Curse

Paul Mahdi · Jan 06, 2006, 03:09 AM // 03:09

*drinks some beer*
*decides to shoot the next person who walks into the bar in the foot*

I pwnd U · Jan 06, 2006, 03:12 AM // 03:12

"oheypaulwhatsuphowsitgoing? ulikeyurbeerminesgoodamislurringmyspeechany? ithinkimalildrunkmaybeishouldlayoffthebeerforabit? nahilikeittoomch"
*sips more beer*

darkdragon99 · Jan 06, 2006, 03:26 AM // 03:26

*shoots i pwnd you in the knee and than in the elbow*

I pwnd U · Jan 06, 2006, 04:53 AM // 04:53

"omygoshyoushootmeinmyjointsyoulimpbastardimgonnaki lluwhenicanwalkagainsinceimwaytodrunktodoanythings idessithereanddrinkbeer.mmmmbeer.ubastarddontshoot meeveragain." *sips more beer*

nightrunner · Jan 06, 2006, 05:03 AM // 05:03

*Goes to the store to buy a Pwnd a new spacebar*

darkdragon99 · Jan 06, 2006, 06:57 AM // 06:57

"ok no more shooting you "

*picks up sledge hammer*

"too bad you so drunk you wont feel this "

*smashes his nuts than cracks him upside the head*

ownage of teh elite · Jan 06, 2006, 10:54 AM // 10:54

*Grabs Chair*

*Throws it at a group of random people*

*Laughs Evily*

I pwnd U · Jan 06, 2006, 01:36 PM // 13:36

"goshdamnitdarkstophittingmewhileimdrunkustupidbast ard.andyaifeltitthathurtlikeabitchusonofamotherles sgoat.yourmotherwasahamsterandyurfatherwasuhhhh... ahscrewitimtodrunk." *passes out*

Paul Mahdi · Jan 06, 2006, 08:05 PM // 20:05

*drinks beer*
*shoots mice*
*shoots bartender*
*take some beer*

awesome sauce · Jan 06, 2006, 08:19 PM // 20:19

sets fire to the bar and burns it down

Alura Pyro · Jan 06, 2006, 09:13 PM // 21:13

plays with the fire as it burns everything else.....

Paul Mahdi · Jan 06, 2006, 09:15 PM // 21:15

*shoots awesome suace in the foot and starts to rebuild the bar*

awesome sauce · Jan 06, 2006, 09:41 PM // 21:41

Steals all Paul's money so he can't rebuild the bar.

Alura Pyro · Jan 06, 2006, 09:47 PM // 21:47

Wraps up sauces foot and lights the bandage on fire then plays with the fire as he runs around screaming I continue to do so untill he colapses dead the use resurection and do it again.

Paul Mahdi · Jan 06, 2006, 09:59 PM // 21:59

"silly mortal i do not need money to build a bar"
*uses super powers to make a flame retardant, unexplodable, super cool, ultra, mega bar.*
"Mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
*shoots a mouse and continues to drink*

Ensabah Nur · Jan 06, 2006, 10:55 PM // 22:55

Returns to the ultra mega bar that Paul built, grabs 4 labatt's(restocked) tosses 1 to I Pwnd U ,heads out to the expanded veranda/BBQ pit to roast another pig......

Alura Pyro · Jan 06, 2006, 11:15 PM // 23:15

flame retardent doesn't mean it will not burn just that I have to help it

*pours gas all over new bar and smiles*
come on anyone got a light I need to smoke bad. (I don't smoke really but you know)

Paul Mahdi · Jan 06, 2006, 11:20 PM // 23:20

If you burn down my flame retardant, unexplodable, super cool, ultra, mega bar i will be very not happy with you and i'll send you a letter telling you how unhappy i am.

Or i'll just make another one...

Alura Pyro · Jan 06, 2006, 11:24 PM // 23:24

lights lighter plays in flames and helps paul rebuild it but as a normal bar this time with a promise not to burn it for at least a day or two.

Paul Mahdi · Jan 06, 2006, 11:27 PM // 23:27

a normal bar?

*sigh* whatever

*shoots a mouse and continues to drink*