Curse

I pwnd U · Feb 19, 2006, 12:46 AM // 00:46

*sits in hot tub and drinks beer*

Two April Mornings · Feb 19, 2006, 12:47 AM // 00:47

*theres a tub in this bar!?*

*joins pwnd in the hot tub with a screwdriver in a non-homorsexual way*

Symeon · Feb 19, 2006, 07:38 AM // 07:38

*wakes up*
*punches someone*
*runs around the bar a few times*
*trips over a rat*
*passes out*

I pwnd U · Feb 19, 2006, 02:06 PM // 14:06

*sips beer while warming up in the hot tub cause its !@#!$#%#$#% 5 degrees here*

Paul Mahdi · Feb 19, 2006, 03:53 PM // 15:53

"I'm going to go insane for awhile"
*downs a beer and runs around screaming something about micro chips in the back of our heads or something weird like that. Takes 20 dead rats and makes a hat out of them.*
"now they can't hear my thoughts"
*sits in the corner rocking slowly back and forth*

darkdragon99 · Feb 19, 2006, 03:59 PM // 15:59

*cuts off the top of pauls head*
*looks inside*
"OH MY GOD he is right their is a micro chip in there"

Ensabah Nur · Feb 19, 2006, 04:01 PM // 16:01

"PSSSST! pwnd ! , *whispers* Hey man, I'm gettin a lil concerned about our buddy Paul, everything he just said/did is ok but that wasn't beer he drank, that was pork fat that's dripped off the pigs.....

Goats17 · Feb 19, 2006, 04:38 PM // 16:38

"you killed my pigs?"
*stabs Ensabah Nur*
*Goes on a killing rampage in the bar, stabs himself*
*goes to sleep*
*wakes up to down 12 beers and goes back to sleep*

nice avvie BTW. I like ur cape.

Paul Mahdi · Feb 19, 2006, 08:19 PM // 20:19

*takes head back from dark and sews it back on, ignoring the pain due to insanity*
*runs up to Goats17 and head butts him in the face*
"EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH"
*runs around and trips on a stool and is knocked unconcious*

Starsky-sama · Feb 19, 2006, 09:58 PM // 21:58

(let's start something)

*goes all "equilibrium-mode" on everyone close*
*Retribution X gets a bottle smashed over the head*
*I pwnd U gets tazer in the hot tub*
*Two April Mornings gets sideswiped before reaching the tub and hits the side of the tub face first*
*King Symeon gets hoisted up from the floor and gets tossed across the room*
*Paul Mahdi gets a knee in the groin, while lying on the floor*
*darkdragon99 gets his face plastered with a few lefts/rights and gets uppercutted right into the barkeeper*
*Ensabah Nur gets a roundhouse kick and goes out the window*
*Goats17 gets help to sleep even longer, with a chair smacked into the back of the head*
"your welcome"
*feels all energized and gets a drink at the bar*
*awaiting his own fate...*

Two April Mornings · Feb 19, 2006, 10:19 PM // 22:19

*watches the rats maul starsky who doesn't yet seem to know about em*

I pwnd U · Feb 20, 2006, 05:28 AM // 05:28

i think paul is ok, those ridilin pills should kick in soon. anyways we need to do something about starsky... *stabs starsky then shoves a gernade down his throat and watchs him blow up into tiny lil pieces.*

Ensabah Nur · Feb 20, 2006, 11:51 AM // 11:51

Nicely done pwnd, I couldn't have handled Starsky better myself. *Continues to BBQ "Goat" , bear and pig, while drinking Labbatt's on the veranda.......

Accurax · Feb 20, 2006, 03:35 PM // 15:35

*swigs neat Turpentine whilst spamming //I have blind on me

*Takes lighter & breaths liquid fire onto I Pwnd U, laughyin maniaccally whilst he burns into a carbonised pile.

*lights a cigar ....... Boom

I pwnd U · Feb 20, 2006, 05:07 PM // 17:07

What dont people understand about us Nur? they contuine to attack us yet they just dont see it... *whips out 2 .44 Magnums and loses everysingle AP modified Bullet on Accurax ripping his body apart with every hit, sticks 4 sticks of C4 to his back and sets timer to 3 seconds, dives behind the indestructiable bar and laughs as Accuraxs body is ripped to little tiny pieces.*

Accurax · Feb 20, 2006, 05:16 PM // 17:16

Makes strange noise as severed body pieces run along the floor (terminator stylee) reforming into a perfect copy of Chuck Norris.

With one roundouse i disembowel both "IPwnedU" & "EnsabhNur" ...

As their putrid, steaming inards flood the bar-room floor i think about crying a silent tear for all the lost but ......

CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT CRY!!!

Insteand i arrange what is left of "Pwnedu" & "Nurs" blood stained corpses into an amusing & provocative pose reminiscent of a dog mounting another.

darkdragon99 · Feb 20, 2006, 05:23 PM // 17:23

*dumps 20 gallons of fluorosulphuric acid down Accurax's throut*

I pwnd U · Feb 20, 2006, 05:24 PM // 17:24

wow ok nur did he seriously just fall for that trick? wow he did, laughs at Starsky and Doc who were wearing masks of Nur and mines face. and this is what happens next to Accurax...

*then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris (aka Accurax) in his cowboy ass*

Ensabah Nur · Feb 20, 2006, 11:18 PM // 23:18

Some people just don't get it yet pwnd. Besides if he had bothered to read he would have known that we weren't standing anywhere near each other so no way in hell could even the real Chuck have made one kick to connect on us both.

"pwnd, how did you do that to Accurax after darkdragon dissolved even his T2 style body with the acid?"

*checks on the pigs , bear and Goat roasting on the open fires....

"Pig and bear is done but I think I burned the Goat, gonna have to throw it in the dumpster."

*Throws burned Goat in dump, eats pig and bear and drinks Labbatt's.....shoots @ rat misses and hits the next person thru the door(to post)....."hey sorry about that , my bad , here's a Labbatt's and some roasted meat"...* hands whomever meat and Labbatt's.....returns to the BBQ pits.....

Two April Mornings · Feb 21, 2006, 12:45 AM // 00:45

*takes a hit of Accurax's dust/ittty bitty pieces*