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Old Feb 27, 2006, 03:00 AM // 03:00   #2481
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*apparently is dead and getting pissed on*

*gets up*

*puts dark 'piece' in teh pickle slicer*
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Old Feb 27, 2006, 03:54 AM // 03:54   #2482
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*gabba ur m,e make no snexe"*

"im gbabba skill oush Doc"*

*Grab gun a and start to shoot him alot*
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Old Feb 27, 2006, 04:44 AM // 04:44   #2483
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*pushes down the rage of 3 pages gone by without me to witness them*

i should say

*fails to push down the rage of 3 pages gone by without me to witness them*

where do i begin

*takes out another shotgun of ultimate pwnage and unloads shell after shell after shell into Klayman, untill he simply ceases to exist*
*laughs and laughs and decides that the shotgun of ultimat pwnage is no longer enough*

*magicly creates 5 .50 caliber automatic rifles. gives one to Dark, Pwnd, Nur, and Doc (for that impressive display of absolute contempt of newcomers)*

*sits down and sips beer patting the (insert kick ass name for the .50 cal rifle here) and smiling*
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Old Feb 27, 2006, 06:15 AM // 06:15   #2484
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*being bartender, trying to get everyones orders fast*
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Old Feb 27, 2006, 01:00 PM // 13:00   #2485
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HEY!!!! Look a new bartender! Make sure we have plenty of Labbatt's , I drink alot of it.
WB Paul was wonderin whereya had got to.
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Old Feb 27, 2006, 01:27 PM // 13:27   #2486
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Ya i was wondering taht too. Though i myself have become less active in here with all the new members to the bar. Makes em hard to keep straight and they still dont know we are invincible... i just like to shoot any new person i see. *shoots Mysterious in the leg for being new*
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Old Feb 27, 2006, 01:49 PM // 13:49   #2487
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"hey barkeep do you know how to make a holy bartender"
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Old Feb 27, 2006, 04:36 PM // 16:36   #2488
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*wakes up in the middle of the fire*
*smells burning*
*eyes glow red*
*rises slowly*
"I am anything-proof! You cannot burn me! Now you will pay!"
*berserk*
*grabs an axe from somewhere and starts running around the room, chopping off various limbs of random people*
*smells blood which prolongs the berserking*
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Old Feb 27, 2006, 04:38 PM // 16:38   #2489
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"he doesn't know how to make a holy bartender"
*fills bartender with 9mm rounds*
"holy bartender get it"
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Old Feb 27, 2006, 04:40 PM // 16:40   #2490
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*abandons berserkness*
*rolls on the floor with laughter for a few seconds*
*returns to berserking*
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Old Feb 27, 2006, 04:43 PM // 16:43   #2491
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*sips beer*
*thinks how this used to be a nice pub before the new neighbours moved in*
*nearly gets hit by a random 9mm round*
*decides to leave*
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Old Feb 27, 2006, 09:06 PM // 21:06   #2492
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*Come back to life with a new body*

*Walk up to Pual and steal his Ulitmate Shotgun*

*Reload the shotgun with Klay's omega Dark bullets*

*Shoot Pual over and over and over*

*Shot Doc over and over and over*

*Run outside the bar*

*build a better and bigger bar next to the old partly destroyed bar*


*take a rocket luancher and shoot at old bar with everyone inside it*

*take a sip of beer in the old bar*
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Old Feb 27, 2006, 09:09 PM // 21:09   #2493
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*come back to life Yet again*
*Steal Pual Ulitmate Shotgun and reload it with speical Klay's Omega bomb Bullet*
*Fire Pual three times and Doc 10 times*
*run outside the bar and build a BIGGER and BETTER bar across the street*
*Blow up the bar with people inside with a rocket*
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Old Feb 27, 2006, 09:50 PM // 21:50   #2494
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*stares at dark while he is munching on my beating heart*
*looks over and I pwnd you* "Yeah im thinking he's upset as well.."
*throws multicolored glass in the air and as everyone stares at it i grab my heart from dark and put it back in place*
*orders a pina colada*
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Old Feb 27, 2006, 10:08 PM // 22:08   #2495
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*watch as no one is the new bar*
*take a sniper and wait for people to come*
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Old Feb 27, 2006, 11:47 PM // 23:47   #2496
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*sips beer*
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Old Feb 28, 2006, 12:23 AM // 00:23   #2497
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*reanimates self*
*uses my super ultimate powers to deflect Klay's rocket. Then i take my .50 cal automatic rifle and add a scope*
*snipes Klay 4 times in the head*
*Takes ALOT of C4 and explodes Klay's bar*
*goes back to being crazy and takes out a foil hat and puts it on my head*
"now they can't see my baby"
*rocks back and forth repeating the line above*
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Old Feb 28, 2006, 12:27 AM // 00:27   #2498
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*Orders another Pina Colada*
*Steals a pinneapple*
*Throws the pinneapple in the air and screams "pinneapple in the air!!!"*
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Old Feb 28, 2006, 01:15 AM // 01:15   #2499
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*come back alive*
*"Paul i see you*
*BAM BAM BAM SHOOT HIM IN THE GUTS"*
*TAKE OUT HIS EYE WITH BARE HANDS*
*RIP OUT BELLY WITH HANDS AND THROW A GRENADE IN THERE*
*
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Old Feb 28, 2006, 02:21 AM // 02:21   #2500
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*sips beer*
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