Curse

Opeth11 · Aug 17, 2006, 04:49 AM // 04:49

*gets hit with gamma radiation*

"Damn!"

I pwnd U · Aug 17, 2006, 04:51 AM // 04:51

*tries to figure out how opeth got hit*
*sees neuron still moving towards the uranium*
*puts beer inside of suit*
*sips beer*

Opeth11 · Aug 17, 2006, 04:52 AM // 04:52

Gamma moves pretty damn fast and can't be seen with the human eye =/

Good luck figuring that out.

Meanwhile:

*BECOMES THE HULK FOR THE 25TH TIME IN THIS THREAD*

I pwnd U · Aug 17, 2006, 04:55 AM // 04:55

but hiest never said it hit! lol and you cant see it because it travels between the speed of sound and light.

*sips beer*
*sees hulk*
*waves*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 17, 2006, 04:55 AM // 04:55

Neutron finally collides with uranium
Opeth is killed while being the hulk for the 25th time

Opeth11 · Aug 17, 2006, 04:58 AM // 04:58

*turns purple*
*punches Doomlord in the gut*
*knocks him out*
*picks him up*
*jumps into the ocean with him*

I pwnd U · Aug 17, 2006, 04:58 AM // 04:58

"ONOES!! ITS GAY HULK!!!" lol

*sips beer*
*watchs Opeth (aka hulk) take doomlord into the ocean*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 17, 2006, 05:00 AM // 05:00

Laughs at Opeth's delusions of actually being alive
Looks at Opeth's chared remains
Casts Vengeance to shut Opeth up
Waits 30 seconds

Opeth11 · Aug 17, 2006, 05:00 AM // 05:00

*puts Doomlord into a giant shell*
*shuts the shell*
*hits pwnd for doubting the purple-hulk's sexuality*
*takes him to the ocean and shoves him into the same shell as Doomlord*

I pwnd U · Aug 17, 2006, 05:01 AM // 05:01

*breaks out of shell with flaming bag*
*warps back to bar*
*sips beer*
*wonders why Doomlord is waiting 30 seconds when vengance is 60...*
*shrugs*
*figure its due to the forum regulation on posting time*
*sips beer*

Opeth11 · Aug 17, 2006, 05:02 AM // 05:02

I always though Vengeance was 30 too o.o

*turns back into normal*

"IPOD UBUY UBUY!"

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 17, 2006, 05:03 AM // 05:03

Opeth will die after 30 seconds...

EDIT:
Read's Opeth's latest batch of idiocy
Casts Rend Enchantments on Opeth to end Vengeance early

Opeth11 · Aug 17, 2006, 05:05 AM // 05:05

Maybe I should actually play Guild Wars =/

heist23 · Aug 17, 2006, 05:05 AM // 05:05

*nuclear blast ensues after 30 minutes of waiting*

well hell, neutrons are pretty damn small.

I pwnd U · Aug 17, 2006, 05:07 AM // 05:07

maybe you should...

*sips beer*
*checks GW*
*sees vengance has a 60 second RECHARGE*
*shakes head*
*realizes he needs to go to bed*
*sips beer*

Opeth11 · Aug 17, 2006, 05:13 AM // 05:13

*doesn't need to go to bed*
*sips apple juice*

I pwnd U · Aug 17, 2006, 05:14 AM // 05:14

*sips beer*
*puts up shield*
*passes out*

Opeth11 · Aug 17, 2006, 05:16 AM // 05:16

*pushes pwnd out of the bar*

I pwnd U · Aug 17, 2006, 05:19 AM // 05:19

*wakes up*
*pushes back into bar*
*sips beer*

Opeth11 · Aug 17, 2006, 05:19 AM // 05:19

You're pretty good at..waking up from being passed out..

*works on chugging technique*