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Old Feb 03, 2006, 04:48 PM // 16:48   #1981
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*pokes bulletsmile with barstool*

*ponders the possibilities*

*drinks beer*

*falls over sideways*
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Old Feb 03, 2006, 10:35 PM // 22:35   #1982
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*Enters bar*
*Looks around and then walks to bar and orders a bottle of whiskey*
*Walks over to a corner table and pulls out a deck of cards*
*says "Anyone up for a game of poker?"*
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Old Feb 03, 2006, 11:05 PM // 23:05   #1983
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*jumps back into bar by jumping perfectly horizontally through a clear, sugar pane window so i dont get cuts and sits down for a peaceful game of poker*

*little did i know, that in 2 seconds, a meteor would come out of the sky and rip through doc holliday's head, so i steal all his money*
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Old Feb 03, 2006, 11:07 PM // 23:07   #1984
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*order number 12 of jack daniels*
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Old Feb 03, 2006, 11:08 PM // 23:08   #1985
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*gives him molotov RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOtails instead*

*hardyharharhahrharhar*
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Old Feb 03, 2006, 11:13 PM // 23:13   #1986
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*sees new guy, points him out to paul and nur, sip beer then let teh bear loss on him and unload bullets on the new guy as well... welcome to our bar new guy. drinks more beer*
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Old Feb 03, 2006, 11:16 PM // 23:16   #1987
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*drops down to the floor as bullets graze arm*
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Old Feb 03, 2006, 11:17 PM // 23:17   #1988
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*o noes another new person... runs up to zeldamaster dropps lit match on him laughs as he burns!*
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Old Feb 03, 2006, 11:20 PM // 23:20   #1989
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*pees onself and quenches flames*

*picks up table and throws it randomly*
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Old Feb 03, 2006, 11:23 PM // 23:23   #1990
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*cathes zeldamaster's table, takes dumbass moltov that knido gave me, turns table on fire, throws it back toward zeldamaster and knido, and impales them each on a fiery leg of the table*
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Old Feb 03, 2006, 11:26 PM // 23:26   #1991
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*table falls to floor with knido's body and zeldamater's coat*

*jumps behind counter and starts throwing beer botles at evry1*

*laugs maniacally*
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Old Feb 03, 2006, 11:32 PM // 23:32   #1992
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Hello? *echo echo*

*shrugs* *drinks a beer*
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 12:20 AM // 00:20   #1993
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*lights zelda on fire and then chucks em accross them room before filling him full of bullets, drinks beer*
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 12:59 AM // 00:59   #1994
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*as fire burns the body pwnd notices dat the body is knido*

*pwned turns around to see zelda master with a beer bottle in his hand*

*zeldamaster swings and smashes bottle in head b4 running out of bar*
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 01:02 AM // 01:02   #1995
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*i duck as zeldamaster smashes the bottle on knidos head who just stood up to try to run the fire out. i think point at zeldamaster and paul and nur load him full of bullets. when he falls to the floor i pour gasoline over him and drop the match on him. i think roundhouse kick knido into a bucket of water.* "srry bout that knido guess the wind blew the match to you..."
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 01:28 AM // 01:28   #1996
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*i bring out my lightsaber and use force lightning all all of you*
*points and laughs as you cower on the floor in my mighty presance(sp?)*
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 01:38 AM // 01:38   #1997
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*throws water at personals lightsaber and watchs it short out, sits on stool drinks beer, leave me alone im in a bad mood*
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 02:14 AM // 02:14   #1998
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noooooooo!!! you cant do that its aginst the rules!!!!!!

*sinks to the ground and starts sobbing*
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 02:57 AM // 02:57   #1999
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*notices my bud pwnd got everything under control, "Hey Bouncers start checkin ID's I think some of these newcomers are under age." **Tosses Labbatt's to pwnd,Paul &Two and pours some cheap domestic on Bulletsmile to wake em up..... heads back out to the veranda to roast the other pig......
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 03:15 AM // 03:15   #2000
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*catches beer, sips beer quietly watching everyone to make sure nothing gets out of control*
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