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Old Jan 19, 2006, 04:36 AM // 04:36   #1821
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comes back in with a broken nose and gets shadows mafia *shadow take sout crowbar and BEATS sense into paul*leaves* mafia takes over and beats the crpa outta daylights from Paul
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Old Jan 19, 2006, 11:21 AM // 11:21   #1822
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walks in to the bar and thinks of leaving again
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Old Jan 19, 2006, 11:27 AM // 11:27   #1823
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*Before Shadow can get out the door, I apply a mandible claw (ala Mick Foley) on him then drag him over to the pool table and somehow force his square head into the round hole of a corner pocket. Happy and firmly convinced Shadow is thouroughly wedged and stuck in the pocket, I proceed to evacerate his Shadow Mafia with my Katana. Shadow and his Mafia outta commision I toss Labbatt's to I pwnd U and Paul and say: "He don't know who he's dealing with do he?"
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Old Jan 19, 2006, 01:29 PM // 13:29   #1824
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"thanks Nur, ya he doenst realize hes messing with our bar gang. idiot he will just have to learn." *sips beer jumps up and with Nurs help beats the living shadowlights (they dont have daylights they are shadows) out of the shadow mafia!*
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Old Jan 19, 2006, 01:58 PM // 13:58   #1825
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*drinks beer untill all the shadow mafia are good and unconscious and i kick em all*
"that was fun"
*sits down and tosses a beer to pwned and nur*
*shoots a rat*
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Old Jan 19, 2006, 02:10 PM // 14:10   #1826
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get ressed the 2.nd time by a monk, i have now 30%DP
Shouts in the bar: "WTB candy cane, whisper me with offer"
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Old Jan 20, 2006, 03:03 AM // 03:03   #1827
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no i must not let this bar fight fall into the depths of the third page

*drinks beer and shoots a rat
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Old Jan 20, 2006, 03:11 AM // 03:11   #1828
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*drinks beer, shoots at piano again!*
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Old Jan 20, 2006, 03:13 AM // 03:13   #1829
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dives in front of piano and is shot*
"i don't know why i did that..."
*sits down, drinks beer, and passes out*
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Old Jan 20, 2006, 04:50 AM // 04:50   #1830
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comes into bar sits down and orders a vodka*sips*thinks about how life sucks and i hate it*ets out a pistol form shoe*puts in heaad*blows brains out*
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Old Jan 20, 2006, 12:18 PM // 12:18   #1831
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* Sees Shadow pull a pistol and thinks "wouldn't he look better with a beer in his hands?" * Tosses Coveted Labbatt's to Shadow knocking pistol out of his hand before he does whatever he was gonna do and invites him to drink & shoot pool(not guns)with the crew.....
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Old Jan 20, 2006, 01:31 PM // 13:31   #1832
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nur i dont know if we want him in our group hes kinda ummm iffy... he didnt try to kill me and paul... i guess he can play for now but he tries anything he will regret it. *sips beer*
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Old Jan 20, 2006, 03:12 PM // 15:12   #1833
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going mad and knocks PWND, Paul and everyone else in the head with a book about peace
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Old Jan 20, 2006, 06:58 PM // 18:58   #1834
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*drinks a whisky sour*

grabs book about peace, eats said book....
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Old Jan 21, 2006, 12:24 AM // 00:24   #1835
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*Looks at supply of Labbatt's, notices that 2 cases is dangerously low, calls for a fresh delivery of 44 cases.....and another pig to roast the first one got eaten....
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Old Jan 21, 2006, 12:26 AM // 00:26   #1836
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"wow getting hit in the head with a book about peace has changed my whole outlook on life. Come, drinking buddies and others. Let us put aside our differences and...

... crap i almost had it"

*sits down and shoots a rat*
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Old Jan 21, 2006, 12:37 AM // 00:37   #1837
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*comes in late*
misses all the fighting, then gives a rant on how nobody ever calls me about this stuff anymore.....
depressing
*storms out of bar*
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Old Jan 21, 2006, 12:54 AM // 00:54   #1838
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*Shadow Steps into Bar*
Hey gu--
*Gets teleported back to the bathroom*
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Old Jan 21, 2006, 03:37 AM // 03:37   #1839
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*laughs at chris!!* "what an idoit" *Shakes head drinks beer*
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Old Jan 21, 2006, 03:49 AM // 03:49   #1840
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Gets a pool stick and hits on skull *i pwned u looks dead* Twictches
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