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Old Feb 13, 2006, 03:33 AM // 03:33   #2221
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"is it me or does this bar have a really bad rat problem"
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Old Feb 13, 2006, 03:39 AM // 03:39   #2222
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"yeah, building the bar inside a dump was a bad move..."
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Old Feb 13, 2006, 03:41 AM // 03:41   #2223
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*laughs at rats*

*orders beer*

*gulps it*

*inverses glass and traps *9* rats, killing them all thru suffocation*
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Old Feb 13, 2006, 03:43 AM // 03:43   #2224
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*shoots 10 rats in one shot*
"i know i know lucky shot"
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Old Feb 13, 2006, 06:03 AM // 06:03   #2225
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Quote:
Originally Posted by I pwnd U
"great another new person in here, i think we need to teach him a lesson." *whispers into sirs ear that hyper took his axe...*
*wait. hyper took my PRECIOUS axe*

*oh no he didn't*

*pull out some duct tapes and seal off the bar*

*grab my chainsaw*

*This will be bloodier than Saw II.. now where is hyper hiding at*
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Old Feb 13, 2006, 06:23 AM // 06:23   #2226
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*Looks around at all the dead rats* "hey has anyone bothered to call an exterminator or what".
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Old Feb 13, 2006, 01:26 PM // 13:26   #2227
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"we dont need no stinking exterminator! we is are the exterminators!" *shoots 10 rats with 5 shots*
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Old Feb 13, 2006, 01:29 PM // 13:29   #2228
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*shoots 100 rats with 10 shots*
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Old Feb 13, 2006, 01:32 PM // 13:32   #2229
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*shoots 200 rats with 20 shots!*
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Old Feb 13, 2006, 01:34 PM // 13:34   #2230
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*shoots 10000 in 100 shots*
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Old Feb 13, 2006, 01:39 PM // 13:39   #2231
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*shoots 20000 in 200 shots!*
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Old Feb 13, 2006, 01:39 PM // 13:39   #2232
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"we have a rat plauge going on here i think"
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Old Feb 13, 2006, 01:42 PM // 13:42   #2233
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*jumps out the window*
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Old Feb 13, 2006, 01:57 PM // 13:57   #2234
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*opens the door and strolls in...*
*SCREAMS*
*'Someone tell me what the hell's going on?'*
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Old Feb 13, 2006, 01:59 PM // 13:59   #2235
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*jumps back in through a different window*
"whew, that was a close one"
*sits in the corner and starts repeating, "never leave the day room" over and over, while rocking back and forth*
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Old Feb 13, 2006, 02:02 PM // 14:02   #2236
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*SCREAMS again as 10,000 rats attack, piling on top of him as falls to the floor*
*'Oh God help me! HEEEELLLPP!'*
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Old Feb 13, 2006, 02:06 PM // 14:06   #2237
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*takes out a flame thower*
"this may burn alittle"
*chars the rats*
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Old Feb 13, 2006, 02:07 PM // 14:07   #2238
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*takes out dual deagles*
*points them at the all the rats* (humans included)
"sync dance you dirty rats, or die"
*moohaha DANCE!*
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Old Feb 13, 2006, 02:13 PM // 14:13   #2239
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*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! It burns, it burns! AHHAHAHAHAAAAHHHH*
*leaps up, dances around madly, pants are on fire and the flames are spreading to upper half of body*
*bumps into people, spreading the flames to them too*
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Old Feb 13, 2006, 02:21 PM // 14:21   #2240
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*Shoots king with fire hose*
*thows granade into swarm of rats*
*kills 1000000 rats in 1 shot *
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