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Old Apr 10, 2006, 04:26 PM // 16:26   #3441
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*Walk out of the bar*

"BORING!"
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 05:32 PM // 17:32   #3442
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*dies*
*appears back in the bar*
*scratches head*
*walks outside*
*returns with a few hundred orange furry bears tied together in a big chain*
*unleashes the bears on the bar*
*walks outside again*
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 05:37 PM // 17:37   #3443
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*picks up axe ive been using to get tree stumps out, drives it into Murders brain, sips beer*
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 05:40 PM // 17:40   #3444
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*goes into super ultimate godly mode and blows everything up including self*
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 06:16 PM // 18:16   #3445
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*Paint the Bar with a red dot*

"NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED!"
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 06:49 PM // 18:49   #3446
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*sips beer, defelcts Nuclear Launch so it hits China, sips beer*
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 07:18 PM // 19:18   #3447
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*are the burgers done yet*

*eats someones arm*
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 08:07 PM // 20:07   #3448
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"I'm using Ride the Lightning on I pwnd U!"

*Cast Inferno, Flame Burst, Shock, Aftershock, Crystalwave, and Shock*
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 08:10 PM // 20:10   #3449
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*returns with a troop of fifty blue creatures that are a mix of cow and pig*
*unleashes them on the bar (along with the one hundred orange furry bears)*
*walks outside again*
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 08:15 PM // 20:15   #3450
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*Unleash a Barrage of ATS MIssiles on the bar*

*Watch the fireworks from a hill 3 miles away*
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 09:50 PM // 21:50   #3451
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*sips beer, plays Squares 2, sips beer*
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 11:15 PM // 23:15   #3452
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*"Burgers are done!!!"*

*grabs burger*

*loads it up with everything*

*"MMMMMMMM!!! good stuff!"*

*washes burger down with a beer*

*watches all the alien like cow and bear creatures die from the common cold since they have no resistance to it*
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Old Apr 11, 2006, 03:26 AM // 03:26   #3453
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*sips beer...
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Old Apr 11, 2006, 03:37 AM // 03:37   #3454
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*sits in cabinet safe from fight drinks beer*
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Old Apr 11, 2006, 05:42 AM // 05:42   #3455
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*Takes out a beer*

*Sip*
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Old Apr 11, 2006, 08:56 AM // 08:56   #3456
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*eats juicy burger
*drinks ketchup
*sips coke
*smokes ciggy
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Old Apr 11, 2006, 08:59 AM // 08:59   #3457
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*returns leading an army of purple aliens carrying 10 x more powerful weaponry than has ever been attempted on Earth*
*unleashes the aliens on the bar*
*walks outside again*
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Old Apr 11, 2006, 09:03 AM // 09:03   #3458
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*eats the aliens*
*unleashes some metroids in the bar*
*drinks coffee*


^ those are metroids they suck the life out of everybody they are one of the most powerfull creatures in the metroid series ^^
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Old Apr 11, 2006, 09:06 AM // 09:06   #3459
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*sets a anti metroid bomb in the bar*
*punches undead mesmer for setting it free*
*sips milk*
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Old Apr 11, 2006, 09:56 AM // 09:56   #3460
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*unleashes more metroids*
*disables the bomb*
*hides a ice cannon somewhere*
*drinks coffee*
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