some skills may also have an underlying meaning with high ranks in Slickness of Tongue.

One Handed Weapon: Jester's Baton (Min Damage 1-3, Max Damage 2-4)
Focus Items: Flowers, Anything he can pick up.
Two Handed Weapon: Random Funnybone (Min Damage 2-4, Max Damage 3-5+laughter)

* Acrobatics Skills
* Cartwheel: You roll on your hands and in a circle around your opponent. Your opponent immeadiately stops whatever he's doing and applauds, interrupting any skills or attacks.
* Backflip: You flip your feet over your head. Your opponent is dazed for 3...9 seconds due to your astounding feat. There is a 52%...25% chance this skill will fail, and if so you fall down and your opponent is not dazed.
* Jester's Swipe: You and your opponent switch weapons. However, the statistics of each weapon are not changed, nor are the modifiers. Neither your opponent nor you can attack for 5...12 seconds.

* Epics Skills
* Tortoise and the Hare: All your allies move 33%...66% faster and all your enemies move 33%...66% slower and deal 25%...52% more damage with attacks and skills. You may be fast, but they win anyays.
* David and the Lions: All of your opponents sit down for 5...12 seconds, and have their skills disabled while they are sititng. You and your allies are so engrossed in the tale that you do not notice that your opponents are sitting down like the lions until 5...12 seconds have passed since you started the tale.

* Jokes Skills
* Pickle Joke: You present a pickle to your opponent, and make obscene gestures with it. If your opponent is of your same gender, they are amused and start to laugh, along with everyone else, interrupting all skills and attacks for 10...25 seconds. If they are the opposite gender than you, they hit you with their weapon, dealing +20...50 damage and immeadiately ending the Pickle Joke.
* Stupid Joke: You tell your opponent a stupid joke, which keeps them from using any skills for 3...9 seconds. At the end of the joke, they are so shocked that you told them that joke, they drop their weapon, and it takes them 3...9 seconds to recover it. You, meanwhile, are laughing so hard at their reaction, that you can't use any skills for 3..9 seconds.

* Witticism Skills
* Underhanded Remark: You say a quick comment, and your opponent pauses for 1...4 second(s) until they get it, and bash your skull in for +10...25 damage.
* Subtle Flirt: You say a quick comment, and your opponent pauses for 1...4 seconds until they get it. If they are the opposite gender, they cannot use skills for 3...9 seconds afterwards, too embarassed to do anything. If they are the same gender, they are weirded out and run in the opposite direction for 3...9 seconds.

* Slickness of Tongue Skills
* Jester's Signet: This Signet renders all Conditions, Skills, Attacks, other Signets, Spells, Shouts and Stances are rendered useless for 25...52 seconds. No one can move for 10..25 seconds. Then everything returns to normal, and the battle is still going on outside.
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Old Jul 17, 2006, 06:14 AM // 06:14   #2
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Off topic ftl.
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Old Jul 17, 2006, 06:41 AM // 06:41   #3
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what as that guy's name, aaaa!!! or something...
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Old Jul 17, 2006, 07:01 AM // 07:01   #4
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Off topic ftl.
I was pretty sure this was where you posted classes, jokes or not.
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Old Jul 17, 2006, 07:05 AM // 07:05   #5
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Hahahahaha, I am glad I read through this one, some of these aren't half bad skills really, well balanced.
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Old Jul 17, 2006, 08:13 AM // 08:13   #6
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lol @ the pickle joke.

I could just imagine some of these going on ingame. utter. chaos.
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Old Jul 17, 2006, 11:57 AM // 11:57   #7
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Moving this to a different forum.
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Old Jul 17, 2006, 12:55 PM // 12:55   #8
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I must say well thought out and it seems you put alot of work in but...

...A Jester!?!?!?!?!?!?

I sure you could think of a better Char type, more fitting in the game.

But none the less Pretty Damn GOOD!!!
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Old Jul 18, 2006, 12:30 AM // 00:30   #9
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Thank you all for your positive feedback. I feel happy now. I'm might make another joke class soon. After my five serious ones are up for debate.

And, Shroomz, I must ask - What else do you think Adlebern and Rurik would have in their courts that wouldn't put the rating higher?
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Old Jul 18, 2006, 01:03 AM // 01:03   #10
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Supposed to go in the Sardelac Forum. It's for suggestions. But funny, gj man.
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Old Jul 18, 2006, 02:59 AM // 02:59   #11
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I put it in Sardelac. But then a Moderator moved it here. Oh well, Se la vie.
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Old Jul 18, 2006, 12:56 PM // 12:56   #12
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Good imagination. Reading it is as funny as the skill descriptions .
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